£450 740i what could go wrong?

£450 740i what could go wrong?

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TEKNOPUG

18,923 posts

205 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Is it not safe to assume that there was a pretty serious issue with the car, for it to be laid up and abandoned in the first place? Can't simply be the front springs. Must be a story to it.

pits

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6,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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TEKNOPUG said:
Is it not safe to assume that there was a pretty serious issue with the car, for it to be laid up and abandoned in the first place? Can't simply be the front springs. Must be a story to it.
Think I covered it, but the guy I am buying it off it was his uncles dad who bought it new, when his dad died it got parked up and left as the guy didn't want to use it due to sentimental value.
It could be a massive lie, but may also be true, at the end of the day though it is £450 and worth more than that in bits if there is something catastrophically wrong with it, but hoping it should be alright, but as I say we have all had our hands burned on "cheap" cars so going into this eyes wide open, however MOT history is pretty good on it.

eltax91

9,866 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Soov535 said:
pits said:
It's D-Day, we are going up around 5 ish to try drag it out of its current grave, may even look at firing it up later if all goes well, possible video as well
Oh yes please!
yes

I'm sat here in my lounge, have been since 2:30 this morning, with a wife in the early stages of labour, and i'm wondering if i'll get to read the thread update tonight or tomorrow hehe

MarkwG

4,847 posts

189 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Do you need to pull the fuel pump relay? I just pop the fuse out on mine, would guess it's easier to get at fuses than relays?

gweaver

906 posts

158 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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eltax91 said:
wife in the early stages of labour
MarkwG said:
I just pop the fuse out on mine
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pits

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6,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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I'll try get an update before your misses enters proper labour, I feel though that perhaps now your child should have the middle name "740i" laugh it's going to be an emotional day for you, good luck to both.


Fuel pump relay just easy to pull out and you can short it out easier

eltax91

9,866 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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pits said:
I'll try get an update before your misses enters proper labour, I feel though that perhaps now your child should have the middle name "740i" laugh it's going to be an emotional day for you, good luck to both.


Fuel pump relay just easy to pull out and you can short it out easier
We are at the hospital now so I think you might fail. We are having a girl, 740i you say, I'll ask the wife if we can call her Nakisil. hehe

pits

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6,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Alisul maybe better as shes on a 4.4.
Imagine if she is born at 7:40pm, could name her
Beatrice Matilda Winnie "surname"

C7 JFW

1,205 posts

219 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Definitely interested in updates!

Please remember to take some really bad iphone pictures so we can all share the moment with you. Tomorrow, with coffee, in a warm place.

MarkwG

4,847 posts

189 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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gweaver said:
eltax91 said:
wife in the early stages of labour
MarkwG said:
I just pop the fuse out on mine
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biggrin

Edited by MarkwG on Tuesday 8th November 19:07

vsonix

3,858 posts

163 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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I've recently acquired an E38 740i, I'm loving it and loathing it in fairly equal measures... Love it when its actually driveable. Loathing it at the moment because it refused to start on me the other day, the battery went a bit flat and now the EWS has 'forgotten' the only key I have and I'm about to have to drop 200 notes on a new battery and a second key. And then will have to have the first key re-coded later.
Also it seems to suffer from almost every 'known issue' in the book. Mystery power drains and associated poor battery health. The 'shimmy'. The ignition switch issue that sometimes causes electrical oddness like no indicator lights on the dash. Sagging headliner. Climate control gremlins. The fuel tank (thankfully fixed by the PO). Crusty rear arches. But, it's a great car to drive, gets compliments from people you wouldn't normally expect them from. It makes a great noise. Bit thirsty, think I would have preferred a VANOS car for all they're meant to be less good with the plastic chain guide issue, considering there's 4.4l there it does feel like it could do with more low-end shove. Still, looks good and a great winter comfort car. Maybe even the potential to keep long term although the 225k miles on the clock probably isn't going to help resale any if at all.

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Looking forward to hearing more, but you don't need to do any of this:

pits said:
Remove fuel pump relay
Check oil level
Pour some oil into bank A
Hand crank her first to get the oil pump lubed and moving
Try pump any old fuel out
Add new fuel
Relay back on
Try it
Just take a battery pack jump start and get it fired up, trust me that paraphernalia is a waste of time.

rxe

6,700 posts

103 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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For the love of god man, put us out of our misery!

Eltax' missus has had a baby, I've been for a 7 mile run, and there's no update! What gives? :-)

pits

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6,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Well I'm back, phone went dead.
Got up there tool a few pictures, guy handed me the valet key, gave him a sort of wtf look, I'm not taking the car with the valet key, but turns out the valet key doesn't fit that car.

2 hours of searching, nothing.
So tried to pull it out with the disco and it's stuck, well and truly stuck.

It just turned into a clusterfk really, I'll write up a bit more when not on phone.

As it stands no 7 series, so going back up Saturday to dig it out, actually dig it out.


eltax91

9,866 posts

206 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Well. She was born at 5:50pm. Which has given me a Bmw based idea for baby name.

It's a sign I tells ya hehe

jas xjr

11,309 posts

239 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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eltax91 said:
Well. She was born at 5:50pm. Which has given me a Bmw based idea for baby name.

It's a sign I tells ya hehe
congratulations , 550 mmm

rxe

6,700 posts

103 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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Congrats! No sleep for you for the next 4 years....

Pity about the key - let's hope can find it, because I guess new ones aren't exactly cheap from BMW....

Edited by rxe on Tuesday 8th November 20:12

pits

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6,429 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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eltax91 said:
Well. She was born at 5:50pm. Which has given me a Bmw based idea for baby name.

It's a sign I tells ya hehe
Brilliant news man, gutted I've spoiled your evening with no 7 series.

And definitely needs a BMW name, reckon the misses will go for E61 as a name?

vsonix

3,858 posts

163 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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I'm actually looking onto keys myself at the moment cos of the EWS issue I mentioned previously

Valet key from BMW (opens doors, starts engine, no glovebox or boot) £45-ish
Multifunction key from BMW (opens everything, starts engine, no remote lock/unlock) £58
Full-fat key from BMW (the whole shebang) £140-ish

unfortunately I forgot to ask if it's including VAT or not. But I'm assuming not because that's life. All require you to pay in advance at your local stealership and bring the V5 in your name plus ID.

Alternatives -
Full-functionality non-OEM key with flip-out blade from chap on Facebook (I'll PM you a name if you're interested) £80 posted or £100 if he comes to you.

Just the EWS transponder chip coded to the car (you can then get a generic transponder key cut locally and place it in the shell yourself) from a different chap on Facebook - £40

Send the ECU in to another chap I know for EWS removal only £40 or get a decent remap on there at the same time as EWS removal - £150

So there's a few options smile


Esotericstuff

111 posts

116 months

Tuesday 8th November 2016
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I bought my 3 series with only one key that didn't work on c.locking (dead battery). Got it repaired and a spare for less than one replacement from BMW. Guy is called BM keys on fleabay.

Was a legit dude, who I would happily recommend and use again. Comes to you or will code a key from the BME module.