Jaguar F-Pace Non Runner

Jaguar F-Pace Non Runner

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Maxdecel

1,225 posts

33 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Escy said:
It looks like part 3 is coming up. My wife rang me to say it had conked out. She described it as a single crisp packet popping noise and then it slowly cut out and wouldn't start. It wouldn't turn over.
...........slipped a tooth and bent a valve.
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Sorry to hear, popping may be the valve(s) not seating post interference ! What a censored

Mad Maximus

363 posts

3 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Damn. Fingers crossed an easy fix.

Cambs_Stuart

2,874 posts

84 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Oh no. Good luck, here's hoping it's a quick and easy fix...

Rowe

315 posts

122 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Sigh!

The gift that keeps on giving.

B'stard Child

28,419 posts

246 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Excellent news for the “roller coaster thread” fans…….

Commiserations on the failure (whatever it is found to be)

BenS94

1,913 posts

24 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Coming soon, to Netflix... (I'd watch it!)

Is this the final straw for the car, or is it a case of see what the issue is, first?

Escy

Original Poster:

3,939 posts

149 months

Wednesday 17th April
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It might be the final straw. I need to do some number crunching before I make any decisions.

I think it's not worth fixing the engine, it always sounded ropey to the point where I couldn't sell the car if I wanted to. If I repaired it, I'd expect it to still sound the same. I'd be locked in again, just waiting for the next failure. I don't think I should carry on spending good money after bad.

That leaves me with 3 options.

Sell it the same as how I bought it as a non-runner, probably get 5-6k for it now the values have dropped.

Break it for parts - I'd need to price up if it's worth more than 5-6k otherwise it's pointless, I doubt it is

Buy a 3k used engine, fit that and just sell it on.

We both really like the car but it can't carry on like it is.




Gallons Per Mile

1,887 posts

107 months

Wednesday 17th April
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I'm glad you're taking a pragmatic view. My thoughts are the same as your post above. After all the hassle I think I'd be tempted to just sell it as it is and let someone else have the headache.

E63eeeeee...

3,878 posts

49 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Gutted. I always cross my fingers that it's ok when I see this thread pop up. Hope you can find a way to get it sorted.

normalbloke

7,460 posts

219 months

Wednesday 17th April
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LS conversion?

Spinakerr

1,180 posts

145 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Ugh that is a pain.

I have always been ont he side of fixing this one - better the devil you spanner etc., but the numbers involved (and time) for a possible new engine, that may also be an unknown quantity, seems now to be the wrong road to take.

For the first time ever on a PH thread (probably), I would say cut losses and ... buy a ... Punto? Maybe?

Brother D

3,721 posts

176 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Reading this thread has cemented that my decision was correct in trading my FPace when the warranty expired....

BenS94

1,913 posts

24 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Could you not.... give a full on engine conversion a go? Something good value.

dudleybloke

19,841 posts

186 months

Wednesday 17th April
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BenS94 said:
Could you not.... give a full on engine conversion a go? Something good value.
Fit something reliable, like a rotary.

carinaman

21,298 posts

172 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Escy said:
It looks like part 3 is coming up. My wife rang me to say it had conked out. She described it as a single crisp packet popping noise and then it slowly cut out and wouldn't start. It wouldn't turn over.

[url=https://flic.kr/p/2pKEzwd]
I love the 'WELCOME' on the road and the open bonnet.

I-am-the-reverend

673 posts

35 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Escy said:
Sell it the same as how I bought it as a non-runner, probably get 5-6k for it now the values have dropped.
Is the correct answer.


I love the 'fit a different engine/LS/Ford Pinto/cement mixer' comments. laugh

Lads......no.

The only engine that will fit in this car and work* is the piece of st JLR saddled it with.

CarlosSainz100

496 posts

120 months

Wednesday 17th April
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Torch it?

CarlosSainz100

496 posts

120 months

Wednesday 17th April
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CarlosSainz100 said:
Torch it?
Given you think you'd get 6k for it as a non runner I'd probably sell it. If you fix it, you'll just be waiting for something else to go wrong on it.

Sell it and move on. Unfortunately.

I-am-the-reverend

673 posts

35 months

Wednesday 17th April
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CarlosSainz100 said:
If you fix it, you'll just be waiting for something else to go wrong on it.
Not for very long either.

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Wednesday 17th April
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I-am-the-reverend said:
CarlosSainz100 said:
If you fix it, you'll just be waiting for something else to go wrong on it.
Not for very long either.
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