The Ultimate Machine

[rich 36]

'get thee behind me, oh prince of darkness(Joe lucas)'

Edited by rich 36 on Sunday 25th March 10:44

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

'get thee behind me, oh prince of darkness(Joe lucas)'

Edited by rich 36 on Sunday 25th March 10:44

Edited by ducatidesmo on Sunday 25th March 11:09

[ducatidesmo]

Here are some engine close-ups, this machine runs on a new type of engine called the hydranemopuna, I bet none of you can figure out how it works?!?!?!?!?

Edited by ducatidesmo on Sunday 25th March 12:00

[rich 36]

Is that the new
'Renticular Celuprime'
(hushed tones)


-system I can see poking out the side

I'm impressed and suitably humble
your sharing this info

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Is that the new
'Renticular Celuprime'
(hushed tones)


-system I can see poking out the side

I'm impressed and suitably humble
your sharing this info

I am amazed that you thought of the renticular Celuprime(It is supposed to be top secret), you were pretty close but it is in fact a renticumatic vario-celuprime that varies the fluxnamarto that enters the vacdu chamber and therefore neutralises the emissions when needed from the recirculating monogawai tube.
I like sharing the info to the public but dont go telling anyone, after all it is top secret.

[rich 36]

Hush you mouth!




our Enemies gather even now to plot against us,
this is just the sort of thing they love

[ducatidesmo]

rich 36 said:

Hush you mouth!




our Enemies gather even now to plot against us,
this is just the sort of thing they love

I am now going out on Streetwolf to neutralise these "Enemies", they wont know what hit them

[rich 36]

Do you know I'm picturing the self-cam image
A la' Mitchell & Webb look




together with Tin Tin music theme tune....

[ducatidesmo]

Sorry guys, I know you were all so excited about this project but our funding has been cut and I acting on my own free will have bought what remains of the hyperbike and it is now to star in its own Tv show-Streetwolf.
Here is a link to the episode 1 teaser:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku_Wmuw2quM

[rich 36]

ACHLLY
I never stopped believing
go streetwolf, Yaaaaaaayy!








"I've soiled myself"

[ducatidesmo]

This is just the start Rich36, Universal studios have already been in touch for a movie remake of the already filmed pilot episode. Matt damon is in the frame. The film will be broadcast alongside the TV show on channel4.

[rimmer]

now that is a beast is it by any chance bonds next set of wheels?

[rich 36]

Your too late my friend,
the 'ultimate machine'
got itself mothballed some months ago
in a legal wrangle with Covin Motor vehicles.


Its a great pity since Antmat' had a hand in its development
from the genesis of the project.


I've heard theres a 'Son of ultimate' on the fag packet
but its all rumour.

[DucatiDesmo]

Oi! You listen here my friend, Streetwolf is not dead!
Episode 1 of the Tv show is in production, it involves a man stealing an oil filter from my shed and SW giving chase, it will be on youtube in the coming weeks.
Here is SW in action with the new V-twin engine fitted, good for about 900BHP, its tickover is 200RPM but it revs to 28000rpm:
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p21/Ducati749s/...
FEEL THE POWER! Vorsprung durch Teknic!

Edited by DucatiDesmo on Saturday 26th May 17:07

[DucatiDesmo]

rimmer said:

now that is a beast is it by any chance bonds next set of wheels?

Please, Mr.Rimmer. I have standards. I cant just give a machine of this magnitude to any Tom, Dick or Harry!

[CaptainCrunch]

Streetwolf chases Robber out of garden:
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p21/Ducati749s/...