Macan Turbo VERY Slow

[DaveDave123]

Just beat a Macan Turbo in my DS3, turns out they're not that fast hmmmm Shame it's so expensive, anyone buying one don't bother just buy the basic diesel or petrol, otherwise it's a tad Embarrassing lmfao!

[MajorProblem]

Lol next time wait till I'm on my own, the wife doesn't allow me to race poor people.

[hondafanatic]

I see a future...a future of how this thread will go....two words...it's becoming clearer...the mist is lifting...yes...I see the two words now...'not'...and...'well'.

[DaveDave123]

Haha funny that I have a 991 Carrera, guess your the poor guy now & at least I don't have to hang up my balls when I enter the car, I would happily, hopefully I can video your face when it happens too

[crystalmethod]

DaveDave123 said:

Haha funny that I have a 991 Carrera, guess your the poor guy now & at least I don't have to hang up my balls when I enter the car, I would happily, hopefully I can video your face when it happens too

No fking way. Custard.

[P155flaps]

What a fktard you must be.

He was probably busy laughing at the nonce driving a girls French car to bother accelerating too fast.

I think the Macan is 0-60 in a touch over 4 seconds? and your DS3, assuming nothing has fallen off it, is about 0-60 in 7 seconds at best?

I'd burn the DS3 and stick to the 911!

[drmark]

DS3? Wow. Cool car. Was thinking of getting my grand daughter one.

[AdamV12V]

TROLL!

[C. Grimsley]

All I have to say is lol


Carl

[itsybitsy]

drmark said:

DS3? Wow. Cool car. Was thinking of getting my grand daughter one.

My wife likes them and she's a grandmother!what he forgot to mention was the macan was parked up at the time!

[mdianuk]

DaveDave123 said:

Just beat a Macan Turbo in my DS3, turns out they're not that fast hmmmm Shame it's so expensive, anyone buying one don't bother just buy the basic diesel or petrol, otherwise it's a tad Embarrassing lmfao!

Ah bless, another night on your own wondering where it all went wrong. Never mind, there is always tomorrow...

[DaveDave123]

It's not a stock car haha, if someone organised a drag strip or track day I would love to attend, just let me know when and where, can't wait for this, will have to bring the 300+ BHP DS3 Club with me

[s3nick]

DaveDave123 said:

Just beat a Macan Turbo in my DS3, turns out they're not that fast hmmmm Shame it's so expensive, anyone buying one don't bother just buy the basic diesel or petrol, otherwise it's a tad Embarrassing lmfao!

Probably wasn't interested in racing a stroen or couldn't drive lol

[DaveDave123]

Oh no, all your gassing about is 0-60 hate to tell you but that's not everything, try not too get blisters from licking your launch control either, the Macan is not aero, not dynamic & SO heavy, I'm running 382BHP and 364lbs/ft of torque with only 1060kg, see you soon

[s3nick]

DaveDave123 said:

Oh no, all your gassing about is 0-60 hate to tell you but that's not everything, try not too get blisters from licking your launch control either, the Macan is not aero, not dynamic & SO heavy, I'm running 382BHP and 364lbs/ft of torque with only 1060kg, see you soon

That would be a nippy little thing aye.

Nice little sleeper.

[Pesty]

hondafanatic said:

I see a future...a future of how this thread will go....two words...it's becoming clearer...the mist is lifting...yes...I see the two words now...'not'...and...'well'.

[Pyrolysis]

DaveDave123 said:

Haha funny that I have a 991 Carrera, guess your the poor guy now & at least I don't have to hang up my balls when I enter the car, I would happily, hopefully I can video your face when it happens too

Wow a fire breathing DS3, a 911 AND the Mustang GT premium from another post!
Pics or it didn't happen!

[sidicks]

Is it school holidays already?

[TheAllSeeingPie]

DaveDave123 said:

Oh no, all your gassing about is 0-60 hate to tell you but that's not everything, try not too get blisters from licking your launch control either, the Macan is not aero, not dynamic & SO heavy, I'm running 382BHP and 364lbs/ft of torque with only 1060kg, see you soon

Custard with a dyno graph please. I seriously doubt you're driving around on the street with the same power as a factory WTTC car. 383bhp from a 1.6 engine is going to require intake and exhaust sizes that would be noisy enough to get you into trouble with the police and more than likely fail an MOT.

[Gandahar]

The logic of this argument is odd. Starts off that car A is very slow as car B is slow, but faster than A.

Now B is claimed to be really fast and not slow. So it can be faster than A, but that doesn't mean car A is slow.