Macan Turbo VERY Slow

[Zyp]

It's the Jap show weekend isn't it?

[S1MMA]

Zyp said:

It's the Jap show weekend isn't it?

Not to my knowledge, just a regular RWYB

[Zyp]

Ah yes, Jap show on Sunday.
Keep meaning to take my lad to the Pod, may go if the weathers nice.

Would like to see how these Citroens do....

[DaveDave123]

I can't make it this weekend however i will come to a RWYB weekend later in the year, I will create a new thread to notify people in advance, would be nice meeting you all,

[sidicks]

DaveDave123 said:

I can't make it this weekend however i will come to a RWYB weekend later in the year, I will create a new thread to notify people in advance, would be nice meeting you all,

Where are the pictures of your 991, your Mustang, your Citroen DS (and the important dyno plots to substantiate your claims)?

[GC8]

DaveDave123 said:

Haha funny that I have a 991 Carrera, guess your the poor guy now & at least I don't have to hang up my balls when I enter the car, I would happily, hopefully I can video your face when it happens too

Congratulations on doing so well in life, without fully mastering simple grammar... You failed you/your/you're, but recovered a little with to/too.

[TheAllSeeingPie]

sidicks said:

Where are the pictures of your 991, your Mustang, your Citroen DS (and the important dyno plots to substantiate your claims)?

I'll have to repeat my request: Dyno plot + custard please.

[DavidJG]

Just a suggestion guys: do not feed the troll. If you ignore it, it may just go away!

[rosino]

Hahahahahahaahha.. this thread just entertained me for all of 5minutes. just genius.

How the DS3 beating the evil Porsche Macan can give you a stiffy and make your day better. what a fantastic way to improve your existence.

Probably why every time I sense just the smallest sense of excitement coming from someone riding alongside my GT3 I gently pull over, settle at 2k RPM in 7th and think about how sad life must be for some.

[Mark-C]

DaveDave123 said:

I can't make it this weekend however i will come to a RWYB weekend later in the year, I will create a new thread to notify people in advance, would be nice meeting you all,

Where’s the fun in a new thread - let’s keep this one going

[Zyp]

Perhaps DaveDaveDave actually came across one of theseses....

http://jalopnik.com/the-chinese-porsche-macan-copy...

[adamGT3]

Just this morning I blew away a La Ferrari, McLaren 650S, Lamborghini Aventador and 918 Spyder through morning rush hour on my (stock) bicycle!! I kick ass!!

[pete.g]

I was definitely quicker than a DS in my Cayman on a 75 mile A&B road trip to a meeting this morning.

However neither of us was quick as a Nissan Navara with two special features: the overtaking sensor which negates the need for caution on the approaches to bends and crests and the solid white line exemption pack, which goes hand in hand with the previous option.

[S1MMA]

DaveDave123 said:

I can't make it this weekend however i will come to a RWYB weekend later in the year, I will create a new thread to notify people in advance, would be nice meeting you all,

Where about a in the country are you?

[DaveDave123]

MK, lmfao that copy :'D

[sidicks]

DaveDave123 said:

MK, lmfao that copy :'D

More replies, but still no photos to support your claims...

[IN51GHT]

DaveDave123 said:

Haha funny that I have a 991 Carrera, guess your the poor guy now & at least I don't have to hang up my balls when I enter the car, I would happily, hopefully I can video your face when it happens too

Are they not really slow though, they must be, I beat one off the line on a Brompton once......

[cc3]

That kid in the new ESSO advert who sits on the back seat says he overtook a Veyron the other day!! Must be slow

Edited by cc3 on Wednesday 1st July 11:55