Pork Vs Tree Vs Bird - who wins?

[woollyjoe]

Hahahaha.

Suppose KFC bucket is another option.

[williaa68]

I am sure it provides an excellent excuse to protect the paintwork using a nanolex or Gtechniq type coating? Having seen what bird lime can do to the lacquer in no time i would strongly recommend this.

[Mondrian]

Cut the tree and plant 2 in other areas of your house. That should keep everyone happy.

[Penguinracer]

I'd do something to decrease the slope on the approach to the garage so you don't scrape the spoiler - then use the garage exclusively.

[woollyjoe]

Hi Penguin racer - doing that too (just finished planning with friend the sizes and construction etc).

I still need birds sorting as I have to have friends park there etc. Imagine coming back to your car, and the windscreen and bonnet is all covered in shhhhht.

I know people say it's just a car, but it is also just a tree. I've waited 7 years waiting for the pigeons to find another roosting tree but it starts up bad every spring and doesn't finish till the leaves go. I'll plant another one in a better spot where pigeon poo will actually fertilise something worth fertilising.