A different rant....
Discussion
mollytherocker said:
No, thats not the point at all.
Really ?? Didn't think I was buying into such automobile snobbery. As a law abiding motorist I'm destined to never see my car with it's spoiler raised and, in my opinion, looking at it's best. This is a matter of choice and each to their own I say. What next, perhaps a thread criticising turbo/gt wheels on a base model (anyone ducking behind the settee ? ) -how very dare they !!!!
monty999 said:
mollytherocker said:
No, thats not the point at all.
Really ?? Didn't think I was buying into such automobile snobbery. As a law abiding motorist I'm destined to never see my car with it's spoiler raised and, in my opinion, looking at it's best. This is a matter of choice and each to their own I say. What next, perhaps a thread criticising turbo/gt wheels on a base model (anyone ducking behind the settee ? ) -how very dare they !!!!
:...Just don't tell anyone, wouldn't like to get done by the spoiler police.
DJMC said:
What. A .Tosser (Loving this thread by the way)
monty999 said:
Really ?? Didn't think I was buying into such automobile snobbery. As a law abiding motorist I'm destined to never see my car with it's spoiler raised and, in my opinion, looking at it's best. This is a matter of choice and each to their own I say. What next, perhaps a thread criticising turbo/gt wheels on a base model (anyone ducking behind the settee ? ) -how very dare they !!!!
Not at all. The basic foundation of this thread (and I'm on the train back from London and I've had a few so I maybe wrong) is that, frankly, if you have a car with a retractable spoiler and you choose to raise it outside of its automatic envelope,you are in fact a short peniused tosser. 
The Red Devil said:
I was not asking for a consensus, I was expressing my opinion and my experience, too many
cocks who cant drive with kid on fast cars bought for parking at the golf club and in the driveway,
come up against them on the road and they s***e it. The best drivers I have known are 911 Turbo drivers,
especially tuned turbos where a mixture of big balls and talent are a necessary ingredient, or you
wont have it long. Its so damn easy to ring the neck of anything naturally aspirated when you adapt to big
turbo power.......Unless you are a crap driver of course stepping up from your BMW or Audi.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
"Come up against them on the road."cocks who cant drive with kid on fast cars bought for parking at the golf club and in the driveway,
come up against them on the road and they s***e it. The best drivers I have known are 911 Turbo drivers,
especially tuned turbos where a mixture of big balls and talent are a necessary ingredient, or you
wont have it long. Its so damn easy to ring the neck of anything naturally aspirated when you adapt to big
turbo power.......Unless you are a crap driver of course stepping up from your BMW or Audi.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
No double entendre intended, just think it bizarre that real men in real cars seriously challenge each other when they meet on public roads. Perhaps the "cocks" you meet aren't s
tting themselves, so much as steering clear of Napoleon trying to puff himself up 
PS This is a fun thread, so don't take too seriously...
Edited by drmark on Saturday 28th May 08:53
Edited by drmark on Saturday 28th May 10:51
DJMC said:
I can raise you on the V8 - spoiler down and properly parked though, just waiting for a reasonably priced Carrera GT to come along :
YoungMD said:
At least it covers up the porsche massive name...I think it's all going down hill why do porsche now find the need to now put porsche 911 carrera on the back of the 911, so the posers can make sure nobody confuses it with a 'boxster' ....
Yes, today I'm prising the P O R S C H E badge off and replacing it with a Ferrari one. They do a V8 car, right?The Red Devil said:
I was not asking for a consensus, I was expressing my opinion and my experience, too many
cocks who cant drive with kid on fast cars bought for parking at the golf club and in the driveway,
come up against them on the road and they s***e it. The best drivers I have known are 911 Turbo drivers,
especially tuned turbos where a mixture of big balls and talent are a necessary ingredient, or you
wont have it long. Its so damn easy to ring the neck of anything naturally aspirated when you adapt to big
turbo power.......Unless you are a crap driver of course stepping up from your BMW or Audi.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You are my hero you are cocks who cant drive with kid on fast cars bought for parking at the golf club and in the driveway,
come up against them on the road and they s***e it. The best drivers I have known are 911 Turbo drivers,
especially tuned turbos where a mixture of big balls and talent are a necessary ingredient, or you
wont have it long. Its so damn easy to ring the neck of anything naturally aspirated when you adapt to big
turbo power.......Unless you are a crap driver of course stepping up from your BMW or Audi.
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Adam B said:
You are my hero you are
Pleased I didn't buy a turbo now, qualifing as a good driver by your definition is possibly not what I would aspire to.In future I will not let my kids into the car, never park at a golf course, and ensure I am endangering a least two people at all times whilst racing in the car, on the road showing off my big pe*is.....
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