Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

[framps]

giw12 said:

Will do it next time mate...

what your daughter? nice

[framps]

bring it on..

your mommas so fat her ass is in three different time zones.

[Carrera2]

anonymous said:

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Edited by Carrera2 on Wednesday 20th September 12:52

[rob05]

Yes its true since i sold my 911 things haven't been the same the chicks don't look anymore and even my girlfriend wont f.ck me.
The biggest mistake of my life and i just dont know how i will go on even mondeo man laughs at me if only i had a Porsche i could get my life back!
If only...............

[fidgits]

[framps]

uh oh.. seems to be an invasion of CSL drivers to this post who are wreaking their vengance because I said a CSL was a tarted up mum-bus that was designed for the school run. Slap a carbon roof on it and a fatter engine and hey presto, you've got an erm.. 3 series..! LOL

They're all angry at me now, I dunno why? Must be because they're not getting laid in their BMWs

Edited by framps on Wednesday 20th September 13:07

[nervous]

oh come on. at least try and be funny. even by my standards, thats weak.

[Carrera2]

framps said:

uh oh.. seems to be an invasion of CSL drivers to this post who are wreaking their vengance because I said a CSL was a tarted up mum-bus that was designed for the school run. Slap a carbon roof on it and a fatter engine and hey presto, you've got an erm.. 3 series..! LOL

They're all angry at me now, I dunno why? Must be because they're not getting laid in their BMWs

Edited by framps on Wednesday 20th September 13:07

Single for the first time in 3 years eh?

Go and have a wank, it'll do you the power of good.

ETA: Errrr, your mums so disgusting that she curdles dogshit.

Edited by Carrera2 on Wednesday 20th September 13:11

[BliarsGoing]

Do BMW's get you laid too?

I de man

[Vesuvius 996]

framps said:

uh oh.. seems to be an invasion of CSL drivers to this post who are wreaking their vengance because I said a CSL was a tarted up mum-bus that was designed for the school run. Slap a carbon roof on it and a fatter engine and hey presto, you've got an erm.. 3 series..! LOL

They're all angry at me now, I dunno why? Must be because they're not getting laid in their BMWs

Edited by framps on Wednesday 20th September 13:07

"Tarted up mum bus...."

PMSL!

[nervous]

sigh.

my mothers so fat it seriously impacts on her quality of life, and has a detrimental affect on both her self esteem and self worth.

HTH.

[rob05]

The topics on this forum used to be interesting informative and funny,threads like this and others like didn't exist when i used to post here.
And you wounder why Porsche drives get the bad reputation for being up there own ars-s.

[Carrera2]

rob05 said:

The topics on this forum used to be interesting informative and funny,threads like this and others like didn't exist when i used to post here.
And you wounder why Porsche drives get the bad reputation for being up there own ars-s.

Thats depreciation for you..

[nervous]

rob05 said:

The topics on this forum used to be interesting informative and funny,threads like this and others like didn't exist when i used to post here.
And you wounder why Porsche drives get the bad reputation for being up there own ars-s.

im cant be sure, but i think this thread might be ironic.

[rob05]

Framps here's your next thread
DOES YOUR PORSCHE MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A FOOTBALLER........Discus

[fidgits]

nervous said:

rob05 said:

The topics on this forum used to be interesting informative and funny,threads like this and others like didn't exist when i used to post here.
And you wounder why Porsche drives get the bad reputation for being up there own ars-s.

im cant be sure, but i think this thread might be ironic.

or it was until the bmw drivers arrived

Edited by fidgits on Wednesday 20th September 13:23

[framps]

The girl I pulled last week said her ex-boyfriend had a BMW and that's why she left him. I asked her what type and she said 'I don't know, they're all the same aren't they' ...we laughed. I lit my cigar with a fifty and we had another cocktail.

[Carrera2]

framps said:

The girl I pulled last week said her ex-boyfriend had a BMW and that's why she left him. I asked her what type and she said 'I don't know, they're all the same aren't they' ...we laughed. I lit my cigar with a fifty and we had another cocktail.

[rob05]

Now that was quite funny you'll get there in the end just dont try so hard.

[nervous]

framps said:

The girl I pulled last week said her ex-boyfriend had a BMW and that's why she left him. I asked her what type and she said 'I don't know, they're all the same aren't they' ...we laughed. I lit my cigar with a fifty and we had another cocktail.

nice work