Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..

[c2dtg]

Vesuvius 996 said:

c2dtg said:

BliarsGoing said:

A Porsche keyring works wonders at wife swapping parties

Knowing my luck I would end up with the bearded bloke and a tub of brass polish

Hey, better than no lube at all.

true - that pleasure is saved for my special visits to the BMW dealer

[F.M]

Dangling your keyring about in the pub...tell me you don`t really try that one.....

[greener]

It's all in the song....

Educated, with money
He's well dressed, not funny
Not much to say in most conversations
But, he'll put the fill in of situations
'cause he pays for everything

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they’re not funny

Paper or plastic
don't matter She'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of here favorite things
She'll get what she wants if she’s willing to please
His type of girl always comes with a fee
Hello there's nothing for free

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boy will laugh at girls when they’re not funny

There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money

Let's go

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when there not funny

There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money

[simonrockman]

"Does buying a Porsche get you laid? "

It does if you are a girl.

[fidgits]

dazren said:

Of course driving a porsche gets you laid.

If it's not doing so, take it back to your OPC and complain, there must be a problem.

Is that covered under the extended warranty ?

[gfreeman]

DOES BUYING A PORSCHE GET YOU LAID? DISCUSS.....

Dunno but someone told me if you get a blowout at 150 your f*cked??

[Don]

dazren said:

Of course driving a porsche gets you laid.

If it's not doing so, take it back to your OPC and complain, there must be a problem.

[Don]

A Porsche is tool small to get laid in. You get laid when you get out...

Jaguar: For men who want handjobs from women they barely know...




Who wants to be an ad man.
ME ME!
Naaah: Who wants to be a Fire Engine!
ME ME ME ME ME!

[framps]

Works every time for me fellas, the girls say 'I'm not interested in cars' but in the morning they all say.. 'can I see your car then?' ...yeah baby!

Best line yet in a bar in the city to some blonde after some chit chat.. 'aw I'm not talking to you any more because I can tell pretty girls like you are just looking for rich boys. You'll be wanting to drive my Porsche like all the other girls'

worked a treat!!

[woogie]

Not true, I am def not a girl . You must be driving a Boxster?

simonrockman said:

"Does buying a Porsche get you laid? "

It does if you are a girl.

[Vesuvius 996]

Hilariously, all women will say to their friends that w@nkers drive Ferraris and Porsches, but as soon as they find out you've got one you need two shitty sticks.

[neilski]

simonharrod911 said:

I love the way that when you drive past a line of Mondeo types the men look dead ahead (don't look at the flash tt!), but oh, their women ARE looking.

No substitute.

[Relaxed]

When my wife bought me my P, I got completely laid.

Frank

[framps]

drove past three blonde birds in a clio on the A1 coming home last week, they were loving it, waving and flashing their headlights. Must try and practice taking numbers down whilst driving..!

Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?

<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>

[Koln-RS]

What if it's a Tiptronic?

[BliarsGoing]

Koln-RS said:

What if it's a Tiptronic?

Still works... What do they know

[c2dtg]

framps said:

drove past three blonde birds in a clio on the A1 coming home last week, they were loving it, waving and flashing their headlights. Must try and practice taking numbers down whilst driving..!

Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?

<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>

is that why leather is standard - so the wet girls dont ruin the upholstery?

[nervous]

Koln-RS said:

What if it's a Tiptronic?

then youre already well and truly ed.

i get laid a lot less now i have a porsche.

[sleep envy]

Koln-RS said:

What if it's a Tiptronic?

they can tell by the way you stop at every petrol station on the way

[Vesuvius 996]

nervous said:

Koln-RS said:

What if it's a Tiptronic?

then youre already well and truly ed.

i get laid a lot less now i have a porsche.

That's because you're always too busy blacking up your tyres....