Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..
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Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
Koln-RS said:
What if it's a Tiptronic?
then youre already well and truly
ed. i get laid a lot less now i have a porsche.
That's because you're always too busy blacking up your tyres....
Its got nothing to do with the Porsche - he just scares them away.....its those boyish good looks with a hint of underlying menace
c2dtg said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
Koln-RS said:
What if it's a Tiptronic?
then youre already well and truly
ed. i get laid a lot less now i have a porsche.
That's because you're always too busy blacking up your tyres....
Its got nothing to do with the Porsche - he just scares them away.....its those boyish good looks with a hint of underlying menace
Sort of like a scary uncle who always has a big tube of mints in his pocket......
Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
actually its cos the worlds already run out of birds i havent soiled.
like a wine cellar, im waiting for the next batch to mature.
like a wine cellar, im waiting for the next batch to mature.
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
Go here for ancillary bollox of which you two are the masters...
www.porschaforum.com
There's no denying that a nice car (of course Porsches included) will raise the stakes in the desirability game! So in reply to the question "does a Porsche get you laid", the answer is a yes.
Unfortunately, along the same sexual theme... the same cars also seem to get the attention of large, sweaty men in white vans who try to f*ck you at every junction!
Example: I had a muppet scream past me at 40 mph, stamp on the brakes to cut in before the scamera in front of me. I pulled up along side of him and queried the move... "You're a c*unt" he suggested helpfully, "...driving a crappy old Porsche". I ignored this and thought it best to let him take off ahead (I had to turn right in about 25mts anyhoo). Once the lights changed he promptly cut across the front of me. I that wasn't an attempt to f*ck me, don't know what is!
So yeah, they'll get you laid one or the other.
Unfortunately, along the same sexual theme... the same cars also seem to get the attention of large, sweaty men in white vans who try to f*ck you at every junction!
Example: I had a muppet scream past me at 40 mph, stamp on the brakes to cut in before the scamera in front of me. I pulled up along side of him and queried the move... "You're a c*unt" he suggested helpfully, "...driving a crappy old Porsche". I ignored this and thought it best to let him take off ahead (I had to turn right in about 25mts anyhoo). Once the lights changed he promptly cut across the front of me. I that wasn't an attempt to f*ck me, don't know what is!
So yeah, they'll get you laid one or the other.
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
nervous said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
That would just be too scary Nervy. Maybe you and Soov are better 'contained'
nervous said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
It's like watching a dog beg for a bone....
Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
It's like watching a dog beg for a bone....
Which leads nicely back to the original thread........
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
It's like watching a dog beg for a bone....
Which leads nicely back to the original thread........
All part of the service.
There's been a few ladies have begged for Nervy's bone, I can tell you.
Vesuvius 996 said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
nervous said:
kibosh said:
Vesuvius 996 said:
God bless you Nervy.
You two are priceless.
so, what youre saying is, if i had a regular column in a magazine, youd definitley pay to read that magazine, thereby raising its revenues? thats interesting, if only a magazine existed run by ph'ers. named john. john francas. if only.
It's like watching a dog beg for a bone....
Which leads nicely back to the original thread........
All part of the service.
There's been a few ladies have begged for Nervy's bone, I can tell you.
I'll take that to dinner with me tonight. Thanks.
framps said:
Right well the bars of St Pauls and the City beckon.. so I shall leave you chaps as I hunt down some Friday night city sexretaries, now my gear stick has recovered from the bird last friday who thought biting the ol soldier was supposed to feel good!? wha' the feck!?!
Adios amigos!
Adios amigos!
I'm off an all.
New brake pads for me this weekend.....
Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids.
framps said:
Right well the bars of St Pauls and the City beckon.. so I shall leave you chaps as I hunt down some Friday night city sexretaries, now my gear stick has recovered from the bird last friday who thought biting the ol soldier was supposed to feel good!? wha' the feck!?!
Adios amigos!
Adios amigos!
Maybe she thinks chippolatas are not just for Christmas?
(pleads for cloakroom to open quickly)
Not really.
How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)
Even at the end of an evening / after lots of talk you're not going to casually slip it into the conversation without sounding like a knob.
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off
Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips.
prev: vette78
How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)
Even at the end of an evening / after lots of talk you're not going to casually slip it into the conversation without sounding like a knob.
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off
Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips. prev: vette78
B15TT0 said:
Not really.
How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)
Even at the end of an evening / after lots of talk you're not going to casually slip it into the conversation without sounding like a knob.
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips.
prev: vette78
How can they tell if you meet them on a night out? It's not like you're going to introduce yourself as a Porsche owner! (well, actually i imagine some people do but i'm cringing too much thinking about it to give it any more consideration)
Even at the end of an evening / after lots of talk you're not going to casually slip it into the conversation without sounding like a knob.
Far better to not let on that you have a nice car, pull using wit/charm/intellect/vodka chasers/whatever and then it's a nice suprise for them in the morning when you drop them off
Although it is difficult with only 2 seats if there's more than one = multiple trips. prev: vette78
What, you don't send them out for a paper?
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