Clay bar....

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Kurgen_

1,447 posts

235 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Pure quality thread.

Dr S

4,997 posts

227 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Kurgen_ said:
Pure quality thread.


yep, the quality of a well used clay bar

ukwill

8,918 posts

208 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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this has to be a wind up. shirley? hehe

cableguy

2,284 posts

210 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Ravi944, get yourself out in garden ar kid wit shovel and start digging til mud turns a lovely golden colour... voila, free clay hehe

C.

hutchingsp

51,478 posts

211 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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andys2 said:
Jonny5 said:
Jonny5 said:
if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you

Jon - IT contractor


Offer still open , will fedex it to you too...


He plucking up the courage to answer!!


Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood.

ukwill

8,918 posts

208 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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hutchingsp said:
andys2 said:
Jonny5 said:
Jonny5 said:
if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you

Jon - IT contractor


Offer still open , will fedex it to you too...


He plucking up the courage to answer!!


Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood.


last seen cutting the coupons out of the free-ads hehe

cityneil

165 posts

231 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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name said:
Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood.


What, in a dirty car? The shame!

ravi944

Original Poster:

4,102 posts

220 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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gemsbok1000 said:
Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you!

After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage!



Hold on a sec! I was never expecting to get it for free! I'd be more than happy to pay a fair price!

Dr S

4,997 posts

227 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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ukwill said:
hutchingsp said:
andys2 said:
Jonny5 said:
Jonny5 said:
if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you

Jon - IT contractor


Offer still open , will fedex it to you too...


He plucking up the courage to answer!!


Probably driving around looking for an unsecured wireless access point in the neighbourhood.


last seen cutting the coupons out of the free-ads hehe


from the pc screen that is...

loach

3,357 posts

217 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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ravi944 said:
gemsbok1000 said:
Ravi, tight isn't the word to describe you!

After offering up my clay bar and nearly full bottle of application fluid, Ravi PM's me and asks if I could send it to him!! I'm happy for someone to pick it up but I'll be damned if I'm going to fork out for postage!



Hold on a sec! I was never expecting to get it for free! I'd be more than happy to pay a fair price!



Good to hear. I think Halfords have them at 12 quid, which sounds fair to me.


HTH

gfreeman

1,736 posts

251 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Another money saving tip for Ravi944

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Little Dave

882 posts

210 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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gfreeman said:
Another money saving tip for Ravi944

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.


Just make sure sure the lid is securely fastened otherwise that could be a real pain in your tight ass

TheMarko

1,139 posts

235 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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I'm digging up the rest of my driveway tomorrow. If I go far enough and hit clay, would you like some of that?

Subject to extraction charge, shipping and VAT



Edited by TheMarko on Friday 20th April 20:12

Globulator

13,841 posts

232 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here...

Jonny5

3,526 posts

275 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Globulator said:
Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here...


Bet he has a big calculator to split the bills on 1st dates

sherman klump

84 posts

208 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ?
Some people have just got no shame.
Buy it from a shop like everyone else.

Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ?

There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job.
Probably scrounges £50 a day.
Most people just ignored him.
I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it.

Get my drift ?

ukwill

8,918 posts

208 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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sherman klump said:
Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ?
Some people have just got no shame.
Buy it from a shop like everyone else.

Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ?

There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job.
Probably scrounges £50 a day.
Most people just ignored him.
I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it.

Get my drift ?


Bad day at the office? hehe

ravi944

Original Poster:

4,102 posts

220 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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Jonny5 said:
Globulator said:
Not sure where Ravi's strategy is going here...


Bet he has a big calculator to split the bills on 1st dates


Not a chance. A true gent always!

sherman klump

84 posts

208 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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ukwill said:
sherman klump said:
Seriously,are you not embarressed begging for a £10 freebie from people on a forum ?
Some people have just got no shame.
Buy it from a shop like everyone else.

Do you want some second hand toilet paper as well ?

There was a bloke at the railway station asking everyone today for 90p to buy some coffee because he didnt have a job.
Probably scrounges £50 a day.
Most people just ignored him.
I told him to "f**k off and get a job like the rest of us"loud enough so about 10 people could hear it.
Get my drift ?


Bad day at the office? hehe


Nah,the f**ker at the station pisses me off everyday begging for money,20 years old,able bodied,white,british born so no excuses,smoking canabis which you can smell from 10 yards.
Some muppets actually give him money.Just hate scroungers.Sorry.


Edited by sherman klump on Friday 20th April 22:59

ravi944

Original Poster:

4,102 posts

220 months

Friday 20th April 2007
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I never thought such a seemingly innocent thread would provoke so much creativity! Great work guys but seriously, anyone want to sell me some before I walk to Halfords in my flip flops and bathrobe with egg stains?