Finally the Porsche gets the engine it deserves.

Finally the Porsche gets the engine it deserves.

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sambaman

3,991 posts

225 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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cars for faggits my dear friend......




GravelBen said:
sambaman said:
maybe its 700hp but its still a pile of shite......scoobyfruckindoo ....wonder how many times he will have to rebuild that motor ??????? junk utter fruggin junk !!! wouldnt have one given.....there again if i did i would use it as my skip at work not forgetting we could use it as a urinal
tongue out nope, shes a reasonably solid engine, runs well in the hillclimbs. hehe Theres no GT2 in the world would keep up with it on the loose stuff wink On a circuit, well now thats a different matter isn't it. Though I expect with stiffer suspension and sticky tyres it would do ok there too. Completely different car to a Porsche but just as capable at what it does.

Sounds pretty nice too coolhttp://www.fastestmaori.co.nz/ has a few video clips on it.

GravelBen

15,716 posts

231 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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sambaman said:
cars for faggits my dear friend......
hehe Says the guy with this in his profile:



rofl

runnersp

1,061 posts

221 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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GravelBen said:
sambaman said:
cars for faggits my dear friend......
hehe Says the guy with this in his profile:



rofl
I think he's got you there mate!

sambaman

3,991 posts

225 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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nah some people just havent got any style buddy fortunately i have !.. driving 911's and lambretta !!!..why didnt he put my R1 up there ???????????? the man is a fag !

GravelBen

15,716 posts

231 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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sambaman said:
the man is a fag !
Come over here and say that then! Its a long way for you to fly, but I might buy you a beer after punching you in the face wink



p.s. putting a picture of the R1 wouldn't have got quite the same point across now would it tongue out

Edited by GravelBen on Thursday 7th June 14:23

sambaman

3,991 posts

225 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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RIGHT IM ON MY WAY ZEALAND FAG !!.......... ;-)

GravelBen

15,716 posts

231 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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sambaman said:
RIGHT IM ON MY WAY ZEALAND FAG !!.......... ;-)
And bring the GT2 with you as well, this country could do with some more nice cars! (you can leave the gold pansy-mobile there though)

sambaman

3,991 posts

225 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!....GOOD ON YAH BUDDY !!!

Testarossa

1,050 posts

222 months

Thursday 7th June 2007
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Ultima guy Ultima guy...

what do you think that yellow Ultima is really worth in PH classifieds.





I apologise if you're not an expert in values, I just don't want to ask on the right forum!

dammit, there's more than one! I mean the unused one thanks.

Edited by Testarossa on Thursday 7th June 22:34

GTWayne

4,595 posts

218 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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^ I am not THE Ultima guy, but I am AN Ultima guy. I would say that yellow GTR is top money and you would be better of buying say the Grey 4K odd miler as it is a very good price and spec and has done enough miles to have had the gremlins ironed out.

On an alternative slant, there is a GTR in the States with a Porsche flat six motor installed. Don't know any stats but it is a very nice installation.

crafty

Original Poster:

2,291 posts

238 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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Wayne.... Wash your mouth out with soap!!!!

I can understand putting an LS engine into a Porsche, but a Porsche engine in an Ultima.... that's sacrelege!!!

What a waste of a Ultima!!!!

Edited by crafty on Friday 8th June 08:56

Murray993

1,515 posts

234 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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Do Ultimas and TVRs come from the same plastics factory?

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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crafty said:
a Porsche engine in an Ultima.... that's sacrelege!!!
absoinglutely

waste of a good engine

crafty

Original Poster:

2,291 posts

238 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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Good morning Mr Sleepy!!!!

I think you forgot to take your hillarious pill this morning.

You see the joke was funny cos I said it would be a waste of an Ultima.


Its not funny when you say "no it isnt, its a waste of a Porsche"...


I think you need to up the morning dosage to two happy pills.


Have another one and try again....

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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crafty said:
I think you forgot to take your hillarious pill this morning.
have you run out of yours?

GravelBen

15,716 posts

231 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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crafty said:
You see the joke was funny cos I said...
Was it? I guess the rest of us must have missed something wink

crafty

Original Poster:

2,291 posts

238 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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nope.... still not quite there Im afraid.

You see, I said you hadnt taken your hillarious pills and you said "have you run out of yours".... but that's just a twist on the "no it isnt its a waste of a Porsche", which also wasnt funny when you said that.

Can you see that Mr Sleepy?

Maybe you're just so busy replying to so many threads every day that you dont have the time to give me the attention I so desperately crave.

I mean I went to all this effort to put this thread up there about putting better engines in Porsches and that's all you can come up with!

Please Mr. Sleepy..... take some time to make us poor old plastic car drivers feel special.

Now, give the pills a few more minutes, maybe rush over and put out a few jokes on some other threads and then come back and try again.

How about a funny picture, that might be easier for you.... I put a funny one up for you on the Ultima thread didnt I...









Edited by crafty on Friday 8th June 10:59

IainT

10,040 posts

239 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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You sheeple are really funny. You all know you should just stick a rotary in them and be happy!

hehe

Wilder

1,509 posts

210 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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Murray993 said:
Do Ultimas and TVRs come from the same plastics factory?
How embarrassing must it be - being slower than the shed specials eh? biglaugh

crafty

Original Poster:

2,291 posts

238 months

Friday 8th June 2007
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I actually thought Porsches were built like kit cars.... you know..... from the VW spare parts bin.