Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?
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This has to be one of the funniest threads I have read!
The crudeness of the title is right up my street!
The answer is simple, find out where she lives, and then go on the net and find the nearest Porsche dealer. Ask her to pop down, and see if she can fit in a Boxster.
After all, honesty is the best policy, tell her you wanna bring the porker, but you are unsure that she would fit in because she is a fatty.
I had an experience a few years ago, leaving a uni party, I drove in my 355, and got roped in to taking a fat bird home, It was the most traumatic experience of my life. I kept thinking about the stress on the suspension, the seats, the extended travel to the seat belt, the force on the carpet under her feet... Ahhhh Makes me shudder just to think of it!
Reminds me of an old max power sticker:
No Dogs, or Fat Chicks
The crudeness of the title is right up my street!
The answer is simple, find out where she lives, and then go on the net and find the nearest Porsche dealer. Ask her to pop down, and see if she can fit in a Boxster.
After all, honesty is the best policy, tell her you wanna bring the porker, but you are unsure that she would fit in because she is a fatty.
I had an experience a few years ago, leaving a uni party, I drove in my 355, and got roped in to taking a fat bird home, It was the most traumatic experience of my life. I kept thinking about the stress on the suspension, the seats, the extended travel to the seat belt, the force on the carpet under her feet... Ahhhh Makes me shudder just to think of it!
Reminds me of an old max power sticker:
No Dogs, or Fat Chicks
Edited by 98C4S on Saturday 13th December 14:57
VanhireBoys said:
Ive had an FB on my 944 in my "shady past" .. The high transmission tunnel prevented any "action" so She suggested the nose of the car... She had a sequinned dress on and its only recently I got the marks sorted out.. 
Rather than risk your paintwork I can vouch for the solidity of the rear screen on a 944 
....it wasn't a fat bird though, which may take said screen past its SWL
VanhireBoys said:
Has anyone told the fat bird and mopehead joke yet...?
...please tell 
If you took some bathroom scales with you.. you could have a weigh in 1st.. ahead of entry to the vehicle.. if you point out that the manufacturer has axle weight limits, and its for her own safety this would put her in 'safe transport mode'.. i am sure she will understand..
It is however a possibility.. and on some occasions FB's do not see the logic of the line of questioning..
Question 2 .. ' are you sure you have taken all the pies out of your pockets'.. is usually a crowd pleaser..
In these 'rare' events, its best to have prepared a secondary, and tercery line of defence.. as it has been known for an adverse reaction to the sensitive issue..
I have found when faced with the question of ' maybe its my jeans that make my arse look big ' ... the best response for maximium effect is.. no darling the pies and doughnuts do that just fine..
Feel free to try this out..
It is however a possibility.. and on some occasions FB's do not see the logic of the line of questioning..
Question 2 .. ' are you sure you have taken all the pies out of your pockets'.. is usually a crowd pleaser..
In these 'rare' events, its best to have prepared a secondary, and tercery line of defence.. as it has been known for an adverse reaction to the sensitive issue..
I have found when faced with the question of ' maybe its my jeans that make my arse look big ' ... the best response for maximium effect is.. no darling the pies and doughnuts do that just fine..
Feel free to try this out..
Edited by RatBoy M3CS on Sunday 14th December 13:26
madala said:
98C4S said:
I had an experience a few years ago, leaving a uni party, I drove in my 355,
...er not the normal mode of transport for a uni student.....how come?Edited by 98C4S on Saturday 13th December 14:57
Loved every drive in it though (ok, not the one with the fat chick)
shoestring7 said:
sm0273 said:
phib said:
Will a fat girl fit in my .... In my case the answer was no !!!
Whwn I met my other half I said look I only go out with girls who are size 8 or at a push a 10 ! as they wont fit in my car which she didnt believe untill ......
Sorry to ressurect but what sort of car is that? I was reading this thread from ph threads of the year if anyone is wondering...Whwn I met my other half I said look I only go out with girls who are size 8 or at a push a 10 ! as they wont fit in my car which she didnt believe untill ......
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