Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

[MogulBoy]

Is it an "S"?

[Don]

A couple of mates of mine are big, big lads. I'm not exactly svelte meself. They fit. I fit. Your "fat bird" would need to be HOOGE not to get in. Just sit the passenger seat upright a bit and slide it all the way back.

[jamieo]

Can you get a tow bar on a boxster?

Maybe you could get a trailer?

[Sheepy]

jamieo said:

Can you get a tow bar on a boxster?

Maybe you could get a trailer?

Depends on the maximum towing capability doesn't it?

[jonlwright]

Also, you have to make sure you can get enough flour in the boxster

[stuttgartmetal]

[darronwall]

ah, but will you fit in the fat birds box,,ster

[burriana]

Pickled Piper said:

Perhaps offer them a sticky bun for their time.

Best suggestion so far!

Pickled Piper said:

Andy Ha said:

spikeyhead said:

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

I can unreservedly answer this for you. It is a definite no!!

So! you are admitting to have a fat bird.

pp

aaah, but he may be answering the question "Anyone had any experience of this?"

[burriana]

Is this a suitable point to introduce two of our more popular product lines?



No help whatsoever I know but I'm sure you could fit a few in the luggage compartment let alone the passenger seat

Edited by burriana on Wednesday 14th May 16:56

[majordad]

The handling and feel will be all wrong and it will affect your performance.. UL have to rev the s..t out of it to get any go. My advise is to stay at home and watch an old episode of Dallas or something.

[Gunny Sergeant D]

Put the lid down, stiletto's through the fabric aint great.

[guards red]

May be you ought to get the geo adjusted beforehand, stop it going around in circles....

[Surfrider]

Sounds like too much effort....... are you on some sort of promise then, or do you 'like' a fatty ?

Take the boxster, its more fun (the drive there and back). If she starts moaning when your there give her a packet of biscuits.

[996C2]

What about the Roof Transport System from Porsche?

"Specially designed for the Boxster and Boxster S, this versatile roof system can be combined with one of a range of attachments to offer a maximum payload of 75 kg. Each attachment is designed for a specific type of load and features built-in anti-theft protection."

75kg probably won't be enough though, unless she's really short and fat.

[porscheuro]

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if she's short and fat she can stand up with the roof down,on second thoughts nahh aerodynamics will be all to pot

[darronwall]

i am 6,3 and 17.5 stone and i can soon put a tutu on and we can see if your cars ok but no funny business!!!

[Ash 996 GT2]

Surfrider said:

Sounds like too much effort....... are you on some sort of promise then, or do you 'like' a fatty ?

Take the boxster, its more fun (the drive there and back). If she starts moaning when your there give her a packet of biscuits.

"If she starts moaning", you are doing something right, but it may be very very wrong!

[Columbo]

THIS IS CLASS, THE BEST THREAD ALL YEAR! PISSING MY SELF AND THE MRS IS DOING HER NUT COS SHE CAN'T WATCH DESPORATE HOUSEWIVES IN PIECE

[996TT_STEVO]

Sure the Heading should be

Can you do a fat bird in a boxter?

[neilski]

I was out in a Boxster once when I got pulled by the BiB.

BiB said "Have you been drinking sir?"

I said "No officer, was there a problem with my driving?"

BiB said "No, but you've got a fat ugly bird in the passenger seat."