Will a fat bird fit in my Boxster?

[reedman]

Just had a thought maybe if we had some photos of the fat bird we could see if you could fit her in.


JR

[996TT_STEVO]

[mollytherocker]

Her roots need doing, I guess you may have to take the hair dryer after all?

Edited by mollytherocker on Wednesday 14th May 23:29

[Nuova500]

spikeyhead said:

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

I suppose the real question is who is more desperate?

Her for getting in the Cockster, or you for wanting to bash a fat bird?

[ARAF]

On a more serious note....

You may get her in (and out), but can you get the sagginess back out of the seat base?

[turborules]

spikeyhead said:

Anyone had any experience of this or am I taking my Mondeo instead?

I would take the Mondeo mate, or get yourself a skinny bidor there again sell the Boxster , sell the Mondeo and buy a bus.

[fastfreddy]

burriana said:

I'm surprised that your fat bird only has a 32mm entrance...

[turborules]

fastfreddy said:

burriana said:

I'm surprised that your fat bird only has a 32mm entrance...

LOL

[996TT_STEVO]

fastfreddy said:

burriana said:

I'm surprised that your fat bird only has a 32mm entrance...

That's if you can get past all the floppy folds to reach the entrance

[996TT_STEVO]

BTW, fat chicks do need love too

[madala]

...take the Boxster....and use her dumper truck while you are there....

[burriana]

fastfreddy said:

burriana said:

I'm surprised that your fat bird only has a 32mm entrance...

We have a Skinny Bird too!

[dasherdiablo1]

Go in the boxster....park it somewhere safe....then get a taxi to go out....then drive the boxster home!

Alternatively if you do manage to get her in & out take some deodorant/air freshener as she'll probably have qorked up quite a sweat!

All joking aside this HAS to be the best thread I've read in ages!

[Nuova500]

dasherdiablo1 said:

Alternatively if you do manage to get in her, take some deodorant/air freshener as she'll probably have worked up quite a sweat!

EFA

[latussa]

Give the guy a break. Anyone knows that 'the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin''.

[stuttgartmetal]

We had a patient who had traumatised his hand, and we needed to remove a ring from his finger.
We used the tried and tested technique of greasing it up with vaseline , and generally working it loose. It was straight forward, and worked a treat.







Have you thought maybe about using the same general technique to slip her in and out of the car ?

[boxsey]

I think we need to report you to the RSPB* for this post!

*substitute 'birds' for 'boxsters'

[Adam B]

You have chanced upon the 2nd legitimate reason for owning a tip porsche (no.1 being some sort of disability) - "my bird is so fat her saddle bags envelope the central console"

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[Adam B]

And would the considerable time/effort being spent on this pie-loving puzzler, not be better invested finding yerself less of a salad-dodging swamp donkey example of the female form?

[rude-boy]

Having given a mate who is at a guess iro 22-24 stone and 5'9"ish a blast out in the passenger seat of mine i can say you will have no trouble.

You might want to put a tube of lube and a set of crow bars in the rear boot just to be on the safe side though.

Look on the bright side, at least you wont need to make sure you'rve got a full tank of gas to stop the front end bobble