Mystery of the disappearing dust caps

[blondemoment]

Shhh! Jo, they closed us down last time, got to be cunning

Oh, got to go, the washing machine is on full spin!!!! See ya later

[beano500]

What's going on - I've been away a few days...

...put on "gardening leave"...

...changed my name to Mellors...

and there's all this white goods talk

Where's Pistonheads gone - who abducted Ted?

[21TVR]

have we finished with dust caps then guys ?