RE: Cayenne S Hybrid

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covertjouster

50 posts

202 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Isn't that a big fat dirty diesel loco (not an electric one) in your photo examples.

However, it's a fair bit more acceptable than a foul disgusting Cayenne, which probably pumps out more crap relative to what it pulls than a big seventies Yankee cross state freight train.

Cayennes are the epitamy of motoring obscenity, driven by fat-lardy-'two fingers to the planet' types who have no respect because they show no repsect.

Sticking a hairdrier motor under the bonnet doesn't really change much at all.

XitUp said:
angus54 said:
You joke but technology wise we are going backwards (forget your I-pods and gadgets) I'm talking about Concorde, landing on the moon etc..when the fuel runs out we will literally be back to square one.

Pick just one example: What electric vehicle will pull a 40ft articulated lorry trailer?


angus54 said:
Go back again - what is going to produce that electricity in the first place?





etc

angus54 said:
These ideas are mere PR fluff and sticking plasters - with supposed global warming we'll all be needing boats not cars.
Yeah, lets stick to using Mamoth fat lamps in our caves. wink

XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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covertjouster said:
Isn't that a big fat dirty diesel loco (not an electric one) in your photo examples.

However, it's a fair bit more acceptable than a foul disgusting Cayenne, which probably pumps out more crap relative to what it pulls than a big seventies Yankee cross state freight train.

Cayennes are the epitamy of motoring obscenity, driven by fat-lardy-'two fingers to the planet' types who have no respect because they show no repsect.

Sticking a hairdrier motor under the bonnet doesn't really change much at all.
It's a diesel electric hybrid. I could have posted one that was just electric but the topic isn't about a pure electric vehicle so I didn't.

I WISH

874 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Whatever powers it wont make it any less of a slug to look at.

I don't suppose Porsche can damage their brand any further with yet another variation on a theme.

The mind boggles at who will will be driving £5k secondhand Cayennes in a couple of years time.

paperbag


XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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I WISH said:
The mind boggles at who will will be driving £5k secondhand Cayennes in a couple of years time.

paperbag
If this one is down to that much by then I would. Stick a few extra batteries in it and make it a plug in hybrid.

jgt1972

118 posts

198 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Porsche may be offending the purists and died in the wool Porsche fanatics (I'm certainly not one of them, never been a fan) with their ever more diverse range of cars and so called 'selling out', but it has made them a hugely, hugely succesful company.

There 911/Cayman/Boxster variants constantly pull in fabulous reviews and plaudits and are aknowledged as amongst the best out there.

Why do people constantly bh and moan about Porsche abandoning its heritage just because of an expanding range and keeping up with current trends in automotive technology. If there sports cars were suffering as a result then fair play, but they're not as far as I'm aware.

Good on them, say I!

XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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jgt1972 said:
Why do people constantly bh and moan about Porsche abandoning its heritage just because of an expanding range and keeping up with current trends in automotive technology.
Because they want Porsche to stick to making rear engined cars becuase it reminds them of when Ferdinand Porsche collaborated with Adolf Hitler.
That's right, all Porsche purists are Nazis. Fact.

dickieandjulie

1,068 posts

257 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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I believe the reason for these 'alternative' vehicles is an EU directive that a certain % of a manufacturers vehicles must exceed certain CO2 and MPG levels.

Mr Gear

Original Poster:

9,416 posts

190 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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dickieandjulie said:
I believe the reason for these 'alternative' vehicles is an EU directive that a certain % of a manufacturers vehicles must exceed certain CO2 and MPG levels.
I believe you are right. So, as with most EU legislation, it has no place in common sense, and creates white elephants like this.

jgt1972

118 posts

198 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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XitUp said:
jgt1972 said:
Why do people constantly bh and moan about Porsche abandoning its heritage just because of an expanding range and keeping up with current trends in automotive technology.
Because they want Porsche to stick to making rear engined cars becuase it reminds them of when Ferdinand Porsche collaborated with Adolf Hitler.
That's right, all Porsche purists are Nazis. Fact.
yes

Double R

872 posts

230 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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who said that germans do not have any sense of humour? smile

jgt1972

118 posts

198 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Does bh really need editting out?

XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Mr Gear said:
dickieandjulie said:
I believe the reason for these 'alternative' vehicles is an EU directive that a certain % of a manufacturers vehicles must exceed certain CO2 and MPG levels.
I believe you are right. So, as with most EU legislation, it has no place in common sense, and creates white elephants like this.
Most of the advances in car technology are a result of needing to meet regulations.

Stop crying.

Lightningman

1,228 posts

182 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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LeoZwalf said:
are now giving us an diesel electric SUV.

The end is nigh frown
Yes because they can't do both, can they?!? rolleyes

You sound like a total muppet.

Do you think that selling a few CGTs, GT2s and RS pay the bills for a company the size of Porsche GmbH?

As someone else has already stated - making mainstream products pays for the niche market cars any petrolhead can get excited about.

I bet 95% of the morons who knock the Cayenne haven't even driven one. banghead


covertjouster

50 posts

202 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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That's a bit like saying 'I bet 95% of the muppets who knock canabalism haven't even tried it!!!!'

Lightningman said:
LeoZwalf said:
are now giving us an diesel electric SUV.

The end is nigh frown
Yes because they can't do both, can they?!? rolleyes

You sound like a total muppet.

Do you think that selling a few CGTs, GT2s and RS pay the bills for a company the size of Porsche GmbH?

As someone else has already stated - making mainstream products pays for the niche market cars any petrolhead can get excited about.

I bet 95% of the morons who knock the Cayenne haven't even driven one. banghead

XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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covertjouster said:
That's a bit like saying 'I bet 95% of the muppets who knock canabalism haven't even tried it!!!!'
Yeah, what's your point?

covertjouster

50 posts

202 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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Well if you can't work out my point - I think I've made my point.

XitUp said:
covertjouster said:
That's a bit like saying 'I bet 95% of the muppets who knock canabalism haven't even tried it!!!!'
Yeah, what's your point?

Lightningman

1,228 posts

182 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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covertjouster said:
That's a bit like saying 'I bet 95% of the muppets who knock canabalism haven't even tried it!!!!'
No, it would be like stating that you don't enjoy eating human flesh without actually trying it. Get your comparisons right before trying to pick holes in my statement.

Thankfully, there are social mores that allow us to know right from wrong and unless you are involved in a plane crash and marooned in the Andes, I think we can all agree that eating human flesh, without actually having to taste it, is wrong.

Now moving on, stating that a car is horrid without actually having experienced it for yourself is juvenile at best and moronic and inane at worst.

So, now that you've also singled yourself out as a muppet, perhaps we can get back to Chicken Little's story about how 'the sky is falling' because Porsche (the most profitable car company in the world) are daring to make mainstream models?

Yes, those guys at Porsche sure are stupid... the Cayenne was such a dumb move on their part rolleyes



Edited by Lightningman on Monday 23 February 22:24

XitUp

7,690 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd February 2009
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covertjouster said:
Well if you can't work out my point - I think I've made my point.

XitUp said:
covertjouster said:
That's a bit like saying 'I bet 95% of the muppets who knock canabalism haven't even tried it!!!!'
Yeah, what's your point?
banghead

Ed.

2,173 posts

238 months

Tuesday 24th February 2009
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XitUp said:
nickpan said:
But how will it offer V8 like performance?
By being lighter and with almost as much power...
Well, it's only .4 of a second out in 0-60.

Not sure why you think it would cost loads to fix or why you think it will need it as soon as the warranty is up?
Sorry, I am not convinced any weight will be saved by not carrying around the extra metal to make a V6 a V8 when you have to carry an electric motor and batteries that can move a 2.5+ tonne car.

Also have a look at US sales of hybrids, they needed to come with an 8 year drive train warranty before people would buy them. Batteries cost $10,000 to replace and that figure has not come down nor is likely to while demand for precious metals needed increases. Who's going to buy a second hand hybrid a day out of warranty?

Still I guess an 8 year shelf life for cars will keep the manufacturers and the taxman happy.

Added: while some of your pictures are relevant, Iceland's power solutions are hardly readily transferable and there is still only one of those red snakes.

Edited by Ed. on Tuesday 24th February 00:56

Vanya

2,058 posts

244 months

Tuesday 24th February 2009
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covertjouster said:
However, it's a fair bit more acceptable than a foul disgusting Cayenne, which probably pumps out more crap relative to what it pulls than a big seventies Yankee cross state freight train.

Cayennes are the epitamy of motoring obscenity, driven by fat-lardy-'two fingers to the planet' types who have no respect because they show no repsect.

You really are just a 20 month troll aren't you? rolleyes

Your profile, anything car related?