RE: Limerick Competition
Discussion
There once was a chap who played rugger
who certainly was no tree hugger
I want to live
so I'll buy me a Tiv,
and so the numpties were b*ggered
There was onec a chappie called Roger
who was an artful dodger
he went for a blat
and f**k that
he blew the doors off an old codger
There was a young chappie from kent
whose Tiv got exceedingly bent
he dropped in a hole
and then kissed a pole
so its up in a rage he went
There was a young hooker called Sole
whose Porker got rather ol' (d)
he wanted one faster
but coundn't get it past 'er
so he married the numpty ol' soul
who certainly was no tree hugger
I want to live
so I'll buy me a Tiv,
and so the numpties were b*ggered
There was onec a chappie called Roger
who was an artful dodger
he went for a blat
and f**k that
he blew the doors off an old codger
There was a young chappie from kent
whose Tiv got exceedingly bent
he dropped in a hole
and then kissed a pole
so its up in a rage he went
There was a young hooker called Sole
whose Porker got rather ol' (d)
he wanted one faster
but coundn't get it past 'er
so he married the numpty ol' soul
Audi the 10th in a series
I loved it really serious
The guarantee useless
the promises worth less
So British the car that I now lease
John a fan of Audi german
now thinks of them as vermin
no word of a lie
he can really fly
in his 4.2 Jag R without swervin'
An Audi S4 was my dream
butthe guarantee wasn't too clean
it blew up its turbos
so it no longer burbles
So a Jag is my newest machine
I loved it really serious
The guarantee useless
the promises worth less
So British the car that I now lease
John a fan of Audi german
now thinks of them as vermin
no word of a lie
he can really fly
in his 4.2 Jag R without swervin'
An Audi S4 was my dream
butthe guarantee wasn't too clean
it blew up its turbos
so it no longer burbles
So a Jag is my newest machine
Water's the stuff we all hate
When it gets in our cars it's a lake
I hoped mine was better
But it keeps getting wetter
I'll have to upturn it and shake
Water's the stuff we all love
Without it we'd not go, we'd shove
Cos it keeps our cars colder
And off the hard shoulder
Give thanks to the heavens above!
[sorry!]
When it gets in our cars it's a lake
I hoped mine was better
But it keeps getting wetter
I'll have to upturn it and shake
Water's the stuff we all love
Without it we'd not go, we'd shove
Cos it keeps our cars colder
And off the hard shoulder
Give thanks to the heavens above!
[sorry!]
Peter Wheeler thought he'd save a few bob,
So he gave a young engineer a good job,
"Design me some followers for that S6 over there.
And choose the right metal, make sure you take care."
"No problem, said Chassis, "I'll just ask around.
In fact there's a supplier in India who I've recently found..."
Postscript:
Peter Wheeler fired Chassis when no longer contractually bound,
As Speed Six engines soon after made a clackety-clack sound.
So he gave a young engineer a good job,
"Design me some followers for that S6 over there.
And choose the right metal, make sure you take care."
"No problem, said Chassis, "I'll just ask around.
In fact there's a supplier in India who I've recently found..."
Postscript:
Peter Wheeler fired Chassis when no longer contractually bound,
As Speed Six engines soon after made a clackety-clack sound.
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