RE: Limerick Competition
Discussion
The numpties want Euros for us
but don't jump onto that bus
the Eurocrats want
to get what we can't
so stuff the Euro up yer a***
Unelected Eurocrats all
are heading for a big fall
when the people wake up
to the great carve-up
the Eurocrats'll be put to the wall
(hopefully)
Pounds shillings and pence went through Labour
and metrics arrived in its favour
now Euros should start
with a great fart
oh please leave us our pound, to savour
An egalitarian Brussels did come,
and freedom for us gets undone.
well we'd civilisation
before you'd a nation
so f**k-off Brussels you bum
A PC ponce named Blair
banned hunting and driving and more
come the election
he was last in selection
so disappeared into thin air
A 2-Jag slug called Fatso
did for the people(?) spread gatsos
all over the county
to cash in on bounty
Who the hell elected such a Pratt so?
Some scum called red-ken want five pound
for enty to "his" compound
10 milllion, I claims
invested in roads 'n trains
would seem to me more sound
Some scum called red-ken want five pound
for entry to "his" compound
its really for Prescott
and the rest of that lot
so they can get faster around
but don't jump onto that bus
the Eurocrats want
to get what we can't
so stuff the Euro up yer a***
Unelected Eurocrats all
are heading for a big fall
when the people wake up
to the great carve-up
the Eurocrats'll be put to the wall
(hopefully)
Pounds shillings and pence went through Labour
and metrics arrived in its favour
now Euros should start
with a great fart
oh please leave us our pound, to savour
An egalitarian Brussels did come,
and freedom for us gets undone.
well we'd civilisation
before you'd a nation
so f**k-off Brussels you bum
A PC ponce named Blair
banned hunting and driving and more
come the election
he was last in selection
so disappeared into thin air
A 2-Jag slug called Fatso
did for the people(?) spread gatsos
all over the county
to cash in on bounty
Who the hell elected such a Pratt so?
Some scum called red-ken want five pound
for enty to "his" compound
10 milllion, I claims
invested in roads 'n trains
would seem to me more sound
Some scum called red-ken want five pound
for entry to "his" compound
its really for Prescott
and the rest of that lot
so they can get faster around
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