physical confrontation!!

physical confrontation!!

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soad

32,897 posts

176 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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Pissed up s have a terrible habit of vomiting too. Lucky escape.

ro55a

705 posts

154 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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tuscaneer said:
ro55a said:
Gentlemen I hear you, loud and clear. Every time I ask my missus to clean the Rossa she gets herself all hot and bothered and ends up fking draping herself all over the car. And you are right, it don't look good either!!
You can send her round to my house to do mine any time!!!
Mate your welcome to it, just like the car is all high fking maintenance. Once the car is clean she will start begging you to get your hose out and give her a good rinsing and where will that get you? wink

andrew

9,970 posts

192 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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tuscaneer said:
andrew said:
was it andrewd ?
You two should get a room! !!
sorry, too busy being shown around his back garden

robinessex

11,059 posts

181 months

Saturday 4th October 2014
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Had a similar situation oh so many years ago. Came out of the pub, to find a semi drunk laying face down in puck on the bonnet of my Lotus Europa TC. As I very carefuly helped him up, and over to a nearby bench, he (accidently) stumbled. Unfortunaly, the grip I had on his arm to steady him resulted in a dislocation. I did pop back in the pub and call an ambulance for him though. Poor chap.

AndrewD

7,537 posts

284 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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tuscaneer said:
andrew said:
was it andrewd ?
You two should get a room! !!
No chance, he's a friend of Dorothy you know!

slippery

14,093 posts

239 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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I remember a PHer local to me getting a brick thrown at his Murci while simply sitting at some lights. He also had to suffer some prat dancing on its roof one night.

pilotprice

114 posts

128 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Tuscaner. Do you drive a red 430 (02 UFO )?

I live in whittle hall, see the above car a lot around town. I have a 63 reg c63 saloon but also getting a 430 on Saturday. If you ever want to grab a few pics let me know.

Great Indian if it was the one opposite the crown btw, probably a local prat which are becoming far to common place at the moment.

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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ro55a said:
tuscaneer said:
ro55a said:
Gentlemen I hear you, loud and clear. Every time I ask my missus to clean the Rossa she gets herself all hot and bothered and ends up fking draping herself all over the car. And you are right, it don't look good either!!
You can send her round to my house to do mine any time!!!
Mate your welcome to it, just like the car is all high fking maintenance. Once the car is clean she will start begging you to get your hose out and give her a good rinsing and where will that get you? wink
hold on hold on!!.......you,sir, may have an interest in watersports/ golden showers / tarmacking and all that other depraved stuff but I am a paragon of virtue young man

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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swerni said:
I know you're up north, but surely they must have seen a 320d before.

wink
excuse me! petrol, petrol, good god not a diesel!! I know i'm probably seen as the stereotypical northern monkey on these boards by all you chaps "darn sarf" but i'm not an animal!

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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slippery said:
I remember a PHer local to me getting a brick thrown at his Murci while simply sitting at some lights. He also had to suffer some prat dancing on its roof one night.
now THAT would have resulted in a fking good hiding for the assailant!

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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pilotprice said:
Tuscaner. Do you drive a red 430 (02 UFO )?

I live in whittle hall, see the above car a lot around town. I have a 63 reg c63 saloon but also getting a 430 on Saturday. If you ever want to grab a few pics let me know.

Great Indian if it was the one opposite the crown btw, probably a local prat which are becoming far to common place at the moment.
02 UFO isn't me pal. red, yes as is the other car I see knocking about regularly which has a plate 430 SCU or something similar.

that indian is the very one. absolute cracker isn't it?

is this your first foray into Ferrari ownership?? if so you have no idea how much you will love the car. i'm on my second 430 now and realistically can't see me ever coming away from it .....unless 458s come down in price a chunk!
if you fancy a two car photo opportunity drop me a line fella! ansd welcome to the club

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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swerni said:
That must be it then, the probably hand't seen a 320 petrol before. smile

in all seriousness, crap situation to be in, but sounds like you handed remarkably well.

I think self control is always the order of the day given how serious situations like that can get! ..... I was tempted though!

ro55a

705 posts

154 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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tuscaneer said:
hold on hold on!!.......you,sir, may have an interest in watersports/ golden showers / tarmacking and all that other depraved stuff but I am a paragon of virtue young man
Ha ha ha…….no you're not!

ro55a

705 posts

154 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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ps Tarmacking?????? new to me, I resemble the other comment but this has got me searching the inter web!!

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

158 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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ro55a said:
ps Tarmacking?????? new to me, I resemble the other comment but this has got me searching the inter web!!
I don't recommend it.

ro55a

705 posts

154 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Tarmacking, just checked it out…..you Sir are a wrongun, if you see me at a car show be sure to come over and say hello, we will get along just fine.

Cie

18,782 posts

193 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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ro55a said:
Tarmacking, just checked it out…..you Sir are a wrongun, if you see me at a car show be sure to come over and say hello, we will get along just fine.
For a bit of space docking?

ro55a

705 posts

154 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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This thread has gone soooooooo off topic!

tuscaneer

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7,766 posts

225 months

Tuesday 7th October 2014
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ha!! i'm quite a liberal chap ; space docking(love that one!) , dirty sanchez , dirty beppe , and my particular favourite........ the dirty Bristow!

i'm really glad I grew up reading viz!

Wilder

1,509 posts

209 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Well done for showing restraint - me ...I would have snotted him straight out of the blocks...