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ARAF

20,759 posts

224 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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I thought the last sentence was funny. hehe

Kim Jong-un appeared for a pretty serious speech on New Year's Day, but it was overshadowed by his lack of eyebrows. We reckon they've been hacked by Sony.


hsvgts454

117 posts

112 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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laughlaugh
ARAF said:
I thought the last sentence was funny. hehe

Kim Jong-un appeared for a pretty serious speech on New Year's Day, but it was overshadowed by his lack of eyebrows. We reckon they've been hacked by Sony.

laugh

MyM8V8

9,457 posts

196 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND!


A woman was in a coma.
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.

They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick &bring her out of the coma'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.!'

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.