Welsh Borders run Sunday 15th July

[Jockman]

F1 NDW said:

The evidence!



Dinner



Money man.

My gorgeous car - first on the right.

My stunning wife - first on the right (great one of Mhairi

Q Why do Lewis and I always end up sorting out the bill ??
A Because we are the only sober ones left

[AMDBSNick]

Jockman said:

A Because we are the only sober ones left

How bloody rude

[Jockman]

AMDBSNick said:

How bloody rude

Sure matey.....I'm exaggerating...Tony didn't let Jamie drink too much

You polished off a bottle of Montrachet

[B4rnst4ble]

theres a suprise a scot counting money!

[AMDBSNick]

Jockman said:

You polished off a bottle of Montrachet

Oh I see. So Lewis had none

[Jockman]

AMDBSNick said:

Oh I see. So Lewis had none

Lewis has a greater body mass than your toothpick physique

[George H]

Looks like a great do.

I'm especially impressed how Neil managed to catch Jockman on camera getting some money out

[Jockman]

George H said:

Looks like a great do.

You were missed matey

[AMDBSNick]

What reliability issues

[v8woollie]

Looks like you had a tremendous time. One thing that stands out in the first and last car park picture is the sheer presence and sense of purpose of the Vanquish.

[yeti]

mikey k said:

Devon = cream then jam (god's own people)
Cornwall = jam then cream (inbred halfwits)
As I was instructed on the cream tea tour

Edited for accuracy. I will brook no argument on the matter.

Cream tea is a Devon institution; Dorset has knobs (google it), Cornwall has pasties (and incest), Devon is the true home of the cream tea.

The Ritz makes afternoon tea for American and Russian tourists, no-one of good conscience actually goes there anymore

Lanesborough for the win http://www.lanesborough.com/en/london-afternoon-te... although our local, the Cannizaro in Wimbledon does a nice line too http://www.cannizarohouse.com/afternoon_tea

[F1 NDW]

AMDBSNick said:

What reliability issues

It's a Newport Pagnell model Nick. Their bonnets automatically open when they park up.

[yeti]

v8woollie said:

One thing that stands out in the first and last car park picture is the sheer presence and sense of purpose of the Vanquish.

You're not wrong. Stunning car

[AMDBSNick]

jamesc12 said:

James you seem to have photoshopped the sheep out of this picture

[Jockman]

The view in my Mirror ALL the way round



Scary Monsters



Vanquish Parking

[Jockman]

AMDBSNick said:

jamesc12 said:

James you seem to have photoshopped the sheep out of this picture

If you look closely Nick, you can clearly see Yeti's head

[jamesc12]

Jockman said:

Vanquish Parking

It's the gearbox.

[F1 NDW]

jamesc12 said:

Jockman said:

Vanquish Parking

It's the gearbox.

I said, "don't mention the divit's".

[jamesc12]

AMDBSNick said:

James you seem to have photoshopped the sheep out of this picture

It wasn't long after taking this photo that I needed a change of underwear after a very narrow miss with a couple of suicidal sheep. In London we have sleeping policemen to slow cars down, whereas in Wales they have "sleeping" sheep 6 inches from the road to do the same job.

[Tony V12V]

[quote=Jockman]The view in my Mirror ALL the way round



Mr Cockerknee John would have been proud of me