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peterr96

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2,115 posts

60 months

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George you know the rules. Pictures are compulsory.
Rather than trying to woo the lovely Sarah with talk of blade angle and tip speed she might melt at the prospect at having her form emblazoned across the PH aston forum.

Jockman

9,363 posts

45 months

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peterr96 said:
George you know the rules. Pictures are compulsory.
Rather than trying to woo the lovely Sarah with talk of blade angle and tip speed she might melt at the prospect at having her form emblazoned across the PH aston forum.
yes

She might like to be wooed smile

George H

12,420 posts

49 months

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peterr96 said:
George you know the rules. Pictures are compulsory.
Rather than trying to woo the lovely Sarah with talk of blade angle and tip speed she might melt at the prospect at having her form emblazoned across the PH aston forum.
Are you kidding? You haven't even heard my frankly brilliant chat up lines!

Example -

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George

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Also, what girl isn't impressed with talk of tip length and blade angles wink

t1blk

757 posts

65 months

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Maybe next time we meet up at Gorgeous georges for a spin we could let him off with the bacon butties in favour of a pub lunch in his local to view the latest object of his affections wink

Jockman

9,363 posts

45 months

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Example -

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.

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t1blk

757 posts

65 months

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roflroflrofl

peterr96

Original Poster:

2,115 posts

60 months

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Bugger. Got coffee in my keyboard again.

George H

12,420 posts

49 months

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Jockman said:
Example -

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.

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You seem like you've had that experience before tongue out

What about my personal favourite line -

Me: Do you know what this is? (offering out sleeve of jumper/shirt/t shirt to let her feel the fabric)
Her: (feels fabric) No.
Me: Boyfriend material.

It's quite hard to recreate it through typing!

smile

mikey k

9,248 posts

101 months

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Jockmans back in the house


George H

12,420 posts

49 months

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mikey k said:
Jockmans back in the house

Sadly grumpy

Murph7355

10,346 posts

141 months

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You want to hope Sarah hasn't seen the Kia ads George...

George H

12,420 posts

49 months

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Murph7355 said:
You want to hope Sarah hasn't seen the Kia ads George...
I don't think I've seen them. Please can you elaborate? smile

yeti

10,224 posts

160 months

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Jockman said:
Example -

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: No idea.
Me: Just enough to break the ice, I'm George
Her: Are you the one with mould on your roof?
Me: Erm...
Her: And why are you wearing a gimp outfit?
Me: Oh...
Her: Look, just get lost will you creep.

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It's good to be back biggrin

Lunablack

3,473 posts

47 months

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George I recon this one will work for you...

Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for yousmile

She'll say what's it for??

Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonighthehe







Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriendyikes......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fasthehe

George H

12,420 posts

49 months

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Lunablack said:
George I recon this one will work for you...

Gently grab her hand, and place a 10p piece in it....... Saying this is for yousmile

She'll say what's it for??

Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonighthehe







Just make sure she doesn't use it to phone her boyfriendyikes......... Cos if she's fit she'll already have one..... If she's fit and she hasn't...... Run away..fasthehe
Sound advice on both points hehe

Jockman

9,363 posts

45 months

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Lunablack said:
....Go and phone your mum....... Tell her you won't be home tonighthehe
Could be a problem if it's a school night though smile

AMDBSNick

3,710 posts

47 months

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I always preferred "this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure you're on it"

Sorry I'm bored

peterr96

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2,115 posts

60 months

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Jockman said:
Could be a problem if it's a school night though smile
You're a wrong un!!

Jockman

9,363 posts

45 months

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peterr96 said:
You're a wrong un!!
Why?? Georgio isn't allowed to stay off smile

peterr96

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2,115 posts

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Jockman said:
Why?? Georgio isn't allowed to stay off smile
Only with a note from his mum. smile
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