George's new favourite thing

[George H]

Jockman said:

Could be a problem if it's a school night though

No such issue, she was telling me how she's finished uni now

[George H]

AMDBSNick said:

I always preferred "this face leaves in 5 minutes make sure you're on it"

Sorry I'm bored

That's almost as cringeworthy as my mates line -

Him: You remind me of a compass.
Her: Why?
Him: Because I'd be lost without you.

[AMDBSNick]

George H said:

No such issue, she was telling me how she's finished uni now

So she's packed up lap dancing and got a regular job in your local

[George H]

AMDBSNick said:

So she's packed up lap dancing and got a regular job in your local

I certainly like to think so!

[peterr96]

AMDBSNick said:

So she's packed up lap dancing and got a regular job in your local

I can't imagine the packing takes very long.

If Paddy didn't have such a reputation we could get him to pop over and detail Sarah.

[Murph7355]

George H said:

I don't think I've seen them. Please can you elaborate?

Really George?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVhC07m-2Sg

[burntout]

George!!

if this one doesnt win her over then give up!!

Roses are red....
Violets are blue....

Get in the van ive got a knife!!!

Never failed for me

And wear the gimp suit when resiting this romantic poem..

[George H]

Murph7355 said:

Really George?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVhC07m-2Sg

Yep really. I don't watch stuff on TV such as 'Take me out'! The only things I watch are either motorsport or football

burntout said:

George!!

if this one doesnt win her over then give up!!

Roses are red....
Violets are blue....

Get in the van ive got a knife!!!

Never failed for me

And wear the gimp suit when resiting this romantic poem..

Reminds me of 'excuse me, does this rag smell like cholroform to you?'

[George H]

Since this thread went massively off topic, I'll try to steer it in the right direction (for a change), with my new favourite thing!

My boots (I await a comment off Lunablack how I'll look like a Power Ranger, or something along the lines of 'all the gear, no idea')

[mikey k]

have really got two right feet?

[Jockman]

Georgio - you had the timerity to accuse others of frequenting laybies !!!!

[tonyhall38]

a matching pair would be nice....

[AdamV12V]

what an interesting photo George!

Two right boots, a copper kettle, some stella cider?, a ming vase and some twigs!

[Neil1300R]

Brilliant, all the gear no idea - white motorcycle boots! If you had any idea you wouldn't have bought white boots - will stay clean for the first five minutes! No one has white leather.

[Jockman]

AdamV12V said:

... stella cider?....

C'est Cidre, n'est-ce pas ???

[LordBretSinclair]

AdamV12V said:

... some stella cider?, ....

Mon dieu,

It's not cider, it's CIDRE

[LordBretSinclair]

Snap Phil

[Jockman]

Great Minds LBS

So let me get this straight.

White cars (incl dark wheels) =

White boots (incl dark thingies) =

[Jockman]

Neil1300R said:

...If you had any idea you wouldn't have bought white boots - will stay clean for the first five minutes! No one has white leather.

They will stay white through lack of use until the mould starts to appear

[Neil1300R]

Jockman said:

Neil1300R said:

...If you had any idea you wouldn't have bought white boots - will stay clean for the first five minutes! No one has white leather.

They will stay white through lack of use until the mould starts to appear

Forgot he doesn't actually have a bike or a bike licence