Soho drinkies Tuesday 13th Dog and Duck

[Gibberish]

AMDBSNick said:

... Then went to put the chickens away only to be nutted by the ram in the paddock - git.

Nick, fit one of these: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wells-Poultry-Equipment-Au...

and you won’t need to do that anymore, though I’m mindful of spoiling you Ram’s sport.

[pilgrim7777]

As I said on the other topic this would have been me if I had stayed....
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

[AMDBSNick]

George H said:

I do, but it doesn't mean I can tell the difference between a virgin sheep and a non-virgin sheep.

Shaun arrived as a virgin. However when I noticed this morning that one of the ladies was covered in green paint I new this was no longer the case I do hope this clears things up

[Neil1300R]

AMDBSNick said:

Shaun arrived as a virgin. However when I noticed this morning that one of the ladies was covered in green paint I new this was no longer the case I do hope this clears things up

Does that mean Shaun the Sheep is a teenager and goes around tagging everything he touches with a can of spray paint?

[Cockernee]

George H said:

AMDBSNick said:

The good news however is that I have noticed this morning that Shaun the Sheep is no longer a virgin. No wonder he was buzzing with excitement last night.

How do you notice something like that?

Because Nick's arse is sore

[Cockernee]

yeti said:

What time did you all leave the D&D? Did Cockers nick anything?

Yes £200 given to me by the others. Imagine giving a cockernee £200 in notes and ask him to pay the bill. Easiest blag ever

[marceltay]

woolders said:

Marcel, we had drunk the pub dry of Chablis, hence the filthy Aussie muck, or had you forgotten.

Yours, on the way to Paris for a splendid dinner

That explains it... It wasn't by choice... Order restored

Enjoy your dinner... And this time try and stay away from the Aussie Chardonnay

[peterr96]

ds2000 said:

I'd assume he woke up next to him spooning?

Well the Moose is off limits at the moment.... until the two bricks have been engaged that is.
Meantime Shaun the Sheep sleeps with one eye open and Nick gets nutted by the Ram in an act of selfless gallantry.

[AMDBSNick]

Neil1300R said:

Does that mean Shaun the Sheep is a teenager and goes around tagging everything he touches with a can of spray paint?

Shaun the Sheep I'll have you know is not yet 12 months old. And if his offspring are not up to scratch he will not reach 12 months old

[Neil1300R]

BT lines now back working in my office! Only down for 6 days


All I need from the now is to pay their outstanding invoices.

[Cockernee]

Neil1300R said:

BT lines now back working in my office! Only down for 6 days


All I need from the now is to pay their outstanding invoices.

Yippee. Mine was actually working last night