Whos king off off topicism

Whos king off off topicism

Poll: Whos king off off topicism

Total Members Polled: 28

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yeti

10,523 posts

276 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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michael gould said:
I'm going on the lash tomorrow afternoon @ 4-30
Let's hope they're well stocked up with Blue Nun and Asda's own brand scotch then smile

jonby

5,357 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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F1 NDW said:
I've just ordered the Makita DK18000 cordless drill and impact wrench set. I had a go with the builders while I was home. Fantastic piece of kit!
I call custard !

F1 NDW

1,116 posts

147 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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jonby said:
F1 NDW said:
I've just ordered the Makita DK18000 cordless drill and impact wrench set. I had a go with the builders while I was home. Fantastic piece of kit!
I call custard !
I hope you mean the Makita kit and not the builders!
Picture as soon as I get home from Brazil. Of the Makita gear that is.

michael gould

5,691 posts

242 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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yeti said:
michael gould said:
I'm going on the lash tomorrow afternoon @ 4-30
Let's hope they're well stocked up with Blue Nun and Asda's own brand scotch then smile
your a cheeky bugger .....me Blue Nun....and own brand scotch..........PAH.

jonby

5,357 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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F1 NDW said:
jonby said:
F1 NDW said:
I've just ordered the Makita DK18000 cordless drill and impact wrench set. I had a go with the builders while I was home. Fantastic piece of kit!
I call custard !
I hope you mean the Makita kit and not the builders!
Picture as soon as I get home from Brazil. Of the Makita gear that is.
I did mean the Makita kit but now I re-read 'I had a go with the builders' my comments could refer to a multitude of sins !!!!

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Bincenzo said:
Talking of, well nothing in particular, have you seen the uproar associated with the young lady who has had her breasts enlarged on the NHS. Her mirror is mounted far too low on her wall.....
That is one Rhinocerpig although I suspect George would yes

sukh_m

1,325 posts

193 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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AMDBSNick said:
That is one Rhinocerpig although I suspect George would yes
I googled her earlier, right hound.

mikey k

13,011 posts

217 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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AMDBSNick said:
Bincenzo said:
Talking of, well nothing in particular, have you seen the uproar associated with the young lady who has had her breasts enlarged on the NHS. Her mirror is mounted far too low on her wall.....
That is one Rhinocerpig although I suspect George would yes
Can I have my hard earned tax back please nono
Looks like the surgeon also went mad with fake hair/eyebrows as well laugh



jonby

5,357 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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and that's the good pic. topless pics show her boobs look crap - we (the taxpayer) should demand a refund

yeti

10,523 posts

276 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Meh, I've MOT'd worse.

Although she did have them done on the NHS, it appears someone has created a Facebook account in her name, pretending to be her and bragging about having them done. Quite a lot of hate directed at the page, and it isn't actually her.

Some people have way too much time on their hands, and others get wound up about stuff they shouldn't... well, give a stuff about.

jonby

5,357 posts

158 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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yeti said:
Meh, I've MOT'd worse.

Although she did have them done on the NHS, it appears someone has created a Facebook account in her name, pretending to be her and bragging about having them done. Quite a lot of hate directed at the page, and it isn't actually her.

Some people have way too much time on their hands, and others get wound up about stuff they shouldn't... well, give a stuff about.
I understand why people get so upset. This person gave an interview in the national press stating they had misled their GP by crying and pretending to have suffered abuse from being flat chested, following which we the taxpayers paid 4k or whatever the figure was for a boob job. She is now laughing about it and suggesting she will use her new boobs to earn money

At a time when there is genuine fuel poverty for many of the elderly in this country, I too get upset with all the money I earn & pay in tax that's thrown at totally undeserving causes like this rather than the genuinely important things

Apologies, serious rant over now !!!


sukh_m

1,325 posts

193 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Same person without make-up. Apologies for scaring everyone.
Sends shivers down my spine!


mikey k

13,011 posts

217 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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yeti said:
Some people have way too much time on their hands, and others get wound up about stuff they shouldn't... well, give a stuff about.
You've changed your tune laugh
I guess the Morgan has helped wink

F1 NDW

1,116 posts

147 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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mikey k said:
Can I have my hard earned tax back please nono
Looks like the surgeon also went mad with fake hair/eyebrows as well laugh

Looks like one of my builders.

Retman

848 posts

159 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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mikey k said:
Can I have my hard earned tax back please nono
Looks like the surgeon also went mad with fake hair/eyebrows as well laugh

Think that's known as a BOBFOC - Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch

Retman

848 posts

159 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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steveatesh said:
Talking of drills, My sons oil rig is due in for maintenance over the weekend and I plan to photograph it arriving in the river tees. Well I say my sons, what I really mean is the one he works on of course.

Apparently they are not covered by a three year warranty and known issues can lead to quite nasty repercussions if not handled properly. Up to now he has not experienced any oil leaks, although they are still expensive to run at over £250,000 per day, whether you use it or not.

The main challenge of course is hoping it doesn't get knicked while near Middlesbrough and sold for scrap or parts.
Talking of oil rigs, I once built one out of Lego. It wasn't full size.

Good Soil (Pete)

543 posts

262 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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sukh_m said:
Same person without make-up. Apologies for scaring everyone.
Sends shivers down my spine!

Should have had the nose done not the b00bs!

Good Soil (Pete)

543 posts

262 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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Retman said:
Talking of oil rigs, I once built one out of Lego. It wasn't full size.
That would have been a LOT of lego!
Out of interest did you get it to pump oil?

Retman

848 posts

159 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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[quote=Good Soil (Pete)]

That would have been a LOT of lego!
Out of interest did you get it to pump oil?
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No but did build a Lego train with working lights yes

yeti

10,523 posts

276 months

Thursday 28th March 2013
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[quote=Good Soil (Pete)]
Out of interest did you get it to pump oil?
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'Oil rigs' don't pump oil, they drill for it. Production platforms 'pump' oil...or more accurately redirect the oil that flows under pressure from below. If you want to know more about progressive cavity pumps and electrical submersible pumps for when the oil doesn't want to flow, I can be found in the Dog and Duck any day except Wednesdays smile

250k per day? Nice, we are running a drillship that costs in excess of 2 million dollars per day. It's not even >that< good rolleyes