What insults have been thrown at you?

What insults have been thrown at you?

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XJR500bhp

Original Poster:

1,194 posts

211 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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Whilst driving your Aston? There's hardly been any when out with the old man, but there was one recently albeit not really an insult.

High street, hood down pulling up to jump out, guy walking past with girlfriend "I wouldn't have got one in that colour" instant reaction form the old man "So what colour is yours then??" he said nothing

So what's your story?

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I got called a wker by a cyclist who I scared as I made a lot of noise when going under a bridge smile

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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George29 said:
I got called a wker by a cyclist who I scared as I made a lot of noise when going under a bridge smile
Obviously someone you who knows you from down the pub George thumbup

goorwich

6,438 posts

143 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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George29 said:
I got called a wker by a cyclist who I scared as I made a lot of noise when going under a bridge smile
Come on George ,you must be able to write THE book. smile

yeti

10,523 posts

276 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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Usually something yelled incomprehensibly and unintelligibly, assumedly by the lower orders, from white transit vans smile

Although sat at a two-lane roundabout in Derby, roof off, with a knackered Focus with two crusties in it to my right. They started revving their engine; I ignored them. We both pulled away, I peeled off left, they went straight on and heard as they drove away 'cock' yelled at the top of their little regional voices.

I felt a little sad for them.

goorwich

6,438 posts

143 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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yeti said:
Usually something yelled incomprehensibly and unintelligibly, assumedly by the lower orders, from white transit vans smile

Although sat at a two-lane roundabout in Derby, roof off, with a knackered Focus with two crusties in it to my right. They started revving their engine; I ignored them. We both pulled away, I peeled off left, they went straight on and heard as they drove away 'cock' yelled at the top of their little regional voices.

I felt a little sad for them.
That was Mojo and his mate before he bought the Aston. smile

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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yeti said:
'cok'
EFA

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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AMDBSNick said:
Obviously someone you who knows you from down the pub George thumbup
No doubt.

I once got called something like 'a show off prick' when I parked up outside a bar (I think it was in Manchester a while back). I just agreed with them smile

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I was driving along, minding my own business, when ahead of me a woman in a clapped out car came roaring round a bend, on the wrong side of the road and screamed at me "PIG!!!!!!"

I was stunned, insulted...then the anger crept in....she didn't know me....how dare she...what gave her the right....

I tried to get her out of my mind and I continued on round the bend....

...and promptly hit a pig hehe

The late but still very great Frank Muir smile

peterr96

2,226 posts

176 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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George29 said:
I got called a wker, a cock, a knob, a dick and a variety of other unprintable things by all sorts of disparate people. smile
Well I'm sorry George but that seems perfectly fair to me!

yeti

10,523 posts

276 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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goorwich said:
That was Mojo and his mate before he bought the Aston. smile
Mojo and his... what? confused

mojo21

170 posts

174 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I got called various things by moronic Yeti

I wear them as badges of honour

robgt

2,585 posts

163 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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Yeti, do you remember when 3 of us pulled into a fuel station after a little bit of spirited driving. An irate van driver pulled in and started shouting at us. You did not react at all . He pointed at me shouting "As for that --cking idiot " I started to giggle , then came the best bit he shouted " You are nothing but a Trio of -unts". Fantastic. Molly looked perplexed.

steveatesh

4,901 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I have had no car related insults but my mrs did point at me this morning and say:
"You, Suk?"

does that count wink

Neil1300R

5,487 posts

179 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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Got called:-
A tt
A nob
a tosser
an idiot

And that was just last night at Trinity last night for resurrecting an infamous thread!

Didn't get told I suk so all in all a result!

Also got called a lightweight and a crap drinker but that was something to do with JLC - not that I remember whistle

peterr96

2,226 posts

176 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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steveatesh said:
I have had no car related insults but my mrs did point at me this morning and say:
"You, Suk?"

does that count wink
So: Did ya?
Dirty bint!

outofstepuk

1,242 posts

153 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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I once had someone call me a mojo21.

Apparently it means someone that won't let it fking drop.

steveatesh

4,901 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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outofstepuk said:
I once had someone call me a mojo21.

Apparently it means someone that won't let it fking drop.
biggrin lol

I was wondering if Mojo 21 is the new 911Motorsport of "powerfully built" fame..... will suk enter the Aston Forum Dictionary I wonder !

steveatesh

4,901 posts

165 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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peterr96 said:
So: Did ya?
Dirty bint!
Err that Mrs Dirty bint to you, there are standards on this forum you know! wink

peterr96

2,226 posts

176 months

Wednesday 12th June 2013
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Hey check this out.

http://www.justsomelyrics.com/367389/powerpuff-gir...

You couldn't make it up.