Definition of "a Keeper"

Definition of "a Keeper"

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Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Jon39 said:
Oh yes, and the mental anguish caused by being offered for sale.


[This might be going off-topic. Must be careful. Try to mention keeper somehow.]
Definitely O/T biggrin and as for posting pictures of the Mrs nono You lot will just perv, trust me when I say she is worth at least 4 camels yes

Y100

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2,036 posts

168 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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DB9VolanteDriver said:
My DBS is certainly a keeper because:

It's the exact color I wanted
It is totally bespoke from the factory and NP
It sounds incredible
It has great road presence
and most signficantly...
I'm old and will probably die soon
Cousin Steve, buddy, my long lost relative, mate,,,,you must pm me and I'll give you all the details you need to bequeath the love of your life to the safest and most caring, appreciative pair of hands you could ever imagine. Take care and don't worry, she will be fine, I promise,,,,,,biggrin

Edited by Y100 on Monday 19th August 19:28

KarlFranz

2,008 posts

271 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Here's my "keeper". Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom refuses to let her go.


Y100

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2,036 posts

168 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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KarlFranz said:
Here's my "keeper". Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom refuses to let her go.

Now isn't she just beautiful but scary,,,,reminds me too much of my daughter, that can get you into a lot of trouble,,,no? hehe

KarlFranz

2,008 posts

271 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Y100 said:
Now isn't she just beautiful but scary,,,,reminds me too much of my daughter, that can get you into a lot of trouble,,,no? hehe
Wouldn't be too much trouble for me. My better-half is 22 years younger than me. smile We started dating when she was only 18. She says I'm going to trade her in for a younger model before she reaches 30. smile

DB9VolanteDriver

2,612 posts

177 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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KarlFranz said:
Wouldn't be too much trouble for me. My better-half is 22 years younger than me. smile We started dating when she was only 18. She says I'm going to trade her in for a younger model before she reaches 30. smile
That's funny, my OH (won't say 'better') is 21 years my junior. But I think she's gonna' trade me in rather than vice versa.

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Y100 said:
KarlFranz said:
Here's my "keeper". Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom refuses to let her go.

Now isn't she just beautiful but scary,,,,reminds me too much of my daughter, that can get you into a lot of trouble,,,no? hehe
Bob, if she looks like your daughter, then we have just become bestest friends In fact we may even be related soon yes

Y100

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2,036 posts

168 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Cockernee said:
Y100 said:
KarlFranz said:
Here's my "keeper". Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom refuses to let her go.

Now isn't she just beautiful but scary,,,,reminds me too much of my daughter, that can get you into a lot of trouble,,,no? hehe
Bob, if she looks like your daughter, then we have just become bestest friends In fact we may even be related soon yes
Its not the likeness Cockers, more the age and well, beauty I suppose,,,heres my effort,,,just the one daughter but I reckon I threw a double 6,,,,eh,,,but then I would say that wouldn't I. cool


Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Y100 said:
Cockernee said:
Y100 said:
KarlFranz said:
Here's my "keeper". Unfortunately, Orlando Bloom refuses to let her go.

Now isn't she just beautiful but scary,,,,reminds me too much of my daughter, that can get you into a lot of trouble,,,no? hehe
Bob, if she looks like your daughter, then we have just become bestest friends In fact we may even be related soon yes
Its not the likeness Cockers, more the age and well, beauty I suppose,,,heres my effort,,,just the one daughter but I reckon I threw a double 6,,,,eh,,,but then I would say that wouldn't I. cool

From your very first post, I knew we would be best friends biggrin

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Y100 said:
Its not the likeness Cockers, more the age and well, beauty I suppose,,,heres my effort,,,just the one daughter but I reckon I threw a double 6,,,,eh,,,but then I would say that wouldn't I. cool

I knew it was only a matter of time before I bumped into a picture of an old flame on the tinterweb thumbup

Jon39

12,854 posts

144 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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George will definitely be on soon, if this keeps rolling

We are so far off-topic now.

Which forum am I on? confused

Edited by Jon39 on Monday 19th August 22:29

KarlFranz

2,008 posts

271 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Jon39 said:
We are so far off-topic now.

Which forum am I on? confused
Who cares? Bob's daughter is a cutie-pie! smile

Tony V12V

2,465 posts

153 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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First look of the evening and I'm not sure if Nick is bidding four camels for Bob's daughter or if Cockers is trading in Tracy for a goalkeeper biggrin

Glad to see standards are being maintained....... I assume you lot are just avinalarf..... Or is that another subject confused

KarlFranz

2,008 posts

271 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Remember folks: "You're only as old as (the women) you feel". biggrin

Jon39

12,854 posts

144 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Has she asked for a drive in your Aston Martin yet, Bob?

My children are older than your daughter, and they know the answer, so have not even asked.

My new son in law has been told about the sad PH wedding day story, so he knows there is absolutely no chance now.

Apparently it's only a car, but I don't believe that. wink


stevewushu

733 posts

202 months

Monday 19th August 2013
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Unlike all my cars that I tell myself "this is a keeper" (now on 2nd Aston and prob 20th car), when I met my OH I said "yeah a year or so I reckon..."

And ten years later I'm still on the same model! laugh

This Sam a few years ago from a shoot...


KarlFranz

2,008 posts

271 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Well, since we're showing off our OH, here's a picture I took of mine a few months ago:


AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Here is mine biggrin


Neilc123

258 posts

144 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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Lovely. The photos of women are ummm interesting and I am glad you have found your woman "keeper", whether it be the 1st time or, for some of you, maybe more.

Anyway back to cars and more specifically Astons.

I suppose my definition of keeper when it comes to cars is one that has little problems when it comes to MOT and service and when you put the key in it and go it goes. The Aston may not always be that (especially at service time) with things wrong with it and it may need more work but I have to say owning and driving it is a lot of fun (even test driving it was).

Above all however it is a mixture of metal and cloth (like most cars) and whilst it is a nice place to be (sometimes very nice) it still is that. The amount you drive it (or in this case wash it, it seems!) and the smile it gives you are probably priceless and when you turn that engine on..... Does it come without my definition of a keeper probably, despite the work, just about yes, but saying that still depends on price and if the price is good enough usually no matter what the car it would be swapped which suggests that price is also extremely important. What is more important than price, well health, the pleasure of young ones (apparently), how a pet just lives simple things like balls, a crisp sunny day etc.

The thing with Aston is it is usually heart over head decision and lets be honest there is no rhyme or reason when it comes to that. Rather similar to a woman....there's a thought....

Neil

P.S. Please substitute "woman" for "man" for those of the other persuasion - just in case the homophobia police are here!

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Tuesday 20th August 2013
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AMDBSNick said:
Here is mine biggrin



I was waiting and waiting & you did not disappoint nono