Cylinder De-activation.

Cylinder De-activation.

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robgt

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2,585 posts

163 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2013
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Cockernee said:
Jockman said:
robgt said:
Tony, I know that Cockers, he doesn't mean it . Imagine how he must feel going to the garage and his little Black Beauty is no longer there!!
Crikey....I've been in Cockers garage and I never knew he was keeping a horse there confused

Though there is a terrible smell of manure whenever he speaks yes
Ouch Rob, that is below the belt. I would like to remind you of something before your next post. You are 4 cylinders short of a proper Aston hehe and the reason my garage is empty




Jockers, I speak bullst, not horse st yes There is a big difference biggrin
Is it radio controlled? I used to have one just the same when I was younger. I've got a DB5 now, I even let Molly play with it sometimes.

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2013
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SELON said:
Mine was like that once.

Took it to BR, to let them have a play with it...not a bad result

Fan boy hehe

Good result, must have a few thousand hp and more than 8 cylinders yes

V12woollie

4,363 posts

146 months

Tuesday 22nd October 2013
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Cockernee said:
Ouch Rob, that is below the belt. I would like to remind you of something before your next post. You are 4 cylinders short of a proper Aston hehe and the reason my garage is empty




Jockers, I speak bullst, not horse st yes There is a big difference biggrin
You bought some decking!!!!

toohuge

3,434 posts

217 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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mikey k said:
Jockman said:
The Germans all seem to have their own CO2 routes, but I've no idea what the AMG one is - BMW would appear to have followed the Stop / Start route which (inter alia) gave them CO2 levels that Merc and Audi just could not live with.

You are right though, Bobby, at some stage AM are going to have to do something about CO2 yes
Audi have a stop/start system but it had proved a little unreliable
Ironically the yanks (Chrysler) had cylinder deactivation since 2004
Interestingly Merc have had it since 2001!
Cadillac since 1981.....but the science and complications of such systems are not as simple as you might think.

Chris

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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V12woollie said:
You bought some decking!!!!
Don't be daftrolleyes








He bought a bridgeyes

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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Cockernee said:
Ouch Rob, that is below the belt. I would like to remind you of something before your next post. You are 4 cylinders short of a proper Aston hehe and the reason my garage is empty




Jockers, I speak bullst, not horse st yes There is a big difference biggrin
Not even got a helipad? How do you cope!

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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George29 said:
Cockernee said:
Ouch Rob, that is below the belt. I would like to remind you of something before your next post. You are 4 cylinders short of a proper Aston hehe and the reason my garage is empty




Jockers, I speak bullst, not horse st yes There is a big difference biggrin
Not even got a helipad? How do you cope!
Easy, I have a remote control helicopter and I can land that anywhere I like biggrin

IanV12VR

2,749 posts

156 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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This truly is becoming a classic PH Aston thread. Off topic straight away and never threatening to get anywhere back near it. Good to see biglaugh

I did think it was a good subject to raise Rob - but wouldn't dare comment just in case I was the cause of it returning on topic laugh

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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IanV12VR said:
This truly is becoming a classic PH Aston thread. Off topic straight away and never threatening to get anywhere back near it. Good to see biglaugh

I did think it was a good subject to raise Rob - but wouldn't dare comment just in case I was the cause of it returning on topic laugh
nono You will be shot down in flames if you try yes

Tony V12V

2,465 posts

153 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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IanV12VR said:
This truly is becoming a classic PH Aston thread. Off topic straight away and never threatening to get anywhere back near it. Good to see biglaugh

I did think it was a good subject to raise Rob - but wouldn't dare comment just in case I was the cause of it returning on topic laugh
Didn't BMW do it many years ago on a 7 series ubber barge... yikes soz back on topic

MollyGTi

2,358 posts

155 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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Jockman said:
Tony V12V said:
yikes shock horror.... Jockman brings thread back ON topic
Rob was the one who took it off topic yes

By swearing yes

This Forum is DOOMED, I say DOOMED if the 2nd poshest guy on here starts to use bad language !!!!!
rofl

2nd poshest?!? You have met Rob haven't you?! I must post up a photo of him with his dog and his p*key wagon hehe

BTW naturally I assume the 1st poshest to be Woolders ... but I could be wrong scratchchin

Neil1300R

5,487 posts

179 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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MollyGTi said:
BTW naturally I assume the 1st poshest to be Woolders ...
yes
Has even got red trousers he is so posh.

mikey k

13,011 posts

217 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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IanV12VR said:
This truly is becoming a classic PH Aston thread. Off topic straight away and never threatening to get anywhere back near it. Good to see biglaugh

I did think it was a good subject to raise Rob - but wouldn't dare comment just in case I was the cause of it returning on topic laugh
yes
I made a half hearted attempt smile

AMDBSNick

6,997 posts

163 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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Neil1300R said:
yes
Has even got red trousers he is so posh.
He's also a fking unemployed pest that is constantly calling me because he's bored. The sooner the builders move in the better as far as I'm concerned because boy is that going to occupy his time hehe

I believe he may actually be royalty scratchchin

Oh and he also needs to put me in touch with his daughter yes

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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AMDBSNick said:
Oh and he also needs to put me in touch with his daughter yes
Does the Moose know you want to be touching his daughter confused

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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Cockernee said:
AMDBSNick said:
Oh and he also needs to put me in touch with his daughter yes
Does the Moose know you want to be touching his daughter confused
How old is his daughter?

Neil1300R

5,487 posts

179 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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George29 said:
How old is his daughter?
Someone needs to de-activate your 'cylinder'! wink

avinalarf

6,438 posts

143 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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George29 said:
How old is his daughter?
George, curious to know your criteria when you are assessing the suitability of a girlfriend .
Age ?
Physical attributes ?
Intelligence ? ( possibly irrelevant in your case ). smile

Lunablack

3,494 posts

163 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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avinalarf said:
George, curious to know your criteria when you are assessing the suitability of a girlfriend .
Age ?
Physical attributes ?
Intelligence ? ( possibly irrelevant in your case ). smile
Simple..... She needs to be short sighted, and a bit thick..biggrin

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2013
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avinalarf said:
George, curious to know your criteria when you are assessing the suitability of a girlfriend .
Age ?
Physical attributes ?
Intelligence ? ( possibly irrelevant in your case ). smile
Age: 20-26
Physical attributes: >7.5/10
Intelligence: high
Being able to mechanic on my bike whilst at race meets scores huge points too yes