Christmas at the D&D 9th Dec

[Jockman]

Now that the house is sold........

I'll drop you a line tomorrow, matey.

Vanquish Neil sends his apologies. Unfortunately his colostomy bag gets changed on the 10th of every month

[woolders]

Cockernee said:

cheers Woolders......

Sorry me old china but you weren't there when I copied it but it did take a while to sort out the paste on an iPad, even with my advanced IT skills.

[roughrider]

Jockman said:

Now that the house is sold........

I'll drop you a line tomorrow, matey.

Vanquish Neil sends his apologies. Unfortunately his colostomy bag gets changed on the 10th of every month

Wow, that must get pretty heavy after a month?!!

[AMDBSNick]

V8V12VTECwoollie said:

Better dust off the English-Scouse-English dictionary

A dude on the beach has just told me the local dialect in Barbados is similar to "Scouse"

[Jockman]

V8V12VTECwoollie said:

Better dust off the English-Scouse-English dictionary

Don't worry Seemon. I've been following your travails with unstinting curiosity and a modicum of sanguine verbosity.

Lol.

[Jockman]

roughrider said:

Wow, that must get pretty heavy after a month?!!

Indeed.

Ergo on the 9th of the month he is full of st.

[Jockman]

AMDBSNick said:

A dude on the beach has just told me the local dialect in Barbados is similar to "Scouse"

Funny enough....we've just booked Barbados for March next year......then Kalkan again in June......then La Manga again in September!!!

No wonder I can't afford the DBS that Wilmslow keep pushing at me

[F1 NDW]

Jockman said:

Indeed.

Ergo on the 9th of the month he is full of st.

Get stuffed!!!!
I have responsibilities to attend to.

[Jockman]

F1 NDW said:

Get stuffed!!!!
I have responsibilities to attend to.

Listen here, matey...whilst you languish on a drill ship in the Korean Sea I shall be assisting your heavily-pregnant daughter and her hubby move house !!

Well, I did offer the vans

[Jockman]

Retman said:

...can't resist a southern shandy or two. Bit worried I'm under George (on the list) but that will change when he drops out

Andrew - booked the trains and will meet in Soho Square to deliver 'packages' at 12.30 (earlier than last time as I missed my Burger).

I know you lot >love< your watches so buy a copy of The Times today....special section in the middle

[F1 NDW]

Jockman said:

Listen here, matey...whilst you languish on a drill ship in the Korean Sea I shall be assisting your heavily-pregnant daughter and her hubby move house !!

Well, I did offer the vans

I'm in a very nice appartment thank you very much, and I never languish.
Thanks for the help anyway and I'm gutted I cant go.

[George29]

Nick, what time will you get there? I'll require your assistance in finding my way from Euston to the pub again.

[Cockernee]

So that is Jockers & Retman's wallets I will have in my hand by 1.30pm I will obviously buy all of the drinks with said, ill gotten gains.

[Jockman]

GeorgeGump29 said:

Nick, what time will you get there? I'll require your assistance in finding my way from Euston to the pub again.

Tie a piece of string to the train, put the rest in your pocket and walk to Soho. Then you'll be able to find your way back, Forrest.

If you disappear mid-round, we'll know the train has pulled off.

[Jockman]

Cockernee said:

So that is Jockers & Retman's wallets I will have in my hand by 1.30pm I will obviously buy all of the drinks with said, ill gotten gains.

Cockers, I'm afraid Karen will beat you to it !!

She scares me more than you do

[L0TT0]

Jockman said:

Tie a piece of string to the train, put the rest in your pocket and walk to Soho. Then you'll be able to find your way back, Forrest.

If you disappear mid-round, we'll know the train has pulled off.

So George gets pulled off by a train....that's novel

[Cockernee]

Jockman said:

Cockernee said:

So that is Jockers & Retman's wallets I will have in my hand by 1.30pm I will obviously buy all of the drinks with said, ill gotten gains.

Cockers, I'm afraid Karen will beat you to it !!

She scares me more than you do

The difference is you know she is taking your money.

[George29]

Jockman said:

Tie a piece of string to the train, put the rest in your pocket and walk to Soho. Then you'll be able to find your way back, Forrest.

If you disappear mid-round, we'll know the train has pulled off.

That won't help me in finding my way there though will it! I got lost walking to the train station from the pub last time, even whilst on the phone to Nick who was telling me the way to go. It all looks the same!

Not making the mistake of getting a taxi again either. Bloody robbing bds

[Jockman]

George29 said:

That won't help me in finding my way there though will it! I got lost walking to the train station from the pub last time, even whilst on the phone to Nick who was telling me the way to go. It all looks the same!

Not making the mistake of getting a taxi again either. Bloody robbing bds

Can't you use that Uber thingy ?? They still going ??

Do you reckon Nick has insured his veins, you know, like a sports star insures their legs

[Jockman]

Cockernee said:

The difference is you know she is taking your money.

Indeed, John.

I've started keeping my wallet in my front pocket now.....might as well make the theft enjoyable