Pistonheads trip to Monaco Historique

Pistonheads trip to Monaco Historique

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George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Looks a good trip, nice pictures. Love the McLaren cockernee

Neil1300r

5,487 posts

179 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Jockman said:
Does your wife really have a reg plate that says Tourette's ??? FFS.
rofl

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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George29 said:
Looks a good trip, nice pictures. Love the McLaren cockernee
George as a man of engineering, you would be in awe of the technology and engineering that goes into this car. It is simply built for one purpose, without compromise (well except air con and electric seats perhaps smile ) and it delivers performance measured in warp factors and not MPH wink.

The missus hates it though......

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Without copying Nick's post, I can only say what an EPIC trip. Brittany Ferries are responsible for 800 miles and 2 days of motorway driving that are best forgotten, but the rest was awesome. It was a team effort and no one person did more or less to make the trip as good as it was.

Let's do it all again in 2 years, with less motorway and more hooning yes

PiloteAM

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865 posts

211 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
Without copying Nick's post, I can only say what an EPIC trip. Brittany Ferries are responsible for 800 miles and 2 days of motorway driving that are best forgotten, but the rest was awesome. It was a team effort and no one person did more or less to make the trip as good as it was.

Let's do it all again in 2 years, with less motorway and more hooning yes
yes

George29

14,707 posts

165 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
George as a man of engineering, you would be in awe of the technology and engineering that goes into this car. It is simply built for one purpose, without compromise (well except air con and electric seats perhaps smile ) and it delivers performance measured in warp factors and not MPH wink.

The missus hates it though......
Indeed, I adore the Mclaren. I prefer the 12C to the 650S too as it looks a cleaner design imo. One day I'd love to add a 12C Spider to the garage cloud9

L0TT0

2,465 posts

153 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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So....

9 cars left the UK and 9 cars returned thumbup

Combined mileage covered - Around 21000m yikes

Problems - 1x puncture, 1x door module reset (fuse removed and refitted thumbup ),4x Engine fault lights came on, two within sight of Le Shuttle (CTRL-ALT-DEL worked everytime)and a few bits of trim dropping off a car we won't mention wink

Fine Wine consumption - Staggering

"safety" beer consumption - Excessive - There currently may be a shortage through out our route and most hotels we stayed in ran out !!

Times that The Clique motto of "We wait for no-one" was implemented - Less than normal

On the spot speeding tickets - NONE !!!! woohoo

Speed cameras activated ooppss - We will wait and see

Upset French drivers - A few

Laughs and banter - PRICELESS - What a trip !!!


Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Glad you're all back safely.

Tone, you need to lose some weight. Tell the others too. biggrin

PiloteAM

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865 posts

211 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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L0TT0 said:
Fine Wine consumption - Staggering
In years to come people will wonder about the wines-beginning-with-M shortage of 2016.

Not only did we empty people's beer fridges, we also emptied quite a few cellar sections.

mikey k

13,012 posts

217 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
Without copying Nick's post, I can only say what an EPIC trip. Brittany Ferries are responsible for 800 miles and 2 days of motorway driving that are best forgotten, but the rest was awesome. It was a team effort and no one person did more or less to make the trip as good as it was.

Let's do it all again in 2 years, with less motorway and more hooning yes
I'm up for that and have a few routes we can use wink
That trip looks Epic (is that OK to use hehe )
I recognise a fair few of those routes

Not too surprised at this one! winkdriving



Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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L0TT0 said:
and a few bits of trim dropping off a car we won't mention wink
Nothing fell off, it was ripped from the bottom of the car over a junction that sent the car into the air biggrin. The high kerb at the garage removed the rest frown.

We all returned, relatively un-scathed, except Tracy who is now in rehab for nerves and a drinking disorder. They believe the 2 things are connected and has something to do with spending 7 days in a McLaren with a bloke that "don't stop talking" yes

L0TT0

2,465 posts

153 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
...... has something to do with spending 7 days in a McLaren with a bloke that "don't stop talking" yes
rolleyes

Maybe I should have given some 'gaffa tape' to Tracy too

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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L0TT0 said:
Cockernee said:
...... has something to do with spending 7 days in a McLaren with a bloke that "don't stop talking" yes
rolleyes

Maybe I should have given some 'gaffa tape' to Tracy too
thumbup

Cockernee

3,059 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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So I am sure the first question on everyone's mind is what is faster, A Citroen C15D van or a DBS???

https://youtu.be/wwI1UnU2SmI here is the evidence

mikey k

13,012 posts

217 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
So I am sure the first question on everyone's mind is what is faster, A Citroen C15D van or a DBS???

https://youtu.be/wwI1UnU2SmI here is the evidence
hehe ooops!

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Obviously seen his 'derriere' !!

Neil1300r

5,487 posts

179 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Cockernee said:
So I am sure the first question on everyone's mind is what is faster, A Citroen C15D van or a DBS???

https://youtu.be/wwI1UnU2SmI here is the evidence
rofl

That is brilliant

FrogInLondon

70 posts

137 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Hi Guys,
Sounds that you had a good drive.

Probably the best 10 minutes video I saw for a long time! The C15D driver is really going for it. It will be interesting to see if he has a posted on youtube his recording from his phone.

Was Lotto the car ahead of the C15D?

Jockman

17,917 posts

161 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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FrogInLondon said:
Hi Guys,

Was Lotto the car ahead of the C15D?
Who else drives like that?

Btw...bonjour, Nicholas smile

L0TT0

2,465 posts

153 months

Friday 20th May 2016
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Jockman said:
FrogInLondon said:
Hi Guys,

Was Lotto the car ahead of the C15D?
Who else drives like that?

Btw...bonjour, Nicholas smile
Certainly not you Jockers...You would have been miles behind him wavey