What have you done to your BMW today?

What have you done to your BMW today?

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StuntmanMike

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11,671 posts

151 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Saturday I decided to change the crank case breather.
Four hours later I have the offending part out and another hour spent connecting the new on up, this morning I have got to put everything back together.

This job is a ball ache.

Over to you ...

4rephill

5,040 posts

178 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Smiled at her because she's coming up to being 18 years old (E36 328i Sport), she's got 158,000 miles under her belt, she uses more oil than Oliver Reed used alcohol, she's got more rattles than a pcensoreded off Rattlesnake, she's a daily hack that gets a bit neglected and yet somehow she got through yet another MOT (at BMW) with no work required! - And all for £29.95!

(She did have a couple of advisories: slight oil mist on a rear shocker, slight engine oil leak, loose heat shields, slightly wear in the upper steering column bearing and only 2mm left on the front brake pads - But nothing that was a fail!)

I was bracing Myself for a failure on emissions and having to find a replacement for her, trampsing all across the country looking at E46 330 coupes over the weekend, but no! - She lives to fight another year!

She's like a Top Gear challenge car - Despite everything, she just keeps going! (And everything still works on her! - Well, TBH, you can only run the air-con for short periods because the Aux fan has seized [should really find time to replace it!], but everything else works perfectly!)

Love that car! smile

StuntmanMike

Original Poster:

11,671 posts

151 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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StuntmanMike

Original Poster:

11,671 posts

151 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Right, jobs done, car runs and there are no codes thrown up, lumpy cold tick over cured, I'm really chuffed with it.

Two things if you want to do this job.
One, buy the breather that comes with all the pipes, every pipe broke on mine, they are plastic and old.

Two, remove the dipstick tube and clean out using a cable tie and Gunk. If you don't you have wasted your time and money doing this.

Now I have a split intake boot and rocker cover gasket to do next.

Mysterae

93 posts

141 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Replaced the rear heated screen's fuse in my F13 640d. The previous owner had fitted one of the fuse types that glow when they are okay. I think it might be a sign that it's popped before.

Mr Tidy

22,310 posts

127 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Spanked my Z4 Coupe around a bit this morning getting lost going to a PH Thames Valley/Surrey meet-up and arrived as the last to leave were doing just that - bl**dy Garmin! Z4 is not ideal for single-track roads with passing places and floods!
Still after I got home I fixed the windscreen washers on my daily, a 325Ti Compact.
They stopped working a few weeks ago when it got really cold, which I put down to a lack of additive as the washer bottle had plain water in it and an iceberg fit to sink the Titanic!(It passed an MOT in Nov 14)!
But the mesh filter on the pump was full of cr*p - an old toothbrush cleaned it up a treat and I put in some additive so all good now. clap
Just need to fix the rear wiper and get the right struts for the self-opening hatch to work!

s m

23,223 posts

203 months

Sunday 15th February 2015
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Everything is as it should be on mine so I just washed it and gave it a quick polish

Streetym89

933 posts

150 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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Sold it hehe

drophead

1,056 posts

157 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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325ti was treated to a new radiator, hoses, expansion tank and fresh coolant!

bigdom

2,084 posts

145 months

Monday 16th February 2015
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Washer fluid

RC1

4,097 posts

219 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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just left this on the alpina forum but thought id share in case anyones interested



Having had my wheels refurbed by lepsons some months ago they had accumulated some stubborn brake dust despite being regularly cleaned with bilberry.

with the benefit of some time i thought id try to get them a bit cleaner whilst they were off the car for the winter. heres a summary of what i did for anyone that might be interested

- liberally rinse with apc and warm water using detailing brush and noodle mit, 2 bucket method
- allow to dry
- apply tardis to inside and outside and leave to dwell
- warm up bilt hamber claybar and work each wheel with liberal doses of quick detailer
- rinse again with apc solution
- spray on dragons breath and allow to dwell
- rinse off dragons breath
- allow to dry and check work
- some stubborn tar spots needed more attention so went nuclear on them
- final rinse and allow to dry and finish with microfibre
- dress walls with autoglym rubber dressing and store

in the final step, ill run the claybar over them again before applying a good coat of fk1000p before sticking them back on the car

it really is a pita job to do and the brake dust only started to shift once i got at the wheels with the clay bar

they do look good and will look better once ive put the sealant on

creepy coupe

302 posts

133 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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4rephill said:
Smiled at her because she's coming up to being 18 years old (E36 328i Sport), she's got 158,000 miles under her belt, she uses more oil than Oliver Reed used alcohol, she's got more rattles than a pcensoreded off Rattlesnake, she's a daily hack that gets a bit neglected and yet somehow she got through yet another MOT (at BMW) with no work required! - And all for £29.95!

(She did have a couple of advisories: slight oil mist on a rear shocker, slight engine oil leak, loose heat shields, slightly wear in the upper steering column bearing and only 2mm left on the front brake pads - But nothing that was a fail!)

I was bracing Myself for a failure on emissions and having to find a replacement for her, trampsing all across the country looking at E46 330 coupes over the weekend, but no! - She lives to fight another year!

She's like a Top Gear challenge car - Despite everything, she just keeps going! (And everything still works on her! - Well, TBH, you can only run the air-con for short periods because the Aux fan has seized [should really find time to replace it!], but everything else works perfectly!)

Love that car! smile
Great story smile

Simes205

4,538 posts

228 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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Driven it, which is weird because my wife normally has it during the week.
I did buy 2 shocks and 3 new rft last week though.

Jayyylo

985 posts

147 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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I recently changed the final stage resistor on my e46. That was a right PITA but thankfully it cured the problem as my diagnosis was a complete guess.
This week the brakes got a bit of fettling as the front started binding on and causing serious heat and wheel shake.
Today I screwed on some number plates.

LanceRS

2,172 posts

137 months

Wednesday 18th February 2015
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Had to accept that the insurance company have written off my e36 328 sport after it was rear ended on the A40. The damage does not look too bad but it has creased the boot floor a bit and is 'not financially viable to repair'.
The biggest problem has been getting paid out properly, according to the insurance industry, the amount that people are asking for their cars , has absolutely no relevance to their actual value! As such they have refused to pay me more than about half what a replacement will cost (if I could find one in a condition and spec that i wanted).

Rant over, the search is now on for a decent e46 330 coupe at a sensible price.

exiged

33 posts

146 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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Apologised to if for having not yet fitted the m performance front splitter i bought it

ftypical

457 posts

118 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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Had it serviced by a BMW Main Dealer. All 13 years and 160k miles of 330ci.

roofer

5,136 posts

211 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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Kicked it, as the rear PDC packed up. It'll be getting another in the morning an all !

drmark

4,836 posts

186 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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RC1 said:
just left this on the alpina forum but thought id share in case anyones interested



Having had my wheels refurbed by lepsons some months ago they had accumulated some stubborn brake dust despite being regularly cleaned with bilberry.

with the benefit of some time i thought id try to get them a bit cleaner whilst they were off the car for the winter. heres a summary of what i did for anyone that might be interested

- liberally rinse with apc and warm water using detailing brush and noodle mit, 2 bucket method
- allow to dry
- apply tardis to inside and outside and leave to dwell
- warm up bilt hamber claybar and work each wheel with liberal doses of quick detailer
- rinse again with apc solution
- spray on dragons breath and allow to dwell
- rinse off dragons breath
- allow to dry and check work
- some stubborn tar spots needed more attention so went nuclear on them
- final rinse and allow to dry and finish with microfibre
- dress walls with autoglym rubber dressing and store

in the final step, ill run the claybar over them again before applying a good coat of fk1000p before sticking them back on the car

it really is a pita job to do and the brake dust only started to shift once i got at the wheels with the clay bar

they do look good and will look better once ive put the sealant on
You are kidding .... aren't you?
And what the hell is a noodle mit, or dragon's breath?
One of us needs to get out more wink

Edited to add: just put my winters away after this complex protocol.
Jet wash
Wash with bucket of soapy water and an old sponge.
Look like new!
Simples




Edited by drmark on Thursday 19th February 20:21

MajorBeef

2,878 posts

206 months

Thursday 19th February 2015
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De-chromed the front end today...