OMG How does anyone think this is what an E39 needs?

[wibblebrain]

Tasteless 530i a travesty

[Denis O]

How about that. A "refurnished valvetronic"

Where did the parts come from. Fecking Ikea.

Yuck by the way.

[andyiley]

Tilted headlights!

Shame English is obviously his second language!

[LanceRS]

Even stranger, there are 15 people watching it!

[Gad-Westy]

Mmmmm. Subtle.

[Triumph Man]

Ah yes, the E39 has fallen, as all BMWs do during their lives, into the realms of "that" kind of owner.

Nice to see it has had a new rocket cover.

[Doink]

'Fully repainted', which half is that then the top or bottom half?

'Sport front bumber' What's 'sport' about it, just looks like a poorly made cheap fibreglass job?

'M5 mirror', what just one or both?

'Tilted lights', which way up or down?

'Xenon angel eyes', take your word for it, I can't see!

'New rocket cover', always good to keep your rockets covered

'Refurnished valvetronic' is that fully refurnished or part refurnished

Is this one of those eastern European spec ones, coming from kings lynn an all?