Show Me Your BMW!!!!!!!!!

Show Me Your BMW!!!!!!!!!

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MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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p1stonhead said:
Actually I think he may be right. They are all from the factory.

Still wrong IMO as its nothing remotely 'M' anyway despite being able to get the badges from BMW.
Nope, only M cars have the M badge (and model designation) on the front grill.

HelmutVisorcover

7 posts

171 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Wow, almost opened the 'M badge wker' can of worms here! If BMW want to stick M Tech on various lines of cars, thats up to them and its clearly been a marketing success. I do tend to think they've gone a little overboard though. I'll just have to stick with my 0-60 of 4.5 secs and a torque figure of 650Nm as I consider my inferior brand new car. The whole M Car snobbery is a bit bizarre at times. True, when you see a 120d plastered in them or an old E36 316 dressed up to look like an M3 it is a little sad.

I actually chose not to buy an M4 and decided to buy the 435d XDrive instead (full M package brakes and suspension with AC Schnitzer coils). Simple choice of all round realistic performance on a day to day level added to better economics with only a slight degrade on usable performance. 4x4 is breathtaking with launch control, torque is astounding, handling is sharp. Tie that to 42mpg, cheap insurance and road tax of about £140 and the difference of 0.4 secs on the 0-60 becomes insignificant. After remap, 750Nm of torque and a 0-60 of 4.0.

Some see getting a 'proper M car' as the pinnacle but in the real grown up world, getting a potent useable car that doesnt have some of the vices of an M defeats the snobbery.

So if you would like to be a snob when you pull up next to me in an ageing M car, please phone BMW and complain. We can race between petrol stations and cash points tongue outbiggrin

HelmutVisorcover

7 posts

171 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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And I forgot to mention, lovely looking BMWs there chaps!

XM5ER

5,091 posts

248 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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DJMC said:
Well, not mine but just had to share it with you.
Snapped today outside the Mall at Millenia, Kissemee, Florida...





I'm guessing it's an X6? (or was once).
I'm trying to understand why someone that dumb has access to so much cash.
It looks like a pisstake photoshop job, is it really real?

2 GKC

1,896 posts

105 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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p1stonhead said:
It really is nice isnt it!

Only thing I would do is remove the fake M badges.

Other than that, pretty damn nice!
Not for me. Lovely, lovely car. Great interior. But the exterior is just too black for me, especially the grill. Footballer spec surely?!

MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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HelmutVisorcover said:
Wow, almost opened the 'M badge wker' can of worms here! If BMW want to stick M Tech on various lines of cars, thats up to them and its clearly been a marketing success. I do tend to think they've gone a little overboard though. I'll just have to stick with my 0-60 of 4.5 secs and a torque figure of 650Nm as I consider my inferior brand new car. The whole M Car snobbery is a bit bizarre at times. True, when you see a 120d plastered in them or an old E36 316 dressed up to look like an M3 it is a little sad.

I actually chose not to buy an M4 and decided to buy the 435d XDrive instead (full M package brakes and suspension with AC Schnitzer coils). Simple choice of all round realistic performance on a day to day level added to better economics with only a slight degrade on usable performance. 4x4 is breathtaking with launch control, torque is astounding, handling is sharp. Tie that to 42mpg, cheap insurance and road tax of about £140 and the difference of 0.4 secs on the 0-60 becomes insignificant. After remap, 750Nm of torque and a 0-60 of 4.0.

Some see getting a 'proper M car' as the pinnacle but in the real grown up world, getting a potent useable car that doesnt have some of the vices of an M defeats the snobbery.

So if you would like to be a snob when you pull up next to me in an ageing M car, please phone BMW and complain. We can race between petrol stations and cash points tongue outbiggrin
It was just the front grill badge I had an issue with, none of the rest. You have a very nice looking car with good performance and economy to boot, you should be happy. However I hate seeing non factory M badges on non M cars.

I don't want to start an argument as the 435D is no doubt a great car, however even with ACS springs they just aren't comparable to an M car.

p1stonhead

25,544 posts

167 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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HelmutVisorcover said:
Wow, almost opened the 'M badge wker' can of worms here! If BMW want to stick M Tech on various lines of cars, thats up to them and its clearly been a marketing success. I do tend to think they've gone a little overboard though. I'll just have to stick with my 0-60 of 4.5 secs and a torque figure of 650Nm as I consider my inferior brand new car. The whole M Car snobbery is a bit bizarre at times. True, when you see a 120d plastered in them or an old E36 316 dressed up to look like an M3 it is a little sad.

I actually chose not to buy an M4 and decided to buy the 435d XDrive instead (full M package brakes and suspension with AC Schnitzer coils). Simple choice of all round realistic performance on a day to day level added to better economics with only a slight degrade on usable performance. 4x4 is breathtaking with launch control, torque is astounding, handling is sharp. Tie that to 42mpg, cheap insurance and road tax of about £140 and the difference of 0.4 secs on the 0-60 becomes insignificant. After remap, 750Nm of torque and a 0-60 of 4.0.

Some see getting a 'proper M car' as the pinnacle but in the real grown up world, getting a potent useable car that doesnt have some of the vices of an M defeats the snobbery.

So if you would like to be a snob when you pull up next to me in an ageing M car, please phone BMW and complain. We can race between petrol stations and cash points tongue outbiggrin
But defensive of your fake badge don't you think? hehe

If you think your non-m diesel is better than an 'M', why add the front badge afterwards? wink

HelmutVisorcover

7 posts

171 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Quite amusing when the M knitting circle starts clucking.....

wink

Fox-

13,238 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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I also have an M Sport BMW diesel - which I'm very fond of - but I'd never dream of saying it has 'Full M package suspension' as that implies some sort of relationship to that found on the M5. In reality it's got lower springs and different dampers over an SE.

I've got the same engine and gearbox as you (Albeit with one less turbo) and agree - the performance, drive ability and brilliantly way it blends this performance with palatable running costs is fantastic and means I definitely prefer the idea of running it to the idea of running an M5.

I have also had the pleasure of driving an M5 and it was absolutely in another league in every possible way. So rather than pour scorn and try and compare mine to the genuine M cars, I simply admire them when I see them about and respect the fact that in probably no other marque can two cars look so similar and yet be so different. I have nothing but respect for those true petrolheads who pick an 'ageing M car' over a newer diesel M Sport. I don't have the stones to do it, but I'm glad they do, as should any car enthusiast.

Because lets face it - if suddenly money wasn't an issue at all, we'd all drive the M car, wouldn't we?

p1stonhead

25,544 posts

167 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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HelmutVisorcover said:
Quite amusing when the M knitting circle starts clucking.....

wink
I honestly couldn't care less (all I said was I wouldn't personally out them on) but it's quite fun to see the defensiveness of a diesel commuting (that's all it is) car come out when compared against an actual M hehe

Genuine question, why add the m badge? I'm genuinely curious.

Edited by p1stonhead on Wednesday 5th October 17:38

Fox-

13,238 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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p1stonhead said:
a diesel commuting (that's all it is) car
That's not really fair either - if that's really all it is then it'd be a 320d. The performance of a 435xd surely puts it beyond the realms of just being a 'diesel commuting car'.

AB

16,984 posts

195 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Fox- said:
I also have an M Sport BMW diesel - which I'm very fond of - but I'd never dream of saying it has 'Full M package suspension' as that implies some sort of relationship to that found on the M5. In reality it's got lower springs and different dampers over an SE.

I've got the same engine and gearbox as you (Albeit with one less turbo) and agree - the performance, drive ability and brilliantly way it blends this performance with palatable running costs is fantastic and means I definitely prefer the idea of running it to the idea of running an M5.

I have also had the pleasure of driving an M5 and it was absolutely in another league in every possible way. So rather than pour scorn and try and compare mine to the genuine M cars, I simply admire them when I see them about and respect the fact that in probably no other marque can two cars look so similar and yet be so different. I have nothing but respect for those true petrolheads who pick an 'ageing M car' over a newer diesel M Sport. I don't have the stones to do it, but I'm glad they do, as should any car enthusiast.

Because lets face it - if suddenly money wasn't an issue at all, we'd all drive the M car, wouldn't we?
It's not often I find myself agreeing with you... but I REALLY want an M4 grumpy

cerb4.5lee

30,573 posts

180 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Fox- said:
Because lets face it - if suddenly money wasn't an issue at all, we'd all drive the M car, wouldn't we?
Exactly and if money wasn't an object I wouldn't be running a 640d with all its dieselness short comings, I'd be running a M6.

You just can't compare the two and surely the only reason you run a diesel is for the cost savings.

It's not often I praise M cars but for me a 435d can't be compared to a M4, likewise a 640d is nothing like a M6.

My heart sinks everytime I start the 640d up...I don't think I'd feel like that with the M6 that's for sure.

p1stonhead

25,544 posts

167 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Fox- said:
p1stonhead said:
a diesel commuting (that's all it is) car
That's not really fair either - if that's really all it is then it'd be a 320d. The performance of a 435xd surely puts it beyond the realms of just being a 'diesel commuting car'.
I'd still say that's where it would be used 90% of the time. Where else would you use it? I wouldn't ever dream about taking something like that out for a drive for the sake of it or take it in track. I have a 325d which whilst slower, is probably the same dynamically and it is ok but I'd never go for a fun drive in it.

Fox-

13,238 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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p1stonhead said:
I'd still say that's where it would be used 90% of the time. Where else would you use it? I wouldn't ever dream about taking something like that out for a drive for the sake of it or take it in track. I have a 325d which whilst slower, is probably the same dynamically and it is ok but I'd never go for a fun drive in it.
I doubt most M cars are used mostly for aimless fun drives either though.

MWM3

1,763 posts

122 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Fox- said:
I doubt most M cars are used mostly for aimless fun drives either though.
About 50/50 for me between fun and commute.

DJMC

3,438 posts

103 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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XM5ER said:
I'm trying to understand why someone that dumb has access to so much cash.
It looks like a pisstake photoshop job, is it really real?
Yes, it's real. I did a double take when I spotted it as it looks so unreal.

dufctubs

191 posts

152 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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A recent upgrade from my F10, really liking the extra toys and a rarer mode as well !!




E24man

6,714 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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Fox- said:
p1stonhead said:
a diesel commuting (that's all it is) car
That's not really fair either - if that's really all it is then it'd be a 320d. The performance of a 435xd surely puts it beyond the realms of just being a 'diesel commuting car'.
We bought a 435xd Cabriolet MSport as a diesel commuting tool. It's ease of use and economic performance means it is just that. The performance may be greater than that of a 320d but it is only on a par for most three litre diesels these days, and we chose the 435xd specifically for the four wheel drive. We considered an M3 and test drove that as well as a few other sports cars but in the end a 435xd fitted the car usage better than other considerations. I was delighted that ours came without any external '///M' badges as they are as has been mentioned, a marketing tool. The creeping proliferation of '///M' badges across BMW cars has reached epidemic proportions and it is actually pleasing and rare to find a modern BMW without them. I have owned two BMW Motorsport cars alongside many other BMW cars and I have to say there is a night and day difference between them.

HelmutVisorcover said:
Wow, almost opened the 'M badge wker' can of worms here! If BMW want to stick M Tech on various lines of cars, thats up to them and its clearly been a marketing success. I do tend to think they've gone a little overboard though. I'll just have to stick with my 0-60 of 4.5 secs and a torque figure of 650Nm as I consider my inferior brand new car. The whole M Car snobbery is a bit bizarre at times. True, when you see a 120d plastered in them or an old E36 316 dressed up to look like an M3 it is a little sad.
But isn't this just what you've done by adding an '///M' grill badge to your car? You've acknowledged that they are a successful marketing tool so I wonder why and what you are marketing by adding to the number and visibility of marketing badges around your car?

Fox-

13,238 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th October 2016
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E24man said:
We bought a 435xd Cabriolet MSport as a diesel commuting tool.
Why didn't you buy a 320xd saloon instead? Because it isn't really 'just' a commuting tool and you'll get more out of it than just the daily grind to work and back, hence your decision to opt for the powerful cabriolet smile