Hating BMW Drivers...advice please

[alfabadass]

One rule that remains eternal... Alfa Owners r00lz!!1

[sparks87]

alfabadass said:

One rule that remains eternal... Alfa Owners r00lz!!1

Indeed they do r00lz....... the hard shoulder that is

What? I've been stereotyped, so now its my turn

Edited by sparks87 on Monday 8th December 16:51

[cslgirl]

There are a lot of tts in all kinds of cars but I particularly dislike anyone driving a nissan micra or a rover of any sort.

[largerandrock]

I work at BMW and i hate BMW drivers that includes my OH and me

[Alfahorn]

LHDisbest said:

Alfahorn said:

Anyone driving a 3 series, to a less extend a 5 series.

Anyway BMW over 10 years old as they are normally being driven by knuckle draggers.

Does that mean i'm one? Hang on my car's only 9...

Sell it quick!

[Twincam16]

cslgirl said:

There are a lot of tts in all kinds of cars but I particularly dislike anyone driving a nissan micra or a rover of any sort.

Even this one?

[Jack Blag]

Ignoring Audi and BMW drivers for a minute, are we allowed to hate pensioners who drive Micras at 20mph?

[bmw2002]

Or this one?

[alfabadass]

Especially that one.

[Charmless man]

All Audi drivers are Cocks
All BMW drivers are Tossers

Whilst I’m at it..
Alfa Romeo drivers all think they’re good in bed
Ferrari drivers have good tans
Lamborghini drivers, better tans than Ferrari drivers
All Van drivers read the sun
Caterham Drives have beards
Atom drivers have more manicured beards than Caterham drivers
Morgan driver’s wives have beards
Bristol drivers have their own family tweed
Mercedes drivers are old
Toyota drivers are older Mercedes drivers
All Lexus drivers ARE Alan Partridge
All Citroen drivers are French
Peugeot drivers want to be French
Renault drivers have no imagination
Saab drivers think they have an imagination
Golf drivers think they dress well
Seat drivers dress better than VW drivers
Skoda drivers are old and cheap
All Jaguar drivers smoke a pipe and are old.

Anymore generalisations?....

[bob1179]

cslgirl said:

There are a lot of tts in all kinds of cars but I particularly dislike anyone driving a nissan micra or a rover of any sort.

I'm not doing well in this thread, I drive BMW's and a Rover!

Zut alors!

[TehMonkey]

Charmless man said:

All Audi drivers are Cocks
All BMW drivers are Tossers

Whilst I’m at it..
Alfa Romeo drivers all think they’re good in bed
Ferrari drivers have good tans
Lamborghini drivers, better tans than Ferrari drivers
All Van drivers read the sun
Caterham Drives have beards
Atom drivers have more manicured beards than Caterham drivers
Morgan driver’s wives have beards
Bristol drivers have their own family tweed
Mercedes drivers are old
Toyota drivers are older Mercedes drivers
All Lexus drivers ARE Alan Partridge
All Citroen drivers are French
Peugeot drivers want to be French
Renault drivers have no imagination
Saab drivers think they have an imagination
Golf drivers think they dress well
Seat drivers dress better than VW drivers
Skoda drivers are old and cheap
All Jaguar drivers smoke a pipe and are old.

Anymore generalisations?....

The problem you've encoutered this is that most of those sterotypes are correct.

[posterboy]

alfabadass said:

One rule that remains eternal... Alfa Owners r00lz!!1

If the car stars up..

[Twincam16]

Charmless man said:

All Audi drivers are Cocks
All BMW drivers are Tossers

Whilst I’m at it..
Alfa Romeo drivers all think they’re good in bed
Ferrari drivers have good tans
Lamborghini drivers, better tans than Ferrari drivers
All Van drivers read the sun
Caterham Drives have beards
Atom drivers have more manicured beards than Caterham drivers
Morgan driver’s wives have beards
Bristol drivers have their own family tweed
Mercedes drivers are old
Toyota drivers are older Mercedes drivers
All Lexus drivers ARE Alan Partridge
All Citroen drivers are French
Peugeot drivers want to be French
Renault drivers have no imagination
Saab drivers think they have an imagination
Golf drivers think they dress well
Seat drivers dress better than VW drivers
Skoda drivers are old and cheap
All Jaguar drivers smoke a pipe and are old.

Anymore generalisations?....

Oh, course, loads:

MG drivers like nothing better than their cars breaking down as it gives them the chance to repair it, which they enjoy more than driving it.

Kia drivers shop exclusively at Netto.

Aston Martin drivers all think they're James Bond

Bentley Continental GT drivers are all tasteless footballers

American muscle car drivers all wish they were inbred in the deep south, have a confederate flag pinned on their living room wall and go hunting every summer.

American luxury car drivers all wish they were hip-hop stars

SUV drivers are pillocks who can't see where they're going

Daimlers are all driven by local councillors

Ford drivers buy their cars on the recommendation of What Car?

Honda drivers are boring

Lotuses are all driven by people who reckon they'd stand a decent chance in an F1 Grand Prix

Mazda RX-7/8 drivers all think everyone else has the wrong type of engine

Mitsubishi Evo drivers have no taste

Subaru Imprezas are all driven by people who reckon they'd stand a decent chance in a WRC Rally

Porsches are all driven by Thatcherite '80s throwbacks

Rovers aren't actually driven, the drivers died at the wheel and their corpse still exudes a smidgin of pressure on the accelerator

Toyotas are driven by thinkofthechildrenists

TVRs are driven by nutters

Vauxhall drivers all have a voodoo doll of Jeremy Clarkson hanging from the rear-view mirror

Volvo drivers are even worse thinkofthechildrenists than Toyota drivers

[E31Shrew]

Twincam16 said:

LHDisbest said:

Alfahorn said:

Anyone driving a 3 series, to a less extend a 5 series.

Anyway BMW over 10 years old as they are normally being driven by knuckle draggers.

Does that mean i'm one? Hang on my car's only 9...

'Any BMW over 10 years old' includes these:

Well said! I thought I was going to be disliked even more

[carmonk]

Cowboy walks into a car dealership. "Audi"

[J400uk]

The problem is toyota prius drivers, they are the ones I get annoyed with. Jaguar X-Types also seem to be attracting the wrong type of drivers..

Don't have a problem with most BMW and Audi drivers, although they do sadly seem to be driven by more cocks that most other cars..

Edited by J400uk on Monday 8th December 18:20

[dan101smith]

I can be a cock in anything, it doesn't need to be my BMW

[berry100]

dan101smith said:

I can be a cock in anything, it doesn't need to be my BMW

+1

[Jimbeaux]

carmonk said:

Cowboy walks into a car dealership. "Audi"

Poke yourself in the eye of your choice with a pencil. Proof of the deed required.