Hating BMW Drivers...advice please

[french]

TehMonkey said:

Charmless man said:

All Audi drivers are Cocks
All BMW drivers are Tossers

Whilst I’m at it..
Alfa Romeo drivers all think they’re good in bed
Ferrari drivers have good tans
Lamborghini drivers, better tans than Ferrari drivers
All Van drivers read the sun
Caterham Drives have beards
Atom drivers have more manicured beards than Caterham drivers
Morgan driver’s wives have beards
Bristol drivers have their own family tweed
Mercedes drivers are old
Toyota drivers are older Mercedes drivers
All Lexus drivers ARE Alan Partridge
All Citroen drivers are French
Peugeot drivers want to be French
Renault drivers have no imagination
Saab drivers think they have an imagination
Golf drivers think they dress well
Seat drivers dress better than VW drivers
Skoda drivers are old and cheap
All Jaguar drivers smoke a pipe and are old.

Anymore generalisations?....

The problem you've encoutered this is that most of those sterotypes are correct.

Shut up or I'll tell your dad !

[chrisr29]

I hate anyone who gets in my way, sod what car they're in!

[Romanymagic]

David1975 said:

TehMonkey said:

Nope. BMW drivers are still wkers. And for some reason Jaguar XF drivers too.

This is the response i was looking for!

All bmw drivers are tts or drivers of just a few select models?

Edited by David1975 on Monday 8th December 16:26

Aah bless, anything else you are looking for, a small padded cell for example?

Feckin tt!!!

[cslgirl]

bmw2002 said:

Or this one?

LOL, these ones I mean.....

[cslgirl]

Twincam16 said:

cslgirl said:

There are a lot of tts in all kinds of cars but I particularly dislike anyone driving a nissan micra or a rover of any sort.

Even this one?

If I saw that in my rear view mirror I would definitely move out of the way lol!