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Taras
Original Poster
67 posts
55 months
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This is more an attempt at social correlation than a general posting, the subject being the relationship between taking a girl for a ride.... and getting my end away.
Now I've not taken many girls out on the bike before so I don't have much data to compare, and the gab is certainly a gift I missed out on so I don't suppose the situation will improve in the future. So, as the question stands... do you guys find that if she gets on one, she'll then get on the other after?
Obviously family members are excluded from the investigation!
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creampuff
1,220 posts
12 months
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That's a bit limiting excluding family members, isn't it!
From what I've heard, your plan works better on a V-twin rather than an IL-4. The vibes.....
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VidalBaboon
8,851 posts
84 months
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Hey baby, hold on to this!
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mr wiki
373 posts
75 months
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John Laverick
1,361 posts
83 months
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No they don't ... just talk to them. You'll soon get them in bed.
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rhinochopig
16,050 posts
67 months
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You could increase your chances by soaking her helmet in chloroform before you take her out.
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hornetrider
40,743 posts
74 months
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John Laverick said: No they don't ... just talk to them. You'll soon get them in bed. Or not... in this case
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nibz1981
141 posts
16 months
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i find alcohol is a massive help.
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bass gt3
3,751 posts
102 months
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nibz1981 said: i find alcohol is a massive help. Try staying away from the mingers then!!
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G Man
3,993 posts
129 months
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nibz1981 said: i find alcohol is a massive help. For you or her ?
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hornetrider
40,743 posts
74 months
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bass gt3 said: Try staying away from the mingers then!! And the bike.
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bob1179
13,450 posts
78 months
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A swift blow to the back of the head and she'll do anything... Chicks obviously dig bikes, but I tend to find a lot of them scream a lot when it leans over just a little bit when you come to a corner. They fidget and are generally annoying and upset the balance of the bike. Hence the reason I reckon I'm so lucky - my missus just sits on the back and is quite happy to lean with the bike, enjoys the acceleration and is happy to sit there for hours as we like to go on long rides together. She is even happy to clean the bike for me afterwards (once she has made me a nice cup of tea and a sandwich obviously). You need one like that. Test a few out before you pick one is my recommendation. 
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nibz1981
141 posts
16 months
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bit of both if im honest. I have no standards so its always nice to bring it down to a level playing field.
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VidalBaboon
8,851 posts
84 months
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hornetrider said: John Laverick said: No they don't ... just talk to them. You'll soon get them in bed. Or not... in this case Exactly, the guy is an Engineering Student, girls aren't impressed by the guys ability to manipulate algebraic formula or his broad knowledge of thermodynamics. f  k knows what they want at that age, some of the girls in the elf and bewty wing at the college I attended were thick as fookin mince and frankly, a bit odd. Best to do as the Romans do by looking and acting dim, then pounce like a predatory tiger with a 140IQ by working out the best strike angle of attack from the bushes by the bus shelter. bass gt3 said: nibz1981 said: i find alcohol is a massive help. Try staying away from the mingers then!! Don't be daft, they're the best ones.
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bob1179
13,450 posts
78 months
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VidalBaboon said: hornetrider said: John Laverick said: No they don't ... just talk to them. You'll soon get them in bed. Or not... in this case Exactly, the guy is an Engineering Student, girls aren't impressed by the guys ability to manipulate algebraic formula or his broad knowledge of thermodynamics. f k knows what they want at that age, some of the girls in the elf and bewty wing at the college I attended were thick as fookin mince and frankly, a bit odd. Best to do as the Romans do by looking and acting dim, then pounce like a predatory tiger with a 140IQ by working out the best strike angle of attack from the bushes by the bus shelter. I spent most of my engineering degree drunk. I reckon that is the way forward. That and epically (sp?) low standards. Combine the two and you never fail to get laid on a night out...
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nibz1981
141 posts
16 months
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VidalBaboon said: Don't be daft, they're the best ones. spoken like a true sexual predator
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John Laverick
1,361 posts
83 months
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VidalBaboon said: Exactly, the guy is an Engineering Student, girls aren't impressed by the guys ability to manipulate algebraic formula or his broad knowledge of thermodynamics. f k knows what they want at that age, some of the girls in the elf and bewty wing at the college I attended were thick as fookin mince and frankly, a bit odd. Best to do as the Romans do by looking and acting dim, then pounce like a predatory tiger with a 140IQ by working out the best strike angle of attack from the bushes by the bus shelter. Hey ... I'm an engineering graduate [well 10 years ago I was anyway]! In my [extensive  ] experience many girls 'like' the idea of getting on the back; very few ever do. Of those that do very few actually enjoy it and none have ever ended up in bed with me.  I know you've said you don't have the gift of the gab but unfortunately it's something you'll have to practice at!
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CBR JGWRR
5,074 posts
18 months
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No wheelies, no kneedown, they make the bike tense up.
I recommend a buell. If that doesn't set her off, nothing will.
They can actually move around a car park on idle in neutral, with the vibes.
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Taras
Original Poster
67 posts
55 months
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John Laverick said: VidalBaboon said: Exactly, the guy is an Engineering Student, girls aren't impressed by the guys ability to manipulate algebraic formula or his broad knowledge of thermodynamics. f k knows what they want at that age, some of the girls in the elf and bewty wing at the college I attended were thick as fookin mince and frankly, a bit odd. Best to do as the Romans do by looking and acting dim, then pounce like a predatory tiger with a 140IQ by working out the best strike angle of attack from the bushes by the bus shelter. Hey ... I'm an engineering graduate [well 10 years ago I was anyway]! In my [extensive ] experience many girls 'like' the idea of getting on the back; very few ever do. Of those that do very few actually enjoy it and none have ever ended up in bed with me. I know you've said you don't have the gift of the gab but unfortunately it's something you'll have to practice at! This is the blight of the enngineering student unfortunately. Girl have no interest in the maths or sciences, and if we're not cramming in countless laws and equations for one of several thousand assignments then we're getting drunk/playing with the motor. This leaves no time for obtaining the 'gab' and ultimately leaves our beds rather cold and empty. This was just something I've noticed through friends antics involving their various 'machines' (pun intended) and wasn't intended as a 'help me get laid' thread btw... promise  It was apparent from a young age that life never had much in plan for my loins.
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smack
8,277 posts
60 months
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I can't say much, as the OH is on here, and rides a bike, and it will just get me into trouble.
But in years past, any girls that got onto the back of my bike I found was a 'sure thing', with 100% success rate.
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