The Motorbike Show

[srob]

On at 9 on ITV4, there's a bit from Banbury vintage bike run on tonight.

Probably be 10 seconds at the end

[RumpleFugly]

He'll probably slip on some oil, break his hip and end up with another 10 minute feature at a hospital

[srob]

He was with his arm in a sling when he was there!

[peteO]

the program is a bit st but not as bad as you lot are making out.... what else is there to watch? fking mongs from essex and chelsea and big brother... thats about it

[Hooli]

Watching now, lets see if he says anything interesting.

[Fleegle]

peteO said:

the program is a bit st but not as bad as you lot are making out.... what else is there to watch? fking mongs from essex and chelsea and big brother... thats about it

You are jesting aren't you?

The guy is a complete feckwit. If you close your eyes, the sound/tone of his presenting takes you back to the seventies presentation skills of Blue Peter and other kids programmes

With a bit of luck, the sidecar will become detached from the bike at a fork in the road and he will crash through a barn door, smashing through the other side collecting loads of straw and a chicken, before rolling in to a very deep pond and drowning

[srob]

Apparently he's hurt his shoulder

[Hooli]

srob said:

Apparently he's hurt his shoulder

Has he mentioned that yet? I hadn't noticed

[srob]

They managed to miss quite a bit of Banbury! Looks like they filmed either very early or late, as the bike park was heaving all day!

They also made it out that everyone trundled round at 15mph

[moanthebairns]

turned it off after 5 minutes.

the other half who knows nothing about bikes said "do they ever show real bikes on this, it's just they kinda bikes"

I think she meant its all older bikes, she's right. all st I'm never interested in

[Hooli]

Didn't say much about it all did they, I was expecting more.

[srob]

Real bikes like...

[Hooli]

Turning off now, it's fooking ste.

[srob]

My brother dislocated and fked his shoulder years ago falling out of a trials sidecar. I've only ever heard him mention it twice since, one asking me to pull his arm to get his shoulder back in when it popped out reaching for a bag (he rode at Mallory the next day) and once asking me to pull his arm to get it back in at the top of a mountain in Ireland so he could ride back down.

This bloke's just a big girl's shirt!

[moanthebairns]

srob said:

Real bikes like...

a current sportsbike or two wouldnt go a miss.

a good naked

I fking hate the custom scene.

all this built not bought pish, pah

[peteO]

to be fair he did fking moan about his shoulder quite a bit.....

i broke my femur and shoulder at the same time (metal rod down the length of my femur and pin in my shoulder).... come back once youve had a proper injury henry!

[peteO]

Fleegle said:

If you close your eyes, the sound/tone of his presenting takes you back to the seventies presentation skills of Blue Peter and other kids programmes

i wouldnt know mate, i wasnt around back then

[Hooli]

Fleegle said:

If you close your eyes, the sound/tone of his presenting takes you back to the seventies presentation skills of Blue Peter and other kids programmes. It reminds me of my middle age.

You poor old fool...

[WinstonWolf]

I've just watched it on catchup. Did he hurt his shoulder?

[peteO]

WinstonWolf said:

I've just watched it on catchup. Did he hurt his shoulder?

potentially...