A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 3)

A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 3)

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accident

582 posts

256 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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RemyMartin said:
podman said:
Playsatan said:
2K...! Dream on...must be Tron pricing..
Torn between epic win and epic fail for that.
he was asking 20k or more when he 1st put it up for sale a year or more ago.
the guy is clearly retarded,hes taken a bike thats worth £500tops and made it into something nobody would ever buy.

jimbop1

2,441 posts

204 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Caption this.

'Dick head'

y2blade

56,106 posts

215 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Yazza54 said:
New romper suit... Out grown my others (anyone need a EU52 one piece?)




Old

Fat bastid.
hurl
Have you managed to get the "ginger" out of it?

Yazza54

18,509 posts

181 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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y2blade said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
Yazza54 said:
New romper suit... Out grown my others (anyone need a EU52 one piece?)




Old

Fat bastid.
hurl
Have you managed to get the "ginger" out of it?
I'd rather be ginger than a conehead

dapearson

4,323 posts

224 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Replacement swingarm for the 600RR arrived this morning. It's so tasty i might hang it on the wall in the house for a while before fitting it.


dannyintenerife

188 posts

171 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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moanthebairns said:
much damage?
Right clip on and brake lever snapped.
Bar end and grip knacked.
Crash bung snapped.
Clutch case cracked.
Clutch release arm knacked.
Right footpeg snapped.
Right mirror broken.
Front right indicator detached.
Exhaust scraped.
Rear fairing cracked and scratched.
Right fairing scratched.
Tank dented and scratched.
Rear brake pedal bent.

Me - cut knee to side of jeans knee protector and bruised calf - hobbled for a couple of weeks.


Think I need a lie down in a dark room now.

180 quid for a new clutch case and forty for the clutch release arm! Bit more expensive than I first imagined.
Anybody got one going for less?

Expensive lesson learnt - don't be a tt!

MotorsportTom

3,318 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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Yazza54 said:
New romper suit... Out grown my others (anyone need a EU52 one piece?)




Old

Outgrown my arse, stop the beers and curries!

I thought you only wore them 5 times? What was a fornight at a time they look fekking rancid!!
Give a scrub will ya and chuck them on gumtree or something.

Yazza54

18,509 posts

181 months

Wednesday 19th November 2014
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They've done about two runs out on the road and two trackdays.

I'm lazy when it comes to cleaning flies off leathers frown better give em a scrub

It's more that I'm too tall for them, had them altered but still not right so just had to bite the bullet and buy some others. st happens.

clen666

925 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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Bagged up for winter


bass gt3

10,193 posts

233 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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Completely non bike related but we had a visitor today.......

[Attenborough Mode On]

Say hello to a Pangolin.
One of the lads rescued it from the locals who were selling it for food.
problem now is they're going to be hunting them just so we can buy them to save them...
it's off to a National Park up the road now, hopefully to live in peace




moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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clen666 said:
Bagged up for winter

DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.

moanthebairns

17,939 posts

198 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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dannyintenerife said:
moanthebairns said:
much damage?
Right clip on and brake lever snapped.
Bar end and grip knacked.
Crash bung snapped.
Clutch case cracked.
Clutch release arm knacked.
Right footpeg snapped.
Right mirror broken.
Front right indicator detached.
Exhaust scraped.
Rear fairing cracked and scratched.
Right fairing scratched.
Tank dented and scratched.
Rear brake pedal bent.

Me - cut knee to side of jeans knee protector and bruised calf - hobbled for a couple of weeks.


Think I need a lie down in a dark room now.

180 quid for a new clutch case and forty for the clutch release arm! Bit more expensive than I first imagined.
Anybody got one going for less?

Expensive lesson learnt - don't be a tt!
So its a write off then.

why not just claim through your insurance.

y2blade

56,106 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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moanthebairns said:
clen666 said:
Bagged up for winter

DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.
Oh you are treating this as a serious post?

I thought Clem was having a laugh, it's obviously going to trap moisture.

v60marko

1,048 posts

179 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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y2blade said:
moanthebairns said:
clen666 said:
Bagged up for winter

DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.
I hope he's joking, or that bike will be a soggy mouldy mess come spring

Oh you are treating this as a serious post?

I thought Clem was having a laugh, it's obviously going to trap moisture.

y2blade

56,106 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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v60marko said:
y2blade said:
moanthebairns said:
clen666 said:
Bagged up for winter

DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.
Oh you are treating this as a serious post?

I thought Clem was having a laugh, it's obviously going to trap moisture.
I hope he's joking, or that bike will be a soggy mouldy mess come spring
Fixed your quote smile

Biker's Nemesis

38,666 posts

208 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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Buy a swiming pool and fill it with old engine oil before dropping the bike into over winter.

It will not rust then.

y2blade

56,106 posts

215 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Buy a swiming pool and fill it with old engine oil before dropping the bike into over winter.

It will not rust then.
FFS don't give the simpletons any ideas

Biker's Nemesis

38,666 posts

208 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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y2blade said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
Buy a swiming pool and fill it with old engine oil before dropping the bike into over winter.

It will not rust then.
FFS don't give the simpletons any ideas
It stops your brakes squeaking.

clen666

925 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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moanthebairns said:
DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.
I did worry about that but they do come with a moisture absorbing pack that sits inside and is supposed to "last a season", and there is a humidity indicator inside that I'll keep an eye on.

I've only done this as my garage is a rickety leaking mess that is damp anyway, I thought this might be the lesser of two evils. Appears I am wrong!


Edited by clen666 on Thursday 20th November 13:48

clen666

925 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th November 2014
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moanthebairns said:
DO NOT fkING DO THIS!.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, TAKE THE BAG OFF NOW!

when I bought my Daytona the guy done the exact same thing, stored it in the above manner, the amount of fking rust on a 6 year old bike was fking unreal. I swear to God this is the worst thing you can do, unless you have a fk off de-humidifier.

The moisture will be trapped with no where to go, it will act like a fking greenhouse.
I did worry about that but they do come with a moisture absorbing pack that sits inside and is supposed to "last a season", and there is a humidity indicator inside that I'll keep an eye on.

I've only done this as my garage is a rickety leaking mess that is damp anyway, I thought this might be the lesser of two evils. Appears I am wrong!


Edited by clen666 on Thursday 20th November 13:50

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