A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 3)

A picture a day....biker banter (Vol 3)

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s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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Playsatan said:
The road rider in me looks at the old one and see's loads of tread left but I can testify to it being totally shagged and useless in the mud. Time to fit something fresh.

New back tyre on endure or mx bike is the most awesome feeling! If they weren't such a pain in the arse to fit, I'd have a new one each race!! As it is, I change once per year!!

Playsatan

567 posts

228 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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s3fella said:
If they weren't such a pain in the arse to fit...........
Amen to that brother. This one seemed to be a particular pain and I've got the front still to do.

That rear had done a years service too so can't complain.


s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Playsatan said:
s3fella said:
If they weren't such a pain in the arse to fit...........
Amen to that brother. This one seemed to be a particular pain and I've got the front still to do.

That rear had done a years service too so can't complain.
My mate refers to having a new back tyre as 'drinking out of Dave Knight's water bottle' .

Always sounded a bit gay, but I get the point, for a few hours you're st loads better than you actually are!

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Playsatan said:
s3fella said:
If they weren't such a pain in the arse to fit...........
Amen to that brother. This one seemed to be a particular pain and I've got the front still to do.

That rear had done a years service too so can't complain.
My mate refers to having a new back tyre as 'drinking out of Dave Knight's water bottle' .

Always sounded a bit gay, but I get the point, for a few hours you're st loads better than you actually are!

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Rebuild kit for track Bike came.

Along with all the bits I need to do my fairings. Sadly 12 tins for fking blue instead of a mixture

Edited by moanthebairns on Monday 15th December 16:54

Fleegle

16,690 posts

177 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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you might want to delete that. I knew of a bloke who got banned for something less fleshy than that

v60marko

1,048 posts

180 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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Fleegle said:
you might want to delete that. I knew of a bloke who got banned for something less fleshy than that
boxedin done!

McClure

2,173 posts

147 months

Monday 15th December 2014
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v60marko said:
Fleegle said:
you might want to delete that. I knew of a bloke who got banned for something less fleshy than that
boxedin done!
Haven't seen so many tits since I last visited the Porsche forum.

wink

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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moanthebairns said:


Rebuild kit for track Bike came.

Along with all the bits I need to do my fairings. Sadly 12 tins for fking blue instead of a mixture

Edited by moanthebairns on Monday 15th December 16:54
Then you can have a blue Christmas.

Do those piston pliers actually work?




moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
moanthebairns said:


Rebuild kit for track Bike came.

Along with all the bits I need to do my fairings. Sadly 12 tins for fking blue instead of a mixture

Edited by moanthebairns on Monday 15th December 16:54
Then you can have a blue Christmas.

Do those piston pliers actually work?
no idea

Fleegle

16,690 posts

177 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
Then you can have a blue Christmas.

Do those piston pliers actually work?
ish. They're not brilliant

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Cheers Fleegle. I'll have a bash without then. I can always buy them if I get desperate.

...Or more likely ask the local garage/engine builder to pop them out for me with an airline.


MotorsportTom

3,318 posts

162 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
Cheers Fleegle. I'll have a bash without then. I can always buy them if I get desperate.

...Or more likely ask the local garage/engine builder to pop them out for me with an airline.
If you're fitting new ones I've always found pushing them out while attached to the bike then finishing off with some molegrips off the bike works well

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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I’ve always used a set of pillars and some protective material over the edge to get them out.

Come to think of it I got them off ocd’s recommendation, so they will probably be st biggrin
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I use penetrating fluid if I cant get the pistons out, works a treat.

Your going to be replacing the seals anyway, heard of people reusing old seals mind you.

I as mentioned, push the pistons out as far as I can then split the calipers, and pull the fkers out.

Works well on ones you have just done a season or so ago but can be a nightmare on 15 year old ones. Mind you first time doing 4 pots so should be much easier than the 6 pots.

I’ve always used a set of pillars and some protective material over the edge to get them out.

Come to think of it I got them off ocd’s recommendation, so they will probably be st 

I use penetrating fluid if I cant get the pistons out, works a treat.

Your going to be replacing the seals anyway, heard of people reusing old seals mind you.

I as mentioned, push the pistons out as far as I can then split the calipers, and pull the fkers out.

Works well on ones you have just done a season or so ago but can be a nightmare on 15 year old ones. Mind you first time doing 4 pots so should be much easier than the 6 pots.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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MotorsportTom said:
If you're fitting new ones I've always found pushing them out while attached to the bike then finishing off with some molegrips off the bike works well
That's basically the plan. Last time however I managed to get a good seal on a tyre compressor and popped the rear caliper piston out. But I dare say if it's gummed up the farty little compressor will have no chance so I'll use a combination of molies, penetrating oil, and swearing.


Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Is there an echo in here?

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
MotorsportTom said:
If you're fitting new ones I've always found pushing them out while attached to the bike then finishing off with some molegrips off the bike works well
That's basically the plan. Last time however I managed to get a good seal on a tyre compressor and popped the rear caliper piston out. But I dare say if it's gummed up the farty little compressor will have no chance so I'll use a combination of molies, penetrating oil, and swearing.
as ive said before, the rear is a piece of piss, there is only one, but when you try to pop out 4 or 6 in the front caliper its a nightmare with air. once you pop the rest stop.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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moanthebairns said:
as ive said before, the rear is a piece of piss, there is only one, but when you try to pop out 4 or 6 in the front caliper its a nightmare with air. once you pop the rest stop.
Opposite of Pringles eh? Well I've only ever done singles, and I'm sure it'll be tricker. But I can try and get them almost out all at once though. But we'll see how I get on.

I'm happy to use molies or invest in pliers if I need to.




Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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One they pop, wipe them clean & push them back in just far enough to seal. Hold the moving ones in place with an bit of wood/old brake pad/g-clamp/hairy string/etc & force the rest out.

hebegb494

151 posts

119 months

Tuesday 16th December 2014
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"One they pop, wipe them clean & push them back in just far enough to seal."

- sounds like a response from the back-street titty clinics once the mattress filling jelly bursts....!
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