Biking, a great hobby ruined by talentless ******s

Biking, a great hobby ruined by talentless ******s

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anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Not just bikes. Lotus drivers can be just as bad.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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I think Elise drivers are the worst actually.


Robert Elise

956 posts

146 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Maybe, i don't drive in a group with other Loti. You may have a valid perspective.
This Elise driver is trying to enjoy the road and reach old age. My comment was my perspective as a vulnerable, low seated car driver.
Close to town bikers are nearly 100% slow and cautious, cars on the other hand are lost with satnav and lazily cutting corners and junctions.
In the hills, cars for the most part stick to their side of the road (maybe just touring, being cautious, not paying full attention...), Most bikers do as well.
I'm just pointing out that my scary moments are with bikers in their red mist moment. I'm sure it'll happen this year. I don't want to be in anyway the cause or in anyway part of an accident.

pozi

1,723 posts

188 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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If you find the right roads you can ride around all Sunday afternoon and hardly see anybody smile


gwm

2,390 posts

145 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.

cpl_payne

563 posts

184 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Of course, every single one of us plonks a deposit on the latest crotch rocket, with matching leathers and goes to wobble around the roads for the annual 1500 miles. Only other alternatives are a GS or a Harley.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Robert Elise said:
Maybe, i don't drive in a group with other Loti. You may have a valid perspective.
This Elise driver is trying to enjoy the road and reach old age. My comment was my perspective as a vulnerable, low seated car driver.
Close to town bikers are nearly 100% slow and cautious, cars on the other hand are lost with satnav and lazily cutting corners and junctions.
In the hills, cars for the most part stick to their side of the road (maybe just touring, being cautious, not paying full attention...), Most bikers do as well.
I'm just pointing out that my scary moments are with bikers in their red mist moment. I'm sure it'll happen this year. I don't want to be in anyway the cause or in anyway part of an accident.
I was just teasing.

Also the plural of "Lotus" is "Lotus", according to Colin Chapman anyway.



Biker's Nemesis

38,690 posts

209 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Who's a born again?

LordFlathead

9,641 posts

259 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Who's a born again?
It's alright he said born again not broken again BN hehe

GreatPretender

26,140 posts

215 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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This is worrying reading from a total newbie. Op - where on earth do you live/ride where the roads are festooned like this?

I must say, the thought of being entangled like this worries me, because quite frankly, I wouldn't have a clue what to do if someone came careering towards me!

All I can say is that, I am all too aware of my own inability, so be rest assured that I don't fall into the Billy Big bks camp.

Busa mav

2,562 posts

155 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Its the fault of Direct Access, worst thing that happened for motorcycling.

All the youngsters spend a week riding around a car park and are then set free as experienced riders. biggrin

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Busa mav said:
Its the fault of Direct Access, worst thing that happened for motorcycling.

All the youngsters spend a week riding around a car park and are then set free as experienced riders. biggrin
Aren't you old enough to have not actually even had a real motorcycling test before being "set free as [an] experienced rider"?





Busa mav

2,562 posts

155 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
Busa mav said:
Its the fault of Direct Access, worst thing that happened for motorcycling.

All the youngsters spend a week riding around a car park and are then set free as experienced riders. biggrin
Aren't you old enough to have not actually even had a real motorcycling test before being "set free as [an] experienced rider"?
smile Just set free on a 150 cc scooter smile

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Have you ever actually had a bike test that didn't involve riding around the block on your own?

GreatPretender

26,140 posts

215 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Busa mav said:
gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Its the fault of Direct Access, worst thing that happened for motorcycling.

All the youngsters spend a week riding around a car park and are then set free as experienced riders. biggrin
Not sure if your post is serious, but as a recent product of the DAS, I can assure you that the training and tuition are extremely thorough and the tests (Mod 1 & Mod 2) difficult to pass.

Indeed, I think DAS was established to prevent all us 'youngsters' from spunking a wad on a fast bike and riding it legally with little more than a couple of hours worth of training.

For the most part at least, I have emerged as an extremely cautious rider who is acutely aware of his own inexperience and limitations therefrom.



Edited by GreatPretender on Monday 14th April 12:12

graham22

3,295 posts

206 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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My simple solution is to go out late afternoon.

Partly forced as I compete in trials now, usually back, bike unloaded & washed by 5ish. Jump on a road bike, roads are hell of a lot quieter, in the habit of having a bag of chips somewhere for supper.

But as someone else said about the first good day of summer, there's usually bad news on Monday about a fatality somewhere - you can vitually tell when it's going to happen.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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Crossflow Kid said:
catso said:
GTIR said:
bloke said he used to have a "Fizzer 50". rolleyes
Maybe he meant a Yamaha FS1E? confused
Still not much to write home about.
That's the point.
It's "Fizzy 50" not fizzer. Quite a basic error.

He'd also heard of a PS50, which I just made up, but never heard of a CB50.

Disastrous

10,086 posts

218 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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GreatPretender said:
Busa mav said:
gwm said:
All you bloody born again bikers - age has given nothing but too much money and a swollen ego.
Its the fault of Direct Access, worst thing that happened for motorcycling.

All the youngsters spend a week riding around a car park and are then set free as experienced riders. biggrin
Not sure if your post is serious, but as a recent product of the DAS, I can assure you that the training and tuition are extremely thorough and the tests (Mod 1 & Mod 2) difficult to pass.

Indeed, I think DAS was established to prevent all us 'youngsters' from spunking a wad on a fast bike and riding it legally with little more than a couple of hours worth of training.

For the most part at least, I have emerged as an extremely cautious rider who is acutely aware of his own inexperience and limitations therefrom.



Edited by GreatPretender on Monday 14th April 12:12
Agree with this. I did my DAS a couple of hours a week and if memory serves, it took a few weeks before the test. The instructor said it was possible to do it as a intensive few days but he recommended this way as it gave a bit of 'down time' between lessons to think about and absorb what you'd been taught.

I thought it worked well and in the run up to the test, he even did a couple of 'fun runs' where he looked at road positioning and cornering on open roads and stuff that isn't in the test.

I enjoyed it and it definitely hammered home how far away from being a good rider I was at the point where I was given a licence.

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

191 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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graphene said:
Prof Prolapse said:
Have you ever actually had a bike test that didn't involve riding around the block on your own?
Does an MOT count?
Lol. It's more difficult to pass!

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 14th April 2014
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GTIR said:
Crossflow Kid said:
catso said:
GTIR said:
bloke said he used to have a "Fizzer 50". rolleyes
Maybe he meant a Yamaha FS1E? confused
Still not much to write home about.
That's the point.
It's "Fizzy 50" not fizzer. Quite a basic error.

He'd also heard of a PS50, which I just made up, but never heard of a CB50.
Fizzy......fizzer....... Oh the shame.
You're right though. Obviously a witch. Burn him.