Bikers are all undertaking W@nkers!!!!
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moanthebairns said:
why are all bikers undertaking w
kers, seriously you all need to have a word with yourself why do you think its acceptable! who the fk do you's think you are.
so today whilst driving along in the taxi vrs on the A876 I was overtaking a car on my inside (dual carriageway)
im doing 75 ish and see a bike sitting right up my chuff. just as im past the car I fling on the indicator to pull to the inside lane, luckily I checked my shoulder to see the tt sticking it up my inside undertaking me! I should have knocked him off as im in a big box of steal but I didn't want to wash his insides off my awesome 7 year old swirly in need of a detailing paint job motor.
fk THIS I THINK, show some respect bh, do you know who the fk I am?! fk it I dropped the 254bhp/290pounds of torque REMAPPED BEAST down a few gears in hot pursuit of this down the next slip road to have a word.
he didn't stop, I knew I was up against a pro when I see he had a reg plate the size of a rizla skin hanging from his R6, my understanding is that these are only given out to the TOP, TOP, TOP riders.
he whoores it up the next section of road pulling away from me but not by much as I have the most powerful taxi in town, I see him coming up to the next section of corners and ive caught him on the brakes, he hacks away at the throttle like a blind woodsman, he couldn't rev match worth a st... sure enough he tip toes around the corners holding me back then come the next straight overtakes a line of traveling cars...and he's gone...fk im now going the wrong way.
seeing as I have little to no life I stored this up so I could vent It on pistonheads! The other half was incredibly impressed as you can imagine "if you had driven like this on a first date I wouldn't have got back in the car", obviously this means she would have wanted it right away after seeing how much of a God I am behind the wheel.
so why do all you bikers undertake like fking morrons, no wonder no one likes you, bunch of poofs dressing in leather and going out meeting other guys in car parks. just because you cant afford a car!
Real Easy This One.kers, seriously you all need to have a word with yourself why do you think its acceptable! who the fk do you's think you are. so today whilst driving along in the taxi vrs on the A876 I was overtaking a car on my inside (dual carriageway)
im doing 75 ish and see a bike sitting right up my chuff. just as im past the car I fling on the indicator to pull to the inside lane, luckily I checked my shoulder to see the t
t sticking it up my inside undertaking me! I should have knocked him off as im in a big box of steal but I didn't want to wash his insides off my awesome 7 year old swirly in need of a detailing paint job motor.f
k THIS I THINK, show some respect bh, do you know who the fk I am?! fk it I dropped the 254bhp/290pounds of torque REMAPPED BEAST down a few gears in hot pursuit of this down the next slip road to have a word. he didn't stop, I knew I was up against a pro when I see he had a reg plate the size of a rizla skin hanging from his R6, my understanding is that these are only given out to the TOP, TOP, TOP riders.
he whoores it up the next section of road pulling away from me but not by much as I have the most powerful taxi in town, I see him coming up to the next section of corners and ive caught him on the brakes, he hacks away at the throttle like a blind woodsman, he couldn't rev match worth a s
t... sure enough he tip toes around the corners holding me back then come the next straight overtakes a line of traveling cars...and he's gone...fk im now going the wrong way.seeing as I have little to no life I stored this up so I could vent It on pistonheads! The other half was incredibly impressed as you can imagine "if you had driven like this on a first date I wouldn't have got back in the car", obviously this means she would have wanted it right away after seeing how much of a God I am behind the wheel.
so why do all you biker
s undertake like fking morrons, no wonder no one likes you, bunch of poofs dressing in leather and going out meeting other guys in car parks. just because you cant afford a car! We undertake because we are legally allowed to (check the highway code) It's called filtering!
We undertake because we can;)
We undertake because we are slim enough to get through the gap.
By the way if he was the true top rider you portray he'd have done the UNDERTAKE while you were overtaking!!!
As for what happened next well if you were keeping up he wasn't really trying to lose you or it was a rainy day.
At the end of the day if he was sitting up your ass like you say then he should've waited until you pulled in.
But congratulations for being observant enough to not knock him off
Edited by ZX10R NIN on Monday 27th July 19:52
I am a sunny biker and my driving style changes from being in the car to riding a bike, you can see most car drivers are aware of what is around them but then you get some that seem to not like bikers and do hang around just to slow bikers up, when I feel I have one like this I make sure it's as safe as possible and do what I can to get by.
Chasing a biker is a bit silly as you could be pushing him to his limits and god forbid cause him to out ride himself.
I think we all get irritated by someone else's driving at times, I try to shrug it off as I have had some road rage incidents and afterwards you look back and feel a plonker.
Carl
Chasing a biker is a bit silly as you could be pushing him to his limits and god forbid cause him to out ride himself.
I think we all get irritated by someone else's driving at times, I try to shrug it off as I have had some road rage incidents and afterwards you look back and feel a plonker.
Carl
C. Grimsley said:
I am a sunny biker and my driving style changes from being in the car to riding a bike, you can see most car drivers are aware of what is around them but then you get some that seem to not like bikers and do hang around just to slow bikers up, when I feel I have one like this I make sure it's as safe as possible and do what I can to get by.
Chasing a biker is a bit silly as you could be pushing him to his limits and god forbid cause him to out ride himself.
I think we all get irritated by someone else's driving at times, I try to shrug it off as I have had some road rage incidents and afterwards you look back and feel a plonker.
Carl
true, true very true. But fChasing a biker is a bit silly as you could be pushing him to his limits and god forbid cause him to out ride himself.
I think we all get irritated by someone else's driving at times, I try to shrug it off as I have had some road rage incidents and afterwards you look back and feel a plonker.
Carl
k him, he flung down the imaginary gauntlet if he cant out run a "taxi" (I don't drive taxi's for a living only for the sheer buzz, im a piping designer, apparently) then he should hang up his leathers or stop being a straight line hero...
egor110 said:
When coming out of races in the mighty bongo campervan why don't bikers wave up when i fold my mirrors in and move in so they can cut thru
Not sure if you meant 'weave' or 'wave' here.Assuming the latter, some are just miserable, rude sods, others mightn't have noticed, but i expect the majority will probably be grateful but can't safely or practically thank you as they pass.
I'm considering getting a hi-viz vest made up with 'thanks for helping me pass' emblazoned on the back for this very reason.
moanthebairns said:
i think people missed the humour in this some what, I tried my best to mirror the regular "biker complaints" on here....for those who don't know me, where the fk have you been im bigger than BN on here don't you know!
Hahaha! k have you been im bigger than BN on here don't you know! Just to add... I think some people did think you were being serious
ZX10R NIN said:
Real Easy This One.
We undertake because we are legally allowed to (check the highway code) It's called filtering!
You sure about that? Passing between a car being overtaken and the car doing the over-taking does not seem legal at all..We undertake because we are legally allowed to (check the highway code) It's called filtering!
It would certainly fall below the due care and attention required, and was probably above the speed limit.
Still, I agree with most of your other arguments.
Amusing rant by OP, but if I turned to PH to rant about every bit of poor driving I'm subject to, I'd be sitting on here til midnight every night...
Ian
it's Ian
moanthebairns said:
i think people missed the humour in this some what, I tried my best to mirror the regular "biker complaints" on here....for those who don't know me, where the fk have you been im bigger than BN on here don't you know!
definitely got balls to admit to being passed by a 600 k have you been im bigger than BN on here don't you know! 
hang on
what if the undertaking R6 was being undertaken by a thou' all the while the VRS superchipped uberturbo negative-DPF was undertaking a lorry?
where would the world be then?!?!?!?!
what if the undertaking R6 was being undertaken by a thou' all the while the VRS superchipped uberturbo negative-DPF was undertaking a lorry?
where would the world be then?!?!?!?!
f1nn said:
So, let me see if I've got this right, someone on an R6 undertook you?
Because of this, you decided to give chase at speed, then go to the trouble of typing out a fairly long post about it?
I wouldn't recommend you ever drive in or around London.
silly man, one doesnt drive around london, one gently rolls around london Because of this, you decided to give chase at speed, then go to the trouble of typing out a fairly long post about it?
I wouldn't recommend you ever drive in or around London.
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