How to wind up "real" bike riders.

How to wind up "real" bike riders.

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mike-r

1,539 posts

190 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Got a nod from a chap in a Caterham the other week, thought it was a bit of a stretch but pleasant nonetheless.

peteO

1,790 posts

184 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Jazoli said:
Why is there an obsession with bloody nodding? I don't and can't be arsed, I don't nod at vivaro van drivers, or golf drivers so why should I nod at some muppet on a bike just because they are on a bike confused
its us against the world pal

frumpytrickle

245 posts

116 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Purity14 said:
Worst "I Have a Vivaro AND a Golf" thread ever. hehe
Why would anyone want to brag about owning those?

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Jazoli said:
Why is there an obsession with bloody nodding? I don't and can't be arsed, I don't nod at vivaro van drivers, or golf drivers so why should I nod at some muppet on a bike just because they are on a bike confused
If you had a Mk1 Golf convertible you would wave at other sad gits.


LoonR1

26,988 posts

176 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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I nod at bike riders and give them a cheery wave.

I flick the Vs at other car drivers and tell them to fk off.

I'm bipolar.

Jazoli

9,086 posts

249 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Purity14 said:
Jazoli said:
Why is there an obsession with bloody nodding? I don't and can't be arsed, I don't nod at vivaro van drivers, or golf drivers so why should I nod at some muppet on a bike just because they are on a bike confused
Worst "I Have a Vivaro AND a Golf" thread ever. hehe
I don't, well I do but they aren't mine.

Nodding is gay, and for homo's, I don't have time to nod as I'm going too fast, most bikes don't even have the time to register that I was there.

Biker's Nemesis

38,534 posts

207 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Jazoli said:
I don't, well I do but they aren't mine.

Nodding is gay, and for homo's, I don't have time to nod as I'm going too fast, most bikes don't even have the time to register that I was there.
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!

SIMONTT

57 posts

165 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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I found bikers I cross path are much more likely to nod (first or at all) during weekends (90%) than weekdays (less than 5%), guess most ride purely for leisure over weekends whereas there're lot more weekday commuters who are not interested in bikes one bit and merely use them as a means of cheap/convenient form of transportation...

Jazoli

9,086 posts

249 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

238 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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GTIR said:
Side nod = past test after 2005
Forward nod = past test before 2004
I accidentally nodded while I was cycling the other day paperbag

LoonR1

26,988 posts

176 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Jazoli said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl
Nobody's slower than me
















Apart from Yazza

tight5

2,747 posts

158 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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Jazoli said:
I don't have time to nod as I'm going too fast, most bikes don't even have the time to register that I was there.
I've not been on here for a few days , you got a bike now ?
wink

vonuber

17,868 posts

164 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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My head would fall off if I nodded at everyone in my cross-London commute. Weekends and out of London is a different matter.

Jazoli

9,086 posts

249 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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tight5 said:
Jazoli said:
I don't have time to nod as I'm going too fast, most bikes don't even have the time to register that I was there.
I've not been on here for a few days , you got a bike now ?
wink
yes I have a Honda, and its not as fast as Loon's HP4 but it was significantly cheaper.....

Nigel Worc's

8,121 posts

187 months

Friday 25th July 2014
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GTIR said:
Side nod = past test after 2005
Forward nod = past test before 2004
Have no idea what all this nodding is about, but raise your left hand to fellow motorcyclists = *passed test before most on here were born.

  • FFS !
laugh

peteO

1,790 posts

184 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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LoonR1 said:
Jazoli said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl
Nobody's slower than me

Apart from Yazza
you remember when we went on a ride? i'd dispute that biggrin

my ethos is: 'slow and steady wins the race'... or some st like that

Edited by peteO on Saturday 26th July 08:18

Hooli

32,278 posts

199 months

Saturday 26th July 2014
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LoonR1 said:
Jazoli said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl
Nobody's slower than me
















Apart from Yazza
rofl at all of this

Yazza54

18,464 posts

180 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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LoonR1 said:
Jazoli said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl
Nobody's slower than me
















Apart from Yazza

Yazza54

18,464 posts

180 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Hooli said:
LoonR1 said:
Jazoli said:
Biker's Nemesis said:
You should be called Noddy Noding of Nodingsvile then because you're gayer than a row of Pink tents and you're even slower than loon.!
rofl
Nobody's slower than me
















Apart from Yazza
rofl at all of this
Are you going to bring your beady arse along for a whooping at some point old man instead of hiding behind your computer??? biggrin

Biker's Nemesis

38,534 posts

207 months

Sunday 27th July 2014
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Yazza54 said:
Are you going to bring your beady arse along for a whooping at some point old man instead of hiding behind your computer??? biggrin
Beardy?