Team Lucking Fast, A Solemn Farewell...
Discussion
After a baptism of fire at Anglesey, (then the slower half of the team crashed and burned at Donington)
Lucking Fast will return at some flea pit near hollyoaks.
It's a change of riders though.
I, LincsBlokey, would like to thank the team (well, me dad, chief pit monkey and the wife, hospitality, for their efforts this season, However, i have decided to move in a different direction and have left the team with immediate effect. I'd like to place on record my thanks to R1loon sharing his team, but as he was dog st slow and holding the team back, as well as being obsessed with oil leaking yamahas and gearbox collapsing BMW's despite our Kawasaki factory support, then we feel the time has come to part ways. There's also the small matter of promised top class grid girls and 458 company cars not appearing and some other stuff that makes us feel justified in sending out this completely unprofessional and fabricated press release.
On a serious note they do have a new rider in Fleegle and I'm sure he'll be along soon to big himself up and tell us how he's expecting to build slowly then set new lap records each lap for the full 3 hour endurance race providing his arse1 doesnt explode three laps in.
So anyone based in the North West there's no excuse, get yourself down to watch and support them. Unless you're sane, in which case don't, you need to be at Olivers mount for the Gold Cup that weekend with me.....
(in all seriousness, good luck to the two old farts, Loon is fair rapid round oulton and flumpet is a wee bit quick too)
Lucking Fast will return at some flea pit near hollyoaks.
It's a change of riders though.
I, LincsBlokey, would like to thank the team (well, me dad, chief pit monkey and the wife, hospitality, for their efforts this season, However, i have decided to move in a different direction and have left the team with immediate effect. I'd like to place on record my thanks to R1loon sharing his team, but as he was dog st slow and holding the team back, as well as being obsessed with oil leaking yamahas and gearbox collapsing BMW's despite our Kawasaki factory support, then we feel the time has come to part ways. There's also the small matter of promised top class grid girls and 458 company cars not appearing and some other stuff that makes us feel justified in sending out this completely unprofessional and fabricated press release.
On a serious note they do have a new rider in Fleegle and I'm sure he'll be along soon to big himself up and tell us how he's expecting to build slowly then set new lap records each lap for the full 3 hour endurance race providing his arse1 doesnt explode three laps in.
So anyone based in the North West there's no excuse, get yourself down to watch and support them. Unless you're sane, in which case don't, you need to be at Olivers mount for the Gold Cup that weekend with me.....
(in all seriousness, good luck to the two old farts, Loon is fair rapid round oulton and flumpet is a wee bit quick too)
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