I'm just interested BUT

I'm just interested BUT

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Mojocvh

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16,837 posts

261 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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Why did some of the bikers, traveling N on the A9 [just past Bankfoot single lane carriageway] have to try filtering between both lanes of traffic with something akin to a death grimace as they realised 3 into 2 don't go?

Mastodon2

13,818 posts

164 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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I don't know. Why did you make this thread?

SVS

3,824 posts

270 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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Why do some Audi drivers like tailgating?

scorcher

3,982 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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Why didn't you knock one off then ask him?

RemaL

24,967 posts

233 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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What time is dinner dad

moanthebairns

17,918 posts

197 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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why do people keep flinging cold water over each other and then watching it over and over again?

I mean its funny when you do it on an impulse to a pissed mate or even the first one came out but really, people sitting watching strangers getting soaked.....over and over

JRH63

166 posts

121 months

Friday 22nd August 2014
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Why don't you see white dog st anymore?

NorthBank

35 posts

117 months

Saturday 23rd August 2014
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Why do stars suddenly appear...everytime you are near?

evil len

4,398 posts

268 months

Biker's Nemesis

38,536 posts

207 months

Saturday 23rd August 2014
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JRH63 said:
Why don't you see white dog st anymore?

thatdude

2,654 posts

126 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Mojocvh said:
Why did some of the bikers, traveling N on the A9 [just past Bankfoot single lane carriageway] have to try filtering between both lanes of traffic with something akin to a death grimace as they realised 3 into 2 don't go?
Cos they is all riding giiixxxaaaaahhhs and your wife is slick for them cos they are haaawwwwttt


My question:

Why does the woodchucker chuck when the woodchuck could chuck the wood with an automated wood chucking chuck?

In this world of innovation and automation, it baffles me why someone would not seek assistance with lifting heavy loads.




LordFlathead

9,641 posts

257 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Funny that people seek out the Biker Banter forum and ask stupid questions as if we are the oracle of the worlds bikers.

crofty1984

15,830 posts

203 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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JRH63 said:
Why don't you see white dog st anymore?
Dog food used to contain a lot of calcium/bonemeal in days gone by. It wasn't absorbed by the doggie's wee doggie digestive system so came out the other end. When the softer matter of the poo degraded, the calcium didn't, leaving a white dog poo.
There's not that level of content in dog food nowadays, which is why you rarely see it anymore.

vonuber

17,868 posts

164 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Why did I cut myself such a small portion of pork pie meaning I am going to have to get up again and cut another piece?

jamesedwards

207 posts

140 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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Why does it always rain on me?







Is it because I lied when I was 17?

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

254 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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jamesedwards said:
Why does it always rain on me?


Is it because I lied when I was 17?
Global warming init.

Hooli

32,278 posts

199 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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vonuber said:
Why did I cut myself such a small portion of pork pie meaning I am going to have to get up again and cut another piece?
The real question is why didn't you expect to eat the whole pork pie in one go? You should have a sliced pork pie on your plate with a scoop of Colemans mustard next to it, a knife to spread the mustard & a pint of ale.

LordFlathead

9,641 posts

257 months

Sunday 24th August 2014
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WD39 said:
Because they are, well, Audi drivers
No such thing as well Audi drivers wink

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

247 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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LordFlathead said:
WD39 said:
Because they are, well, Audi drivers
No such thing as well Audi drivers wink
True.

vonuber

17,868 posts

164 months

Monday 25th August 2014
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Hooli said:
The real question is why didn't you expect to eat the whole pork pie in one go?
It was one of those massive Melton Mowbray ones you can get from Tesco. I am trying not to get to the size of a Harley rider.