Why the piggin' hell do you do this?

Why the piggin' hell do you do this?

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SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.

Yazza54

18,541 posts

182 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend

SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.

hebegb494

151 posts

119 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
A " proper motorcyclist"...do me a favour...
Not owning a car a prerequisite...by choice or necessity ?...is one allowed hot and cold running water ?....electricity ..?
The most mind-numbingly ill-thought-out sweeping generalisation I have ever heard with regard to motorcycling in all my born days.

You sir,are one certain plum.
You shall never better that statement to manifest your pathetic,prejudiced ,divisive ,narrow-minded state . fk OFF.
- I feel I speak for the majority on here, agreeing with the OP about the riding in question and you use that as a pitiful vehicle for your innate insecurity.

Yazza54

18,541 posts

182 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.
AWBs are just too poor to get a car

SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
quotequote all
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.
AWBs are just too poor to get a car
FWB's are too st at riding so they only go out on perfect sunny days to stop them from crashing.

Yazza54

18,541 posts

182 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.
AWBs are just too poor to get a car
FWB's are too st at riding so they only go out on perfect sunny days to stop them from crashing.
How's the VFR btw?

Pit Pony

8,636 posts

122 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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dibblecorse said:
mybrainhurts said:
Gentlemen...



Then slow to a crawl,

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire
Where is this road with the 90mph speed limit, we can all go ride it then .....
He didn't say the road had a 90 mph, just that the road was good for 90, so there was no need for slowing to a crawl.

I used to commute from Long Preston on the Edge of the Yorkshire Dales to Burnley for work, down the A682 in an AX 1.4 D. After a while I could take most bends flat out in that POS (although it did have GT wheels and the st 145 tyres replaced with decent 165 tyres)

Friday afternoons would find me being overtaken by big bikes, and then finding them holding me up on the bends. Being young and impetuous, I used to put my right hand indicator on and press the horn, whilst screaming "get out of the fking way"

It obviously didn't work, but as soon as I got onto a straight, I'd pull out as if to overtake, even though I'd have no chance, but it made me feel better.

MotorsportTom

3,318 posts

162 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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hehe

Now this is why it's called biker banter.

Balls to the thread just rip the piss!

wolf1

3,081 posts

251 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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mybrainhurts][b said:
Why, oh sodding, why...?

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire
Maybe they were trying to warn other road users that Nurts was approaching biggrin

SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.
AWBs are just too poor to get a car
FWB's are too st at riding so they only go out on perfect sunny days to stop them from crashing.
How's the VFR btw?
Smashed up still. They shouldn't let women drive either.

MotorsportTom

3,318 posts

162 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Smashed up still. They shouldn't let women drive either.
Fancy selling me some bits? wink

Biker's Nemesis

38,694 posts

209 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
stuff
Come on Dad, back to the care home, it's not 1945 anymore

SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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MotorsportTom said:
SAS Tom said:
Smashed up still. They shouldn't let women drive either.
Fancy selling me some bits? wink
I would but the insurance assessor still hasn't looked at it yet.

SAS Tom

3,408 posts

175 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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Pit Pony said:
dibblecorse said:
mybrainhurts said:
Gentlemen...



Then slow to a crawl,

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire
Where is this road with the 90mph speed limit, we can all go ride it then .....
He didn't say the road had a 90 mph, just that the road was good for 90, so there was no need for slowing to a crawl.

I used to commute from Long Preston on the Edge of the Yorkshire Dales to Burnley for work, down the A682 in an AX 1.4 D. After a while I could take most bends flat out in that POS (although it did have GT wheels and the st 145 tyres replaced with decent 165 tyres)

Friday afternoons would find me being overtaken by big bikes, and then finding them holding me up on the bends. Being young and impetuous, I used to put my right hand indicator on and press the horn, whilst screaming "get out of the fking way"

It obviously didn't work, but as soon as I got onto a straight, I'd pull out as if to overtake, even though I'd have no chance, but it made me feel better.
You're my hero.

Pit Pony

8,636 posts

122 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
You're my hero.
Thanks. I also fitted stupidly big spot lights to the POS so that I could "see around the bends in the dark" which meant that dark winter commuting was also attempted flat out. How I'm not dead, is a reflection on the complete lack of power and speed that an AX 1.4 D can produce.

MotorsportTom

3,318 posts

162 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
I would but the insurance assessor still hasn't looked at it yet.
I'm sure he won't notice an exhaust clamp missing.

Gwarn I'll give you 40p and blackjack for it.

Harvey Mushman00

271 posts

134 months

Wednesday 24th September 2014
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Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
Course they are.............. I take it you are "a proper motorcyclist"?

MC Bodge

21,650 posts

176 months

Wednesday 24th September 2014
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Pit Pony said:
Thanks. I also fitted stupidly big spot lights to the POS so that I could "see around the bends in the dark" which meant that dark winter commuting was also attempted flat out. How I'm not dead, is a reflection on the complete lack of power and speed that an AX 1.4 D can produce.
I like the concept. Were the spotlight beams crossed over?

Have you ever seen the video of a similar performance car at the Nurburgring?

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Thursday 25th September 2014
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SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
SAS Tom said:
Yazza54 said:
Nels0n said:
They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.
rolleyes
He is right though.
STFU you all weather bellend
I won't explain it because you wouldn't get it.
AWBs are just too poor to get a car
FWB's are too st at riding so they only go out on perfect sunny days to stop them from crashing.
rofl at all this smile