Why the piggin' hell do you do this?

[mybrainhurts]

Gentlemen...

I need to get somewhere.

Rural twisties.

Red light turns green.

Three bikers accelerate hard past me.

Then slow to a crawl, spread out all over the road?

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90 and now you're holding me up.

Third time this month.

Why, oh sodding, why...?

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire

[Tim85]

Just to annoy you. I often filter to the front then stall on purpose. Just to ruin people's day

[mybrainhurts]

Girl...

[theshrew]

Ever played Road Rash ?

[obscene]

theshrew said:

Ever played Road Rash ?

[black-k1]

mybrainhurts said:

Gentlemen...

I need to get somewhere.

Rural twisties.

Red light turns green.

Three bikers accelerate hard past me.

Then slow to a crawl, spread out all over the road?

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90 and now you're holding me up.

Third time this month.

Why, oh sodding, why...?

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire

You must be really pissed off as they sound like dicks.

They're nearly as bad as the people who come onto internet forums with a bunch of strangers, who weren't there, didn't see what happened and don't know all the circumstances and then demand they answer why some other arbitrary bunch of strangers did something. Such people are real dicks.

I think the forum for pointless arbitrary rants is General Gassing.

Oh, and in reply to the thread title - I don't!

[dibblecorse]

mybrainhurts said:

Gentlemen...

I need to get somewhere.

Rural twisties.

Red light turns green.

Three bikers accelerate hard past me.

Then slow to a crawl, spread out all over the road?

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90 and now you're holding me up.

Third time this month.

Why, oh sodding, why...?

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire

Where is this road with the 90mph speed limit, we can all go ride it then .....

[sprinter1050]

^ Especially in Derbyshire ??

[mike-r]

When you say 'slow to a crawl', do you mean doing 60?

[Hooli]

mybrainhurts said:

Gentlemen...

I need to get somewhere.

Rural twisties.

Red light turns green.

Three bikers accelerate hard past me.

Then slow to a crawl, spread out all over the road?

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90 and now you're holding me up.

Third time this month.

Why, oh sodding, why...?

Pissed Off, of Derbyshire

Because they are fkwits. Let me guess, was it sunday & were they power rangers?

[Mr2Mike]

mybrainhurts said:

Rural twisties.

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90

I suspect you encountered the sort of people that feel that 90mph on "rural twisties" is a fking stupid idea. i.e. normal people.

[Prof Prolapse]

Mr2Mike said:

mybrainhurts said:

Rural twisties.

I'm in a bloody hurry on roads good for 90

I suspect you encountered the sort of people that feel that 90mph on "rural twisties" is a fking stupid idea. i.e. normal people.

Tell me are you aware of the ageing process or do you think one day you'll just wake up and go, 'Christ, I'm a cantankerous old bd, when did that happen?'.

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Maybe they removed their mirrors, and had no idea you were there?

[Mr2Mike]

Prof Prolapse said:

Tell me are you aware of the ageing process or do you think one day you'll just wake up and go, 'Christ, I'm a cantankerous old bd, when did that happen?'.

I'm reasonably aware of the aging process, but I've had minimal tolerance for stupid people for a long time.

How did it pan out for you?

[creampuff]

Prof Prolapse said:

Mr2Mike said:

I suspect you encountered the sort of people that feel that 90mph on "rural twisties" is a fking stupid idea. i.e. normal people.

Tell me are you aware of the ageing process or do you think one day you'll just wake up and go, 'Christ, I'm a cantankerous old bd, when did that happen?'.

snigger snigger

[Nels0n]

They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.

[Hungrymc]

What does 'slow to a crawl' and 'spread out all over the road' mean? I guess this is all n the detail.

Would be incredibly stupid to try and pass any comment based on that description.

[Yazza54]

Nels0n said:

They are motorcycle owning car drivers aka power rangers or FWBs.

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.

[RemyMartin]

Nels0n said:

They are looked down upon by proper motorcyclists.

Like yourself? Wish I was in your arseless leather chaps gang bang.

[Prof Prolapse]

Mr2Mike said:

I'm reasonably aware of the aging process, but I've had minimal tolerance for stupid people for a long time.

How did it pan out for you?

The aging process or stupidity? I'm rather afraid I have terminal case of the latter.