A bike for tubby...

[Mr2Mike]

Yazza54 said:

6ft 4 my arse

That is an impressively sized arse if you don't mind me saying.

[Rubin215]

I'm 9'17" and weigh 365kg in a bath towel, I'm also a powerfully built company director with a goatee.

I ride an Aprilia RS125 and hold lap records for a number of tracks including Donnington, Silverstone, Valencia and Motegi.

I could have raced at the top-level, but I just didn't fancy it.

Do I win the prize...?

[Biker's Nemesis]

hebegb494 said:

Mr.Crowe...

Aye, he's a very quick lad despite his size... and he's a really nice bloke to talk too.

[terry tibbs]

Rubin215 said:

I'm 9'17" and weigh 365kg in a bath towel, I'm also a powerfully built company director with a goatee.

I ride an Aprilia RS125 and hold lap records for a number of tracks including Donnington, Silverstone, Valencia and Motegi.

I could have raced at the top-level, but I just didn't fancy it.

Do I win the prize...?

st you beat me to it the co director joke i knew some one would do it

[Biker's Nemesis]

Anyway here's me in June making a 1000cc bike look small

[y2blade]

Don't see OP coming back.

Nice

[Rawwr]

y2blade said:

Don't see OP coming back.

Nice

No great loss. Far worse things have been said to far better people without them flouncing off.

[Rawwr]

And by flouncing I mean waddling.

[Biker's Nemesis]

Rawwwwrrrrr, lets see a photo of you on your bike.

Myself and Mckean have a bet on to see who can loose 3 stone the quickest, I want to get down to 12.5 stone before the end of April

Mckean is 17.5 stone and I am 15.5, I think he is the same height as me too.

[twizellb]

Rubin215 said:

I'm 9'17" and weigh 365kg in a bath towel, I'm also a powerfully built company director with a goatee.

I ride an Aprilia RS125 and hold lap records for a number of tracks including Donnington, Silverstone, Valencia and Motegi.

I could have raced at the top-level, but I just didn't fancy it.

Do I win the prize...?

Who do you think you are me?

[Rawwr]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Rawwwwrrrrr, lets see a photo of you on your bike.

Myself and Mckean have a bet on to see who can loose 3 stone the quickest, I want to get down to 12.5 stone before the end of April

Mckean is 17.5 stone and I am 15.5, I think he is the same height as me too.

My in my 1pc looks like someone has tried to push a zeppelin into a wetsuit.

[Fleegle]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Rawwwwrrrrr, lets see a photo of you on your bike.

Myself and Mckean have a bet on to see who can loose 3 stone the quickest, I want to get down to 12.5 stone before the end of April

Mckean is 17.5 stone and I am 15.5, I think he is the same height as me too.

You pair of fat northern s

[Fleegle]

y2blade said:

Don't see OP coming back.

Nice

For fks sake man
A new poster comes on with a post that leaves him wide open on a site that has BANTER in its forum name. If he hasn't got the bks to stay around for said banter then a big fowkin boo hoo to him

Why are some of you sad that he's not stayed around? FFS if we all got a bit menstrual about a bit of piss taking there would be no one left here. And Y2...... This new PC persona doesn't suit at all. Get back to the misery arse wheelie popping photo taking bloke that was


Or I'll have to send that ginger tit from up north to touch you in those special places

[Hooli]

Biker's Nemesis said:

Now fk off, there's a good lad or I bounce this can of Red Bull of your bonce.