Bonkers BMW bike theft...
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anonymous said:
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I wouldn't. I've been pinned to the corner of a brick building by a 750kg cow, attacked by a maternal pig and all her mates and had a load of round bales fall on me breaking my neck, then paid tax on the money I earned doing so. They'd need to try harder than that. Forking, spineless cowards. Willy Nilly said:
I've been pinned to the corner of a brick building by a 750kg cow, attacked by a maternal pig and all her mates and had a load of round bales fall on me breaking my neck,
For a second there I thought you were describing a night out right up until the hay bales, I'd be posting the keys out as soon as I saw the battering ram. I don't pay insurance to get my head kicked in defending my s
t.This is why I always try my best to see if anyone looks to be following me back home before I turn down my road. Not that any of my stuff is with that much but that's not the point.
Scum bags the level they have gone to but let's face it, if someone wants it they will find a way to take it.
A bloke near me had a Mrk 2 RS2000.
He went to it one morning and someone had been messing with the lock.
The next morning someone had managed to open the car door and try and take it but he had done something like take the rotor arm out so the car wouldn't start ( something like that anyway )
The morning after the car had gone - Towed it off with the handbrake still on.
wkers.
Scum bags the level they have gone to but let's face it, if someone wants it they will find a way to take it.
A bloke near me had a Mrk 2 RS2000.
He went to it one morning and someone had been messing with the lock.
The next morning someone had managed to open the car door and try and take it but he had done something like take the rotor arm out so the car wouldn't start ( something like that anyway )
The morning after the car had gone - Towed it off with the handbrake still on.
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kers. Jewelly_Boy said:
Every house I live in has big thick doors, PIR lights and an alarm so loud that it would literally keep the street awake.
No point in having CCTV if it isn't linked to an alarm call centre.
We live and learn.
I have a front door lock and that's it. No point in having CCTV if it isn't linked to an alarm call centre.
We live and learn.
To be honest that's all you should need in a country like Britain.
Terminator X said:
Big dog and/or firearm licence required.
TX.
My dog alerted me to a bloke stealing my car last month. The dog and I ran him down, he was very useful when he was ducking left and right down alleyways.TX.
Funny when we caught him, a 45kg Rottweiler just bouncing up and down trying to make the guy run again because he liked chasing him.
He's bought a Staffie incase I come back apparently
To me dogs are useful as both a deterrent and means of protection if they're bigger dogs (and properly trained).
Prof Prolapse said:
Terminator X said:
Big dog and/or firearm licence required.
TX.
My dog alerted me to a bloke stealing my car last month. The dog and I ran him down, he was very useful when he was ducking left and right down alleyways.TX.
Funny when we caught him, a 45kg Rottweiler just bouncing up and down trying to make the guy run again because he liked chasing him.
He's bought a Staffie incase I come back apparently
To me dogs are useful as both a deterrent and means of protection if they're bigger dogs (and properly trained).
Mind you when you go out chasing a guy with it make sure its the right person your after. Don't end up chasing someone with it, fighting, going through hedges and suddenly find out your both after the same person when your partners shout "you f
king tit he's your downstairs neighbour you tool", then stand there shaking hands saying "oh terribly sorry I thought you were someone else" "oh I thought you were someone else, terribly sorry now where did he go" like I might have done once when I was 15.moanthebairns said:
Prof Prolapse said:
Terminator X said:
Big dog and/or firearm licence required.
TX.
My dog alerted me to a bloke stealing my car last month. The dog and I ran him down, he was very useful when he was ducking left and right down alleyways.TX.
Funny when we caught him, a 45kg Rottweiler just bouncing up and down trying to make the guy run again because he liked chasing him.
He's bought a Staffie incase I come back apparently
To me dogs are useful as both a deterrent and means of protection if they're bigger dogs (and properly trained).
Mind you when you go out chasing a guy with it make sure its the right person your after. Don't end up chasing someone with it, fighting, going through hedges and suddenly find out your both after the same person when your partners shout "you f
king tit he's your downstairs neighbour you tool", then stand there shaking hands saying "oh terribly sorry I thought you were someone else" "oh I thought you were someone else, terribly sorry now where did he go" like I might have done once when I was 15.
moanthebairns said:
meh, a baseball bat is far more effective.
Mind you when you go out chasing a guy with it make sure its the right person your after. Don't end up chasing someone with it, fighting, going through hedges and suddenly find out your both after the same person when your partners shout "you fking tit he's your downstairs neighbour you tool", then stand there shaking hands saying "oh terribly sorry I thought you were someone else" "oh I thought you were someone else, terribly sorry now where did he go" like I might have done once when I was 15.
I have a bat... I was thinking of investing a crossbow but my mates talked me out of it.Mind you when you go out chasing a guy with it make sure its the right person your after. Don't end up chasing someone with it, fighting, going through hedges and suddenly find out your both after the same person when your partners shout "you f
king tit he's your downstairs neighbour you tool", then stand there shaking hands saying "oh terribly sorry I thought you were someone else" "oh I thought you were someone else, terribly sorry now where did he go" like I might have done once when I was 15.When are you memoirs being published by the way?
Willy Nilly said:
I wouldn't. I've been pinned to the corner of a brick building by a 750kg cow, attacked by a maternal pig and all her mates and had a load of round bales fall on me breaking my neck, then paid tax on the money I earned doing so. They'd need to try harder than that. Forking, spineless cowards.
You should buy car insurance, completely removes the emotion from situations such as this 
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