Is there anything about your bike that does your head in?

Is there anything about your bike that does your head in?

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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

204 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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R1100RT.

1. There's three switches on the dash for heated grips, abs and hazard lights (yes, hazard lights on a bike!). Anyway, these switches, for some reason known only to the bloke who designed it, aren't illuminated like the rest of the dash. This means I'm fumbling round in the dark like a virgin trying to adjust the grips on my morning commute. tt!

2. The warning lights. fk me, how bright are they. Indicators, neutral, low fuel light. All massively bright compared to the other lights, puts you right off your stroke in the dark. When the fuel light comes on I half expect Batman to appear with a jerry can.

3. Indicators. Let's not even go there.

4. Top box design (yeah, I know). It's fking ridiculous, just a bizarre shape and whoever designed it needs shooting.

Falco.

1. The sidestand. It's too short, too weedy and doesn't kick out enough. Result - it WILL fall over at some point. I'm now on my 3rd stand (from a GSXR) and it does the job.

2. The dash computer. You need the programming skills of a software engineer to set the fking clock, which will reset due to:

3. The fking Datatool alarm sucking life out of the battery. The key word there is fking tool.

Hornet.

You know what, nothing really. Which just goes to prove the less there is on a bike, the less the opportunity there is for someone to fk it up.

Baryonyx

17,990 posts

158 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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CG125:

How slow it is. How crap the brakes are. How soft the suspension is (though I appreciate they weren't designed to be ridden by grown men). How short each gear is.

Fleegle

16,688 posts

175 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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WR450 - lazy starter motor. I always start from cold with a kick as its much quicker

TRX - front brakes tend to attract shyte more than any other bike I've owned

Tall_Paul

1,915 posts

226 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Varadero 125 - Apart from the obvious being a 125:

Indicator warning lights - in the dark it's a case of "I'M BLIND! I can see! I'M BLIND! I can see! I'M BLIND! I can see!" hehe

The almost worthless headlight. I literally cannot see anything of the road when there are cars coming the other way and it's raining.

Only a week left though, I'm looking forward to an headlight that actually works and a having a reaction when I twist the throttle biggrin

Edited by Tall_Paul on Friday 19th December 08:33

evo8

468 posts

214 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I have a Suzuki VX800 and the fuel tap is positioned so that it is just under my inner thigh when riding which makes it neigh on impossible to turn it to reserver when riding, so if you need to switch to reserve its easier to stop and get of the bike to do it.

Oh, and another bug bear of mine, bike lights, when you are riding two up the headlights illuminate the tree tops why do they not put some sort of adjustment on them, instead you have to force the light down and get back on the bike only to realise all you can now see is your front tyre and then when you re-adjust it its back in the tree tops again. Then when you eventuaslly get it right, you have to repeat the whole procees again in reverse when you a riding solo again banghead

Wildfire

9,774 posts

251 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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MV - The rear brake that constantly boils it's fluid and it's a PITA under 40mph. The horn and indicators are different to the Ducati's.

Ducati - The fact that the carbs, idle mixture needles are jammed and I can't tune it properly. The horn and indicators are different to the MV's.

Sammo123

2,103 posts

180 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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CBR600F - It's been sat on paddock stands for 2 years after I started taking the front end apart to replace the stanchions and never quite got around to finishing it frown

Jonjo91

1,833 posts

157 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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ZXR 400.
Tank range is miserable.

BMW F650
The single cylinder engine.


Mr OCD

6,388 posts

210 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Yep...

- crap throttle at very small throttle openings due to euro 3 gumpf

- rear sets are too far forward

- black paint scratches like fk

Once Christmas is out of the way...

- custom mapping with power commander to fix st throttle

- Gilles rear sets to move back

- Ventureshield and GTechniq C1 installed to protect paint

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

260 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Deauville 650.

Pathetic headlight, apparently changing the bulb doesn't help because it's the plastic in front of it that causes the problem. Improved on later 650s and improved further on the 700.

Spark plug access, two of the plugs are a doddle, two are a total nightmare even with the special plug spanner provided.

Coolant level, you are supposed to check it visually using lines on the outside of the expansion tank but after a few years the tank goes opaque.

clen666

925 posts

121 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Side stand on the 07 zx6r is terrible, caused the bike to stand too upright.
Swapped mine for one from an older zzr600

kev b

2,708 posts

165 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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If something irritates me badly I have to try and change it, I love my Aprilia Mille but the side stand was, like that of the OPs Falco, rubbish.

I found that side stands fitted to US spec bikes are more angled and have to support the rider, passenger and luggage, so, I bought a used US stand and fitted it.

With the original stand I would faff about for ages trying to find a piece of ground suitable for parking and hope that the bike would still be on it's wheels when I returned.

Now I can park it without worrying, well worth £40 and a bit of effort.

As for the clock, it runs fast by 10 mins per week, it does my head in as you must click through 23 hours to reset the time. Despite the vast amount of Aprilia info available, I have not been able to find out how to regulate the clock.

I keep a battery tender connected so at least I don't suffer with the clocks resetting when I start the bike.

Quick tip - let the fuel pump stop whirring before you push start, if you switch on and immediately press start your instruments will reset.


Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

189 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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CBR 600 F. Nothing major really but I've no real basis of comparison as this is my only bike (still).

  • Fuel cap will will muller your key unless you get the pressure just right when removing it. New twist cap fitted.
  • Cam chain tensioners fail too quickly. Looking at a manual one.
  • Front indicators will muller your nose cone if the bike goes down. Fitted flush ones having experience this twice.
  • Throttle turn is massive, often not possible for WOT without real strain. R6 of similar vintage seems to fit without changing housing. Will give this a go.








Fleegle

16,688 posts

175 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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The appalling seat height on the YSR50

sjtscott

4,215 posts

230 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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hornetrider said:
Falco.

1. The sidestand. It's too short, too weedy and doesn't kick out enough. Result - it WILL fall over at some point. I'm now on my 3rd stand (from a GSXR) and it does the job.

2. The dash computer. You need the programming skills of a software engineer to set the fking clock, which will reset due to:

3. The fking Datatool alarm sucking life out of the battery. The key word there is fking tool.

Hornet.

You know what, nothing really. Which just goes to prove the less there is on a bike, the less the opportunity there is for someone to fk it up.
I don't miss my Falco owning days.. that problem was solved after 3.5 years of ownership when I traded it for a GSXR600 - that then got subsequently stolen 18months later DOH! You are still putting up with stuff like I did 10 years after me!!!!
You didn't need to replace any clipons after it fell over? The right hand throttle side has a subtle bend in mine post strong wind blowing the whole bike over which gave me a free cruise control (throttle wouldn't return) I had to source a new part not from aprilia directly to fix that one.
To mine add brake light switches front and rear, rear master cylinder, 3x clutch slave cylinders.
I didn't have the pleasure of a datatool alarm but a fob based datatool immobiliser failing to disarm (due to failed main circuit board) that coupled with a piss poor charging system, air intake sensor error when it was ridden in the rain etc etc.
Hence despite what anyone else says I won't ever be touching an Aprilia again.


Biker's Nemesis

38,536 posts

207 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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I can't think of anything being wrong with my bikes because with me being awsome I mask any short Cummings.

The Fireblade seems to attract unwanted sexual advances from homosexuals but that's it

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

189 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
The Fireblade seems to attract unwanted sexual advances from homosexuals but that's it
I knew you'd bought it for a reason.


Biker's Nemesis

38,536 posts

207 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Prof Prolapse said:
I knew you'd bought it for a reason.
Give us a kiss ya sexy beast xxxx

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

204 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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sjtscott said:
I don't miss my Falco owning days.. that problem was solved after 3.5 years of ownership when I traded it for a GSXR600 - that then got subsequently stolen 18months later DOH! You are still putting up with stuff like I did 10 years after me!!!!
You didn't need to replace any clipons after it fell over? The right hand throttle side has a subtle bend in mine post strong wind blowing the whole bike over which gave me a free cruise control (throttle wouldn't return) I had to source a new part not from aprilia directly to fix that one.
To mine add brake light switches front and rear, rear master cylinder, 3x clutch slave cylinders.
I didn't have the pleasure of a datatool alarm but a fob based datatool immobiliser failing to disarm (due to failed main circuit board) that coupled with a piss poor charging system, air intake sensor error when it was ridden in the rain etc etc.
Hence despite what anyone else says I won't ever be touching an Aprilia again.
Ha!

I forgot about the rear brake light switch. Mine is disconnected. Also - yes I bent a clip on, I replaced them with helibars for a more comfortable ride. The only downer with that is that on full lock the horn button touches the fairing - hence the horn is disconnected.

We won't mention the clutch slave seal (replaced in the middle of France after leaving me without a clutch), or the rear shock (gash and replaced for an Ohlins).

I'm making the bike sound st but it's fking ace, I love it!

Prof Prolapse

16,160 posts

189 months

Friday 19th December 2014
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Prof Prolapse said:
I knew you'd bought it for a reason.
Give us a kiss ya sexy beast xxxx
Welcome to the Honda club big boy.